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The guys from Simplistic Reviews sit around and talk news. Check out the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for good old family entertainment and Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary to have them over at your house. Podcast: iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticRevi...

 The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from our August break and raring to go. And since we thought the show could use more of a fangirl touch, we got the biggest and best fangirl of them all, Jeanette Ward from  The Mundane Adventures Of A Fangirl . And as gracious hosts, we immediately put Ms. Ward in the hot seat during another edition of Questions From The Crowd. The gang also go against thei...

(with Movie Audio) Well it's not Samurai Cop...   Welcome back to the Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary! Today we pop in another Amir Shervan film, Killing American Style. It's the 80's and of course Amir will recycle from his masterpiece Samurai Cop; location, music and beefy men with long beautiful hair.  The terrible acting mix with cheesy fight scene is the best part along with its nonexiste...

(without Movie Audio) Well it's not Samurai Cop...   Welcome back to the Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary! Today we pop in another Amir Shervan film, Killing American Style. It's the 80's and of course Amir will recycle from his masterpiece Samurai Cop; location, music and beefy men with long beautiful hair.  The terrible acting mix with cheesy fight scene is the best part along with its nonexi...

S1:E2 - Simplistic Reviews Show Live! Gather the children around, episode 2 has arrived. Simplistic Reviews Show Live! is a talk show. If you thought the gang couldn't possibly talk more than their Simplistic Reviews Podcast or Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary, then you thought wrong. Today we talk about some Fallout, debrief our last movie commentary Uncle Sam as well reveal the next movie com...

Uncle Sam R  1996 ‧ Slasher/Horror ‧ 1h 30m A Gulf War veteran rises from the dead to wreak vengeance upon unpatriotic residents of his hometown. Initial release: 1996 Director:  William Lustig Release date: 1996 (Greece) Budget: 2 million USD Screenplay:  Larry Cohen Because you asked for it, here it is... Uncle Sam!  The classic blockbuster video rental slasher is a great way to celebrate Americ...

Welcome to our new live show - Simplistic Reviews Show Live! Ep.1 is here! Today we talk all things Comic Con Look at some odd news in this crazy world we live in and play the game, "Are They Dead Yet?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/…/simplistic-reviews-…/id586104022… Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Twitter: https://twi...

It's July, so that means it's time for a summer blowout episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We broach many subjects includrtl=0" width="100%">ng Star Wars' big problem, Robocop reboots, Chris Hardwick's troubles, and the Naked Gun. Yes...that assortment of subjects has never been collectively tackled before. Also Justin is put on the hot seat for the new segment Questions From The Crowd. DJ...

Ring of the Musketeers PG-13  1992 ‧ Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 26m   As descendants of the original Three Musketeers, Peter Porthos (Thomas Gottschalk), John Smith D'Artagnan (David Hasselhoff) and Anne-Marie Athos (Alison Doody) are continuing the chivalrous tradition of protecting those who can't protect themselves, carrying it into the modern age. Rather than fighting lords and counts, these Musket...

Ring of the Musketeers PG-13  1992 ‧ Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 26m   As descendants of the original Three Musketeers, Peter Porthos (Thomas Gottschalk), John Smith D'Artagnan (David Hasselhoff) and Anne-Marie Athos (Alison Doody) are continuing the chivalrous tradition of protecting those who can't protect themselves, carrying it into the modern age. Rather than fighting lords and counts, these Musket...

  School might be out for summer, but not the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We are back with special guest  Dan "The Comic Book Concierge" Clark  from  The GeekCast Radio Network  and  CinemaGeeks Podcast , a couple of call-in friends of ours stop by, and we discuss everything from IHOP changing to IHOB, Hailee Steinfeld having Shape Of Water sex with an Autobot, and of course, the real problem with...

Justice League PG-13  2017 ‧ Fantasy/Science fiction film ‧ 2 hours Fuelled by his restored faith in humanity, and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly-awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes i...

Justice League PG-13  2017 ‧ Fantasy/Science fiction film ‧ 2 hours Fuelled by his restored faith in humanity, and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly-awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes i...

