Not For Nothin'

The talk of the town is the the savior of the NBA playoffs, Joe Jesus! The rest doesn't really matter. I'm not even sure if the guys talk about anything else. If they did, who cares.

The show starts off as a tribute to Russell Westbrook's greatness, but quickly becomes a Matthew Lillard love-fest (1:00). That leads to a bonding moment over the TV show Community (8:00). They take a detour over superstars hair issues before getting back to NBA playoff talk (34:00). The wind down with a little Otis Nixon and the coke hall-of-fame

The guys are very excited for NCAA Championship game and planning an all nighter in honor of it. And to start it all off they talk old white guy dance moves, yeah it's gonna be an exciting night (4:40). From there, Chris is just trying to offend everyone. They throw-in some Georgetown/Ewing greatness, Philly sadness (except in gambling) and reminisce about Wilt Chamberlin's sexual prowess then tal...

It's the middle of March so what do the guys talk about, NFL of course, oh and Vegas Baby! (3:00)... Wait who's doing crack (14:40)? Moving on, they discuss Colin Kaepernick in their own special way (17:33)... wait did Chris just compliment Ryan Fitzpatrick? It's all just a setup for Geno Smith talk (22:50). Finally a new conspiracy theory, and it's timely for March Madness (27:09). They make thei...

It's the first day of spring and the boys are warming up, but their material is a little frozen still. They discuss Tim Tebow to start their show(2:00). After some rambling, they lament their terrible brackets (17:20). They discover Bing Crosby is from Spokane, which just leads to a whole bunch of Spokane bashing, but in a good-natured way of course (33:40). Somehow that leads to more flat-earth t...

The boys filled out their brackets, but took it way to seriously. it was supposed to be fun, and they ruined it. Enjoy the madness.

The boys quickly talk some skins (2:85), before moving on to their vision of a future NYC, it's bleak (11:48). Speaking of bleak, they crack open a tall cool one to help drown their sorrow, while lamenting the Sixers corps of an organization (12:55). $10 is on the line if the Knicks can make the playoffs this year ( 35:35). They finish up talking a little NBA prop bets before discussing some of th...

Right off the bat, the boys solve the NBA All-Star dilemma, then do it again later in the show (1:00). They talk about taunting Boogie and (13:40), then have a huge blow-up and argue over Jahlil Okafor which Kris clearly won (19:20). Chris eases the tension with a surprise gift for Kris, which helps them transition to more important matters, Big-Time Wrestling, oh yeah (29:40)! But they save the b...

The NFL season is officially over, but the boys can't stop talking about it. We'll ween them off I guess. In the meantime, they get random real quick (1:00). Chris cries about is poor basketball gambling record (14:00). Kris goes off on lame-ass OKC fans (19:20). They side with Oakley and happily berate Dolan (36:00). After that its all down hill, they start talking about wrestling. Look up the Sh...

Kris and Chris recap the Super Bowl and discuss the pre-game bets they thought were locks, sorry guys (2:08). Talk concussion protocols and their own history of them (22:00). The boys then move on from the football and start looking to the future, which hopefully include basketball, Belichick in politics, and some other weird stuff (28:30).

We are finally at the Grand Daddy of them all, the Pro Bowl! Okay maybe it's the Super Bowl. But the guys do end talking about the Pro Bowl and Taylor Swift, despite their best intentions (3:00). After getting through their weekly Presidential bit, and random QB rumors, they get to the good stuff, talking about Jim Zorn and Left-handed QB's(16:11). Prop bets seem to interest these two more than th...

This is the best Pre-Pre-Super Bowl show, believe me. Kris and Chris might be the first podcasters to say nice things about Joe Buck (4:28). Celebrate a schnockered Robert Kraft ((17:10), and talk early SB MVP candidates. Chris backs up his first down = winner theory (25:37). They discuss Roethlisberger's weird head shape (31:55), and Belichick's PDA (34:20). Chris drops a bomb-shell of a great id...

The boys thank the football gods and Andy Reid's terrible game management that we don't have a Super Bowl 1 rematch (1:10). Then finally close the book on all Christine Michael talk (5:01).

