Super Sister Signs

We talk about Venus moving into Virgo; Mercury’s current ~retrograde~ through Cancer (and the ghosts of our past who she hath wrought upon us!!!!!!!); Brooke gets a chance to show off her PI skills; Juanita gets mad at work; and in the spirit of rejecting perfectionism in creative projects, we are releasing this episode half a day late. Enjoy! ✨✨✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every...

Honestly, we mostly talk about Love Island this episode. (With a liiiitle retrograde warning / reminder thrown in at the end!) If you don’t watch Love Island, we’re sorry (that you aren’t watching Love Island) BUT we talk about some other stuff in this episode too. I think??? I can’t remember 🏝️🏝️🏝️ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to...

Welcome to Cancer Season!!!!! Brooke screams about her womb’s betrayal, Juanita considers being open to having a good time even if she doesn’t want to do something, we beg to know how non-Americans are staying hydrated (tbh, how anyone is staying hydrated) and MORE (but barely). Tune the heck in! ✨ ✨ ✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you lis...

Since Brooke’s birthday is coming up, the episode this week is oops - all birthdays! We talk about our personal experience with birthdays and play a loose knock-or-block style game around birthday traditions. Tune in to celebrate! ✨ ✨ ✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to podcasts. (Don't forget to rate and subscribe!) You can also...

** Please excuse the audio for the first ten-ish minutes of the episode! It gets better, we promise! ** We’ve got a LOT to cover this week:  Brooke tells the harrowing tale of her big fall; Juanita cries about how everything is making her cry (kind of giving ~grief~); we both wonder about how wedding expectations are changing, especially at the intersection of millennialism and queerness; Brooke g...

Brooke and Juanita are somewhere between “go to bed, honey” and “get it done, bitch” this week as they celebrate and prepare for the return of Love Island and Pride month 💕 Brooke sharpens her crab claws, Juanita yells at a man, and they wonder: how much of the same stuff are you supposed to like in a romantic relationship? Also: the humiliating experience of being a straight woman in public. Tun...

We’re back on schedule baby! Some highlight from this week’s ep: The tarot tells Brooke, once more, to “get up and get into it, bitch’” Juanita expresses her fear that hats make her look like both a loser and an imposter. Both women take a moment to acknowledge a respect Demi Lovato’s talent as a vocalist, and discuss the different ways they used imagination while growing up as as only children. C...

We are feeling super chatty this week…which must mean it’s GEMINI SEASON! We discuss topics such as: the return of speed dating, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the desire to have your partner do stuff without asking, Orc Nation, who is paying on a first date, and honestly one million other things so just listen to find out ok?? ✨ ✨ ✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotif...

It's a short one this week, folks! Brooke and Juanita reflect on their Astro Tarot card pulls from last week and gab a little bit about the new moon in Taurus. Brooke shares a recent story about a Cancerian grudge and Juanita reflects on her Capricorn/Virgo placements showing up at speed dating. Tune in to hear it all!! ✨ ✨ ✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify...

Whew! It's been a minute! Catch up with your favorite astro-besties Brooke and Juanita as they discuss their spring break and spring break- ups , reveal their new tarot deck, parse out a wedding etiquette dilemma, and sooo much more. ✨ ✨ ✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to podcasts. (Don't forget to rate and subscribe!) Y...

Please join us for our SEASON ONE FINALE!!! This week, we catch up with our old friend and special guest synth-pop-star and Pisces-fairy-princess Bbgail !  There is a lot of improvised song, discussion of Saturn returns, and honestly less crying than expected??? We REALLY get into the astrology + magic of it all as we celebrate Bbgail’s 30th birthday LIVE on the podcast, do her card pull and talk...

Juanita reveals a great Capricorn skill, Brooke tells a tale of friendship rage, Juanita requests help with an urgent issue, and sooo much more. Tune in to hear it all! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! 📹  If you ha...

This week, Brooke and Juanita discuss the challenges of the ocean that is Pisces season, revel in their recent trip to the Magic Castle, and share both a positive and a negative Scream. Plus, Juanita gets a visit from an old friend…..Tune in to hear it all and MORE?! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-...

We talk eclipse season, we talk Scream 7 (no spoilers), we talk legacy board games -- we talk about it all this week. Tune in already!! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! 📹  If you have a question for our cosmic counsel,...

In this week’s PACKED episode, Brooke learns about the DaVinci Code, Juanita admits she is open to being wrong about something, Brooke breaks down the big astrological happenings — Jupiter in Cancer and the big Neptune / Saturn conjunction, anyone?! — and Juanita shares an exciting update from her creative life! Tune in to hear it all! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Sp...

Better late than never!!! This week, Brooke and Juanita introduce a new segment of the podcast (thank you, tarot!), get sidetracked trying to remember old Chicago improv theaters, and reminisce over their visit with Juanita’s (24-year-old) niece <3 Tune in to hear it all — and more! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You...

It’s a short one today folks!! Juanita and Brooke catch the listeners up on their busy week off, crowdsource for a cute astrology-themed tarot deck, and each has a VERY Cancer / Capricorn Moment of the Week 😏 Tune in to hear it all! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod o...

In this week's episode, Brooke and Juanita breakdown how Juanita's secret missions party went, each pull a tarot card for the episode, discuss Neptune's exit from Pisces after 15 years, and so much more! It's a short one this week sooo you have no excuse ;) ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find...

This week, Brooke and Juanita discuss their longer-than-usual Cancer and Capricorn Moments of the Week and catch up on the TV and movies Brooke’s been watching (Juanita is too busy re-watching Vanderpump Rules). We also get a HUGE Margaritaville update from Juanita!!! Tune in! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also...

Tune in as Brooke and Juanita search for things to talk about after having recorded their last episode mere days prior! Juanita explains who and what Mr. Beast is, both sister signs try to remember what it’s like to have seasons and weather, and Juanita helps Brooke come up with a cute name for her party planning company. Listen up!! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spot...

It’s a new year, a new month and a new astrological season — there is much to catch up on! Brooke and Juanita talk new year’s resolutions versus vision boards, the Chrismukkah party, The Housemaid (spoilers included), Se7en (spoilers included), The Green Mile (spoilers not included), cold plunges on vacation, the curse of January birthdays, and The Notebook: The Musical (spoilers not included). Tu...

Tune into the last Super Sister Signs episode of 2026! Brooke and Juanita catch up on their Hanukkah week plans — Brooke recounts the latkes she made that healed her ancestors — and Juanita describes overcoming a truly harrowing experience of being locked out of her apartment. Brooke also publicly confronts Juanita and Juanita sets the record straight about what could have been the greatest betray...

This week, Brooke and Juanita catch up on the chasm of events that has occurred since their last chat and fight about how to pronounce “caulk” while Frank throws up and Juanita admits to crying in a Mexican restaurant. ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Yout...

This week, Juanita and Brooke are delighted to welcome actress, Pilates instructor, and Brooke’s long-time-long-distance-best-friend Dylan Page to the podcast!  Tune into this extra long episode to hear some hard launches from Dylan, some huge updates from Juanita, and some astrological interpretations from the whole crew.  You can follow Dylan @dylanrpage on Instagram, and make sure to keep an ey...

Brooke shares a reflection on her Cancerian nature, Juanita shares a scary update about her enemy, and they both sing a lot (duh). Tune in to hear it all! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! 📹  If you have a question for our cosmic cou...