House II: The Second Story PG-13  1987 ‧ Adventure/Horror ‧ 1h 28m   A man (Arye Gross) and his friend (Jonathan Stark) exhume an ancestor (Royal Dano) in the house  where his parents were killed.   Initial release: August 28, 1987 Director:  Ethan Wiley Budget: 3 million USD Producer:  Sean S. Cunningham Production company:  New World Pictures   Well you can't say we don't love you. Today Matt an...

House II: The Second Story PG-13  1987 ‧ Adventure/Horror ‧ 1h 28m   A man (Arye Gross) and his friend (Jonathan Stark) exhume an ancestor (Royal Dano) in the house  where his parents were killed.   Initial release: August 28, 1987 Director:  Ethan Wiley Budget: 3 million USD Producer:  Sean S. Cunningham Production company:  New World Pictures   Well you can't say we don't love you. Today Matt an...

This isn't a joke...the boys are back on the airwaves with another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast...or are they? You be the judge of whether you think they're back or not. I might be telling you here that they are back, but are they truly "back." And if their back, where are they back from? The Future, School, Training, To Back, In Black, Rubs, In The Habit, For The First Time, again, i...

Undefeatable R  1994 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m  4.1/10 · IMDb The boys of Simplistic Reviews are back! Let's be honest you never believed Ep. 100 was our last... did you? No we can't stop with all these crappy movies out there. Plus the current world we live in needs some terrible grotesque jokes. So sit back, turn off the lights and enjoy some undefeatable puns...no...they suck...its pretty sad....

Undefeatable R  1994 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m  4.1/10 · IMDb The boys of Simplistic Reviews are back! Let's be honest you never believed Ep. 100 was our last... did you? No we can't stop with all these crappy movies out there. Plus the current world we live in needs some terrible grotesque jokes. So sit back, turn off the lights and enjoy some undefeatable puns...no...they suck...its pretty sad....

  It’s here!     No, not your tax return… No, not another government shutdown… No, not an actual picture of Venom… It’s the 100th episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast!  We got a guest list so prestigious and respected, it should run for president…please…someone…anyone…run for president.  So if you’re going on a short drive on a long road or a long walk off a short pier, stick this in your ear...

Killer Workout 1987 ‧ 1h 25m Killer Workout, also known under the original title Aerobicide, is a 1986 American slasher film written and directed by David A. Prior. It stars Marcia Karr, David James Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Ted Prior, and Teresa Van der Woude.  Wikipedia Director:  David A. Prior Screenplay:  David A. Prior Music composed by:  Todd Hayen Producers:  David Winters ,  Marc Winters...

Killer Workout 1987 ‧ 1h 25m Killer Workout, also known under the original title Aerobicide, is a 1986 American slasher film written and directed by David A. Prior. It stars Marcia Karr, David James Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Ted Prior, and Teresa Van der Woude.  Wikipedia Director:  David A. Prior Screenplay:  David A. Prior Music composed by:  Todd Hayen Producers:  David Winters ,  Marc Winters...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES The boys at Simplistic Reviews are back for a brand new year of hijinks, hilarity, intrigue, and murder...well maybe not that last one.  On the January edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the gang not only tries to unravel the mystery of January Jones' secret baby daddy, they also discuss Star Wars, Star Trek, The Crown, The Wire, and the 1991 Macaulay Culkin animated s...

Fit to Kill R  1993 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 34m   L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents Donna and Nicole, accompany and protect a wealthy Asian businessman and his rare diamond against a sinister international jewel thief. Release: 1993 Director: Andy Sidaris Screenplay: Andy Sidaris There isn't anything to say about this film except it is amazing! Please...Stop whatever your doing and watch this film now! Honestly...

Fit to Kill R  1993 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 34m   L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents Donna and Nicole, accompany and protect a wealthy Asian businessman and his rare diamond against a sinister international jewel thief. Release: 1993 Director: Andy Sidaris Screenplay: Andy Sidaris There isn't anything to say about this film except it is amazing! Please...Stop whatever your doing and watch this film now! Honestly...

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman R  2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m _____________________________________________________________________________   Sam (Christopher Allport) is traumatized by his experience the previous Christmas, battling Jack Frost (Matt Falletta), a murderous snowman possessed by a serial killer. His wife, Anne (Eileen Seeley), thinks a trip to the tropics wil...