There's only two things that get these guys this fired up, playoff football and... um, they can't think of the second. Oh well. They come out firing, and dropping hot takes immediately: Eli Manning never wins Super Bowl again (1:40). Kris sprinkles in a Jamie Moyer story (?), before turning it up a notch and tearing apart the refs for a bad weekend all around (4:29). They discuss the single greate...

It's a new year, but the results might be the same. They wrap up their first NFL season on a high note, picking more games right than wrong, but just barely (4:40). A little pontification on the playoffs and which teams aren't likely to repeat next year (8:20). Then, they go over the playoff odds for each team, the Giants become their favorite as a good long shot to make that $$$ (26:33). They dre...

The missing holiday episode has been recovered, and I think these two jabronis had a little too much of the egg nog. They start right in on all things Massachusetts and Marky Mark, they don’t hold back. Is there anyone they don't like to offend? At least they don’t rip on George Michael, rest his soul. They are all over the place on this episode, we can’t even keep track. So just enjoy the ramblin...

The Bet is on, finally. Can Chris make it the whole show without dropping the F-bomb? The proceeds go to the SagerStrong Foundation, which leads Chris into a story when him meeting Craig Sager, with a bonus David Stern story thrown in (4:50). They move on to their favorite topic, "The Golden Goose" Brock Osweiler getting benched. Of course that leads to other terrible QB's in the league, and USC (...

Kris gets to host the show by himself again. Mostly likely because Chris was scared of going through with the bet that he can't go one episode without saying the F-word. Kris goes off on something about close games and prevent defenses. This is what happens when he's by himself (3:43). He gives props to Bruce Arians for making the excuse of the year. Blaming the weather for his teams bad playing (...

The boys quickly tie together concussions, DVOA and metal-rap genre, big shout-out to Ice-T and Body Count (1:00)! They make their 3/4 season predictions. that's a thing, right? And somehow these guys pick a Super Bowl long-shot, even though they said they weren't going to. Man these guys are really good gamblers (3:15). They also noticed how EIi Manning didn't have a drop of sweat anywhere on him...

The boys are reunited and it feels so good. After back-to-back weeks off, the bromance is rekindled, although not without some tense moments. After checking their seasons records, Chris jumps into medias obsession over calling teams out for "missing" on a player, the Browns, and not believing in curses, except for the Browns (4:48). Kris shares his numerous Ryan Leaf experience, awkward (10:46). C...

Kris goes solo on this show, welt least for the first half hour. He starts off talking Monday Night Football in Mexico, and any future implications this game might have with international teams. Canada, anyone (2:20)? Then he moves onto the year of the kickers, which isn't a good thing (12:42). You know what else isn't a good thing? Quiet crowds during NFL games. Its something Kris noticed during...

This week Chris and Kris really get things... oh wait, Kris is gone, again (that's weird). Instead of Chris doing this thing alone again, he brings in his friend, Brooke Costello who's a Bills fan and former gambling guru. Once they get the formalities out of the way, Chris laments on loosing his weekly parlay because he foolishly went away from the Titans over (7:38). They move onto the creepines...

The boys start things off by making fun of the South Street Seaport for putting up the Christmas Tree on Nov 7 (:45). Kris bemoans his mundane Sunday watching football (1:50). Chris starts them on a path of trashing some of the broadcast commentators, especially everyones favorite piñata, Phil Simms. Which creates another great idea: CBS hires Jeff Hosteler as a backup for Simms, and replaces him...

For our week 9 show, Kris shares his experience about being in New Orleans for Saints-Seahawks game, railing on jack-ass fans (:30). Chris introduces Kris to wedding cake flavored vodka (8:08). They side-bar on the World Series, focusing on yet another conspiracy theory, that Kris actually buys into (9:47). they make fun of Eddie Veder Cub fandom (13:30), harken back to the good old days of RBI ba...

Not for Nothin', but this is our week 8 show. We start off nice and easy, talking a little baseball and kinda picks a World Series picks (2:50), then Chris confesses his love for Geno Smith (7:55). We discuss Gronks "69" reference..."You know what I mean" (10:15), Then move on to the problem with kickers this year (11:17). Chris lays down another big conspiracy theory on the NFL, staring none othe...