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Send us Fan Mail Bazookaaah Number 88 Ghost Ghouls and adopting American culture to a ridiculous extent as the fall comes to an end before thanksgiving, see I'm doing as well. Anyway the midterms are coming and rednecks get a bazoinking and of course closer to home the poppy boys with weird German surnames alongside the very British Ryan Bridge get a bazookering of the highest order. Some gre...

Send us Fan Mail We're back. The headlines? Well it's not really a person but a building. And it is of course Southwark Crown Court!! Probably the most important tourist destination in London these days, so many stars.  Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson attract loads of hangers on, bodyguards and general entourage fannies and that with the press and the macabre public means that you must...

Send us Fan Mail Here we are, 86 and here we are giving a bazookering to Reform councillors, Harry and Meghan, Thatcher again, (I hope I'm not bringing her back to life a la Dr Frankenstein!) and of course Blair and his cronies Alistair and Peter. Brand gets a mention, I'm sure he will some more in the near future along with the DUP golden boy mister Donaldson who I'm sure will be e...

Send us Fan Mail Our best yet I reckon. It starts with the news of Labour's victory in the the Kings Cross, St Pancras Euston Liverpool Street Station Community Chest Go To Jail by election and a lady got in that just by looking at her turns the heat up on Rupert Lowe to try and think of something not racist about the result. Jack Polanski shall we be offski was nowhere to be seen this week a...

Send us Fan Mail Well we had to go with it, it's almost a Man City special this week but we make no apologies about it it's the only show in town, it transcends politics and world events, and it's weird that Man City used to be a regional Northern English joke but now they're a spy thriller. Obviously our penfold/woodwork teacher/Number 10 North leader has other things to deal...

Send us Fan Mail Yes 83 and we start with my window cleaner and we end with trashing East Yorkshire. World War 3, Mar A Lago, Eritrea and drinking at football matches all get a bazoinkering as well as messrs Trump, Danny Thommo, Alcaraz the tennis player, Pope Leo 14th, Lech Walesa, Said Aouetta, Liz Truss and Nick Ferrari amongst others. Tell your mates, it's a great listen!! Support the sho...

Send us Fan Mail Number 82 and it starts with a bit of classic anti Royalism followed by a bit of pop music! Yes it's a bit of a trivial start but of course it was big news in the corporate pop world this week when the most famous ginger in East Anglia (well he used to be but Harry's back now isn't he) Ed Sheeran caused a storm by firing his support act for his own act of support of...

Send us Fan Mail We're on 81 now and this one starts with letter friendly tongue twister headlines. Sometimes there's only one show in town but there's three this week. Who to choose from, is it Nigel? Nah, believe it or not he's been thrown off the front page by two even more right wing people. Tommo has come from nowhere and he emerges with the army of balaclava boys coming o...

Send us Fan Mail Here we are, the BIG EIGHT O. A new prime minister batting off Baddy Badenoch and of course Baron Tice who gets Bazookered more than once on this episode due to his embarrassing Dad act in the commons and on TV political programmes with his anger and ire at net stupid zero and solar blummin power. Yes Starmer, after his announcement of his planned 'running away' gets the...

Send us Fan Mail Robert Bush, no not the presidential dynasty but the funeral director gets a respectful funeral type hammering at the end but the main news is the Spanish Cueto which sounds like a dance or a form of the runs but no it's an island near Morocco so it's like Spain's Guernsey. Not much Trump or Burnham this week but we do cover the T shirt-gate event of the year with a...

Send us Fan Mail We're at 78 and it's turned into very much an economic Bazookaaah! But of course we had to talk about the relaxing of taxes on household fuel bills and business rates for licence premises. Oh how they complain though, who does? Celebrity bloody chefs. Cue a bazookering of Tom Kerridge and Nick Beardsmore. Yes I've no idea either. Mind you it got me to name check Ton...

Send us Fan Mail Bazookaaah 77, yes it's a punk reference. Isn't it, it's my favourite number. I don't think 26 is Starmer's favourite number. Good riddance you turncoat twat. The end of the Keir show had the usual lack of gigs and incisive conviction. Trump bombing Iran again, obviously the Dartmoor death last week and Andy's coronation along with many other Bazooker...

Send us Fan Mail Yes we couldn't ignore it, we couldn't just push it to the back pages or human interest section. We had to not only make it headlines but we had to devote the whole pod to it this week!! Can you blame us, it's box office and we must give the Bazookaaah public what they want. A bit of hot weather and the World Cup at the beginning but then we had to go in balls deep...

Send us Fan Mail Here we are the 75th, lots of World Cup and bazookering the twats who spray beer everywhere when Ingurlund score. Great reference to domestic violence Djed Spence and the UK Subs. Burnham hasn't had his feet under the table at number 10 yet, that's number 10 London, no the one in Wigan that he's planning, but he gets the treatment here. Rupert Lowe, disabled racists...

Send us Fan Mail If Carlsberg did resignation speeches. Yes special K got his final Corbyn jabs in after 6 years of rewriting history with an Ode To Joy backing track. It was pure theatre, well not exactly Harold Pinter but rather Anyone For Dennis or Run For your Wife. Anyway I make no apology for playing all six minutes of it with my 'remarks' in the background. Anyway he's finall...

Send us Fan Mail Here we are, the good people of Aberdeen but only in the South part, Broughty Ferry and Arbroath (same place) and of course Makerfield have spoken and it brought about three winners but none of them from the people's Reform UK party. The story of the night was of course Andy burned the bridges Burnham had to win otherwise Jess Phillips and that Steve Reed ponse would have sen...

Send us Fan Mail It's the first day of the World Cup and we're in a Wendys on Boston High Street getting the Irish American view on the greatest sporting show on earth.  Anyway elsewhere Starmer gets a deserved grilling and of course Healey and his AI Carns as well as the new soldier Jarvis, Keir is running out of military men to defend the high court judge cum amateur politician and his...

Send us Fan Mail We start with a World Cup observation 1966 of course and when it'll get mentioned next week during the first game. My car crash gets a mention, well I'll rephrase that, the car crash I didn't have but nearly had, I hope that's