Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman R  2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m _____________________________________________________________________________   Sam (Christopher Allport) is traumatized by his experience the previous Christmas, battling Jack Frost (Matt Falletta), a murderous snowman possessed by a serial killer. His wife, Anne (Eileen Seeley), thinks a trip to the tropics wil...

Elves 1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m ____________________________________________________________________________ A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl (Julie Austin) with an elf in Colorado. Release date:  October 24, 1989 Director: Jeffrey Mandel Screenplay: Jeffrey Mandel Music composed by: Vladimir Horunzhy Production company : Action Interna...

Elves 1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m ____________________________________________________________________________ A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl (Julie Austin) with an elf in Colorado. Release date:  October 24, 1989 Director: Jeffrey Mandel Screenplay: Jeffrey Mandel Music composed by: Vladimir Horunzhy Production company : Action Interna...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this early holiday addition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss all the Hollywood news they missed while on Thanksgiving break during an edition of Can You Dig It. They also review everything from The Punisher to Vice Principals during TV Roundup. They even get to try out some new impressions during the game Simply Quotable…and all this is bookended by Justi...

Killer Klowns from Outer Space PG-13 ‧ 1988 ‧ Science fiction film/Cult film ‧ 1h 28m     When teenagers Mike (Grant Cramer) and Debbie (Suzanne Snyder) see a comet crash outside their sleepy small town, they investigate and discover a pack of murderous aliens who look very much like circus clowns. They try to warn the local authorities, but everyone assumes their story is a prank. Meanwhile, the...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew takes the reigns and guides us on a spooky journey which takes us from Harvey Weinstein, to Tyrese & Rock beefs, to Rush Hour sequels.  The boys play the game where crossdressing is totally allowed, What Are You Supposed to be, and we all try to figure out the name of the black guy who hosted Nick Arcade.  All...

    In the edition of Simplistic Interviews, Matt "sits down" with director, Lou Simon, and discusses her newest film, "Lou Simon's 3."   CLICK HERE for the entire Youtube interview and check out all of here social media below: MAIN SITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM IMDB FACEBOOK

Samurai Cop 1991 ‧ Crime film/Thriller ‧ 1h 36m Play trailer on YouTube     Release date:January 1, 1989 ( USA ) Director: Amir Shervan Screenplay:  Amir Shervan Film series:  Samurai Cop Film Series Well we know how to pick them don't we? Movie Commentary is back but this time with MORE ACTION! MORE BABES AND MORE INCREDIBLE LINE READING! What the hell is Samurai Cop? You may be asking... Well ac...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Hello friends and soon-to-be enemies!  Since its Labor Day Weekend, the gang at Simplistic Reviews thought it would be a great time to get back to work.  But it wasn't all fun and games on our Summer break.  The fellas got a brand new studio...a brand new intern...and brand new ideas to pollute your brain with...like a sitcom about Hitler and Eva Braun or the craziest idea for...

Gymkata 1985 ‧ R ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 30m (Trailer) YouTube It's that time of the year again, August. The month we all hated as it was the end of our summer vacation and the beginning of back to school. So a little treat is needed and what could be better then Olympic gymnast Kurt Thomas, who combines his gymnastic ability with martial arts to enter a deadly competition? I'm going to gue...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES When this show gets to 88 episodes, you're gonna hear some serious shit!  On the July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys tackle everything from Back To The Future to Judge Dredd.  Justin is in the driver's seat for Word Association and tells his Steve Guttenberg story, DJ is forced to say something nice about Transformers: The Last Knight, Matt talks Castlevan...

Thunder in Paradise PG  1993 ‧ Adventure ‧ 1h 44m         With all of the remakes coming out these days we figured doing Thunder in Paradise would help our chances of getting Hurricane Spencer and Bru back on the waters kicking ass on silver screen, or maybe not.         Terry "Hulk" Hogan stars as R. J. "Hurricane" Spencer who is an ex-Navy S. E. A. L. and confirmed bachelor struggling to make en...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES   Oh what a time to be alive! That's what we keep hearing. And yes, it's true, it is quite a time to be alive when you get to listen to another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Because, boy, let me tell you what, this one is a real doozy!   DJ, Justin, and Matt cover it all with their monthly news roundup that runs the gamet of nonsense to non-sensical.   And if you...

