John and Alexx Hate Stuff

’Twas brillig, and the podcast hosts      Did quarantine in the bade:All wobbly were the microphone posts,      And bad puns were made. Beware the John-erwock, my son! The JAHS that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Alexxcast! Funny poetic lines, etc! To finish off our exploration of Tim Burton we watched “Alice in … Continue reading "Episode 77 – Alice...

You know how in a lot of movies fish are too small? Well buddy…you are in for a treat. The post Episode 76 -Big Fish appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this ack-isode, John and Alexx continue their exploration of Tim Burton by discussing Mars Attacks! Spoiler: Alexx is a green skeleton, whilst John is red. The post Episode 75 – Mars Attacks! appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Our look at the films of Tim Burton starts now with the 1988 comedy/horror classic Beetlejuice. Alexx asks some hard-hitting questions about 80s teeth, Winona Ryder and spelling; while John gets tossed into the worm-ridden wastes of Saturn. The post Episode 74 – Beetlejuice appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Enjoy your quarantine from a deadly disease by listening to the now-bunkered boys talk about a fictional deadly disease. This 1995 film has it all, bootstrap paradoxes, Bruce Willis’ butt cheeks and, I dunno, Brad Pitt. Also Alexx handles the lockdown by unleashing an insane conspiracy theory…or is it just crazy enough to work. The post Episode 73 – 12 Monkeys appeared first on John and Alexx Hate...

Special guest comedian/actor/writer Ted Douglass tries to convince us that this movie isn’t terrible. We mostly agree, but man everyone in this movie sucks. Except Knives and that one guy with the face, he’s cool. Alexx’s comic is on sale now at Gumroad: https://gumroad.com/l/sYgoE or Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/772153218/wyrms-addition-issue-1 Ted’s FB page: https://www.facebook.com/TedDou...

Hallucinations, living with dolphins and dick bones. Also this Ken Russell film is discussed at some point. The post Episode 71 – Altered States appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 70, in which our heroes watch “Super” then beat each other to death with crescent wrenches. Spoiler alert! Alexx’s skull breaks first. The post Episode 70 – Super appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Trying to make the perfect being out of black goo and leg bones of other people like one of us? The post Episode 69 – Alien Covenant appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Don’t hate the player one, hate the one player game? I dunno- I tried The post Episode 68 – Ready Player One appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John was too sick to handle watching Ready Player One. So here’s an old Alexxcast episode where John and Alexx discuss Steven Seagal’s “The Perfect Weapon.” Regular JAHS returns next episode with Ready Player One. The post Episode Sick Day – The Perfect Weapon appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

This doctor is a little…strange, but teaches us to laugh about love and inter-dimensional wizardy. The post Episode 67 – Doctor Mordrid appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Man, this movie must have completed principle photography in South Africa, because talk about Cape-town! Yeah, I’m sorry too. Anyway, we watched Spawn. The post Episode 66 – Spawn appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The role of superheroes as reactionary tools in a geopolitical hellscape is replaced by slow motion jumping. in the movie version of Watchmen. Alexx gets mad at computer passwords and John has read one book he won’t shut up about. The post Episode 65 – Watchmen appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Hi. I’m an OS writing this episode description. Are you in love with me yet? No? Well, what about after I write you this piano piece? Good, now that you’re in love please enjoy John and Alexx’s discussion of Her. ….Also I’m in space now… with Poochie. The post Episode 64 – Her appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

This Devil’s night John and Alexx offer up a bonus episode discussing The Crow. Spoilers: they fire It up. The post Bonus Episode – The Crow appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Tonight John and Alexx finish the ritual started 62 episodes ago, bringing forth into this dimension a discussion of Hereditary. It was a needlessly complex ritual. The post Episode 63 – Hereditary appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Rev up your baby mills and strap on your brooms for tonight John and Alexx tackle The VVitch. The post Episode 62 – The VVitch appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Tonight we break the format of the show and discuss TWO movies! After finding out that The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift was such shit, we watched Fast Five. Amazingly, neither of us make a “Fast Five” hand-job joke. The post Episode 61 – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift / Fast Five appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Place your brains into sexy Caucasian robot bodies and listen to John and Alexx discuss 2017’s Ghost in the Shell. The post Episode 60 – Ghost in the Shell (2017) appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Continue to hold on to your butts as John and Alexx discuss Jurassic World. Then John gets eaten by an alligator/human hybrid Alexx had lying around the studio. The post Episode 59 – Jurassic World appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

We watched No Holds Barred. This movie smells of something…. please watch to find out the answer. The post Episode 58 – No Holds Barred appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 57, wherein it is realized no one ever reads these write ups and previous efforts were wasted. We watched Prometheus. And yes, I meant Giorgio Tsoukalos. The post Episode 57 – Prometheus appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 56, wherein John and Alexx discuss Blade Runner 2049. Voight Kampff test required for entry. Order Alexx’s new book “The Theravada Machine and Other Stories” The post Episode 56 – Blade Runner 2049 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Look like podcast… Smell like podcast… Must be episode 55, wherein John and Alexx discuss The Dark Crystal. Additional audio available on Alexx’s Patreon patreon.com/alexxbollenOrder Alexx’s new book “The Theravada Machine and Other Stories” John does other stuff too. The post Episode 55 – The Dark Crystal appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail