Clever Name Podcast

We are back and Ryan is feeling sick while having weird dreams, we remember the great commercials from the early 2000s like the war amp, house hippos and everyone gotta have a thing. Spike tv was the greatest channel ever made and Ryan calls a late night phone s*x line. A present was left in the walls for Ryans old house and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

Ryans Birthday is here and we have got some mail, drama is happening in the Podcasts Are Gay Podcast Network and Ryan shares his first kiss experience. We play Whos That Rule 34 again and open our first envelope of Physical Memes. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. BUY TRADING CARDS: https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ5V6EJ8UQ FULL SHOW: https://www.clevernamepodcast...

We are back and we try to make the best babysitter tierlist, Ryan teases his up coming collaboration with Brendan Sagalow and we get enraged by government red tape a vow to start our own cult. We open a brand new pack of unreleased card to give away to one lucky subscriber and Ryan shows off his new boxers with a ball pouch. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. BUY TRADING CARDS: h...

We are back with another classic episode and Ryan has invented some new gang signs, set up a collaboration with one of the greatest rappers of all time and we found out there is a horror burlesque show happening near us. We do our monthly giveaway for card packs and slabs and pick the winners. Lastly a man starts a beautiful relationship with his neighbors fish .All this and more on this weeks Cle...

Martin and Ryan recap after getting back from the Rob Zombie Marilyn Manson concert, we discuss the beer, doughnut, run, c*m debate and Ryan is getting fat and learning about belly button cleanliness. We open a new pack of our trading cards and we do round three of shock collar karaoke. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. BUY TRADING CARDS: https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ...

We go through the lore of "the game", We do a meme review of the past 15 years and Ryan had to change his tire on the side of the highway and had an "accident". We give a passionate speech on how dumb the fans are, Ryan gives his conspiracies on where the world is being directed and we try to guess the mug shot to the crime. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name P...

The first 24 hour podcast will happen when we hit 50 subscribers to podcastsaregay.com. Sleep streams are the new meta, dragons are real and so is time travel. Ocean 2 just dropped and we play a round of guess the guy. Ryan completes the Casgayda song from last week and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. BUY TRADING CARDS: https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ5V6EJ8UQ FULL SHOW: ht...

New intro was made for this weeks show, Ryan thanks all the fans with some big giveaways this month and Dodds is missing after Boots and hearts. Ryan got an ingrown nail, we show off the newest card coming out this month and gen z has a new tread Ryan is upset about. Lastly Ryan performs his latest cover song. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name PodcastBUY TRADING CARDS: https://www.paypal...

Ryan is having panic attacks, we get some mail to our PO box and our package was received by our friend Dave in California with a special surprise in it. Would you rather have an Onlyfans girlfriend thats a virgin or a wife who used to be a sl*t? Plus sized Park Hoppers are the newest podcast competition in town, Martin and Ryan need to get on the same page so they try to mind meld with each other...

We ask AI to tell us what our soulmates would look like, Europe is going through a heat wave so we play a game of what kills more people than not having AC in Europe and we complete the final goal for the mouth of June by premiering the music video for Shitting My Pants. Dodds joins to present his new segment "Pour Decisions", then Dodds gives some drunk motivational speeches and Ryan an...

The boys are back together and Blake joins us this week to recap Dodds getting wild, Blakes concert and Ryan's experience with a little person. Ryan's Neighbor overdosed and we play Ryan's dads p*rn comments game for the one and only time ever. Ryan completes the entirety of the gay song parody of "forever" by Drake, Kanye, Lil Wayne and Eminem. Finally, Artty has given us a...

Aliens are just a cover up for how awesome salves were. We open up our package from Autoblow and have a life changing experience. Neo home robot and we play another round of the Mongolian throat singing game. This Is the edited version of the show, if you want the FULL version check out Podcastaregay.com and subscribe today.

Women are evil to each other, we are doing the first ever annual online game of skate, Ryan got an email from the RCMP and he is on the Epstein list now. Ryan has new pit viper energy and was complimented by the youth, we rank the different types of fathers for fathers day and we recap our monthly goals. We have 5 BRAND NEW trading cards to add to the collection and we have an amazing sponsor to a...

Ryan is back from a funeral and had some weird experiences, we make our living wills for what we want to happen when we die. We have another million dollar idea to pitch to the shark tank guys and we see what lil windex is up to. This and so much more on this week Clever Name PodcastBUY TRADING CARDS: https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/SH9WJ5V6EJ8UQ FULL SHOW: https://www.clevernamepodcast.com/ LI...

Hot Dr Pepper is great for those cold winter days. So Martin drinks a hot Dr Pepper Ryan left in the back of his car for a week. Ryan hates seatbelts and the fascist government is forcing the people to use them and Ryan only dates crazy. We do another round of shock Karaoke to help us hit the high notes, we are 3/4s the way through our gay song parody of Forever and we do the last edition of whats...

Dodds joins us to talk about @billyisterrible seeing our Stuart Little Card, and spot some bars to see if we can get a feature. A fan has made an edit of the "forever" gay parody, Dodds cheats at our version of head bandz and we make our list of goals for June. Ryan gets lint stuck in his ball hair, Dodds defends Luke Bryans new Ai slop song and we check in on the fanime convention where...

Ryan has been fighting with Indians on the internet again, we have been rejected from the Norman Polycule and Ryan gives us another example of the things he thinks of at night. Ryan has become a famous rapper and has wrote some new bars for us and we have a fresh pack of trading cards just released. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. BUY TRADING CARDS: https://0www.paypal.com/ncp...

We are still riding the high of last weeks episode trying to figure out who sent us a box of stuff from Buffalo. Hilary Duff drops a sports illustrated photoshoot, hot Dr. Pepper is disgusting and They Boys Josh Dubs and Mully Open another pack of our trading cards. Ryan has an embarrassing secret to expose and the auto blow is creating jealousy. All this and so much more on episode 528 of Clever...

Ryan is having a bad week and is upset at Canadian Tire for almost killing him, China is lying about the amount of people they have in their country and Shrek rave is back and we plan to attend. We receive an unmarked box to our PO box with no return address and it is filled with some amazing gifts. And finally Ryan performs one of the greatest song parodies ever created.

Ryans stalker Gay Martin has sent a few voice messages in response to "false martin's" new song. We find a new revolutionary kick starter product that allows you to listen to music through your butthole. Martin is caught at a mall taking pictures of women changing and Ryan gives us another edition of "things i think of at night". All this and more one this weeks Clever Name...

Its time for the annual Great Long Distance Sh*t off. We drink laxatives and eat taco bell, last one to sh*t wins. Gay Martin send us a werid email and we turn it into the song of the summer. A spot has opened up in a polycule so we fill out the form to join. The guy who made heelys has passed away and robots are being built for torture. All this and way more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Ful...

Ryan has another embarrassing story that will be edited out of the public version of the show. Ryan was pulled over by the cops and has a new technique to get out of a ticket. New gay identities just dropped and Ryan now identifies as a Murdered Indigenous Woman. We open BRAND NEW trading cards from the CNP TCG and we check out some easter traditions from Martins homeland of Poland. BUY TRADING CA...

Ryan pulls the same April Fools joke he does every year and had a moment with an Indian gas station clerk. A new visa scam involves pretending to get robbed to extend visa status and Ryans cat Brian ran away from home in the freezing cold. China has a drink with Ryans favorite ingredient, Ai is the future of movie making with the new hit film titty killer 5: Zero G and the Junos have the greatest...

We are joined by Dodds to drink our shipment of Australian alcohol. We go to the kitchen and create the first ever drinkable chick-fil-a meal. We force it into our bodies by any way possible. Ryan gets drunk and tries to identify hamburgers and Dodds some drunken stories. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

We have ZERO technical difficulties and everything runs smooth. We play reverse charades where Martin is given instructions to act out in order to guess a prompt. We check out the hit band "i hate the Beatles", Martin blind ranks his favorite countries and we receive an amazing package from  @wick__actual . New cards just dropped in for our clever name cards and we create the "dickathlon" series o...