Deadly Prey 1987 ‧ Drama/Action ‧ 1h 28m     In Vietnam, he was the best... He still is! You've requested it, We watched it! Deadly Prey is a fun film no doubt about that, might not be great film but boy is this a stupid fun time of a watch. So put on those short shorts and do some killing!    Colonel Hogan is a ruthless former military officer who trains a large group of former U.S. Servicemen as...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES    April Fools...this isn't really a podcast post....... so here's a picture of a Ryan Gosling eating cereal.       .....just kidding....maybe...but i mean just look at that sexy guy eating that cereal. This month we make our grand return with all sorts of goodies. The fellas belly up to the bar to talk the news and their life failures in "What's On Tap." We're also in the fig...

  It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you, without a podcast to step to....step to, step to...you get it; it's like that Aaliyah song.   We gave you a movie commentary to quench that junkie's thirst for our imminent return, but nothing can prepare you for this month's podcast that is sure to give you heart palpitations.   From the sultry tones of Al Pacino as he talks nipple clamps and s...

1989 | Action | 92 min  Ready for a trip to Savage Beach? Come and enjoy beautiful our water Wine and dine with at the island's number 1 restaurant.  And come see the last of what the 80's have to offer in Andy Sidaris'...   Savage Beach  TRAILER   Ladies and Gentlemen WE ARE BACK! THE WOMEN! THE GUNS! THE OVER THE TOP CRAZIEST ACTION SCENES!   Ah... 2017 is going to be a good year! All new 90's A...

This is it guys and girls, the end of an era! The piece of shit known as 2016 is dead. 2016 was nothing but a douche to us all. Think about it, all horrible and horrific stuff. Don't believe me? Fine. Let me ask you, name one thing that was good about 2016? Still waiting... Anything? Yeah we feel you. So to end the year and ring in a new one we have a Mini End of the Year Wrap Up Show! A podcast t...

Merry Christmas! From Simplistic Reviews Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 1987 ‧ R‧ Drama/Slasher ‧ 1h 28min   Trailer     The sequel picks up on Christmas Eve some years after the first movie, with Ricky Caldwell, the 18-year-old brother of the first film's killer, now being held in a mental hospital , awaiting trial for a series of murders that he committed. While being interviewed by the psyc...

Suicide Squad - Extended Cut 2 hours, 14 minutes   Seriously? Yes I don't know why but we did another WB extended-we-don't-give-you-the-full-movie-the-first-time-cut. What to say about a poorly made film. I mean a 8 year old with iMovie could do a better editing job. And I feel bad for bringing the 8 year old this luckluster piece of crap. DJ says it the best. "This is the biggest disappointment o...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES   On this Thanksgiving episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk about turkey and Donald Trump...A Minecraft movie and Donald Trump...Shelley Duvall and Donald Trump and who would win in a fight between Dracula and the Wolfman...oh an also why tackle our new Presidential overlord Donald J. Drumpf...all that and more on a turkey day episode of the Simplistic Revi...

YOUTUBE LINK CHECK US OUT FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this spooktacular Halloween episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything that goes bump in the night...from Deadpool director woes to a Captain Planet film from Leo. Matthew solves the mystery that is the Madea films. And the boys try to guess each other's Halloween costumes in a segment we're calling What Are You Supposed...

  Child's Play 2  Play trailer on YouTube 1990 ‧ Slasher/Thriller ‧ 1h 24m     Movie Commentary Friday! (Is that a thing?) Hey everyone! Welcome to another Movie Commentary. Halloween is creeping up on us so we're continuing with some more movies about murdering. Only this time its a grown man trapped into the workings of a children's doll. (Cue Disney themed music) Whats that?! Another bloody mov...

Welcome to another Friday Night Family Movie Night!  Beware! Children at Play1hr 34mins | Horror | 1989  Well that happened... DJ and Justin just watched Beware Children at Play. And...Well...It's not so great. It is a slow boring movie that only picks up right at the end. Sure the topic of murdering demoniac crazy children is a fun idea to use in a movie but if you don't do anything with it then...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY This month's show is themed around the genius of the late and great Gene Wilder. As we honor his legacy, we create our very own film monstrosities with a new segment called, "Frankenstein's Monster." Think soap in pillow cases and jackets with scorpions on the back... We also "blaze" our own saddles and whip out some news in "Excuse Me While I Whip This Out." All this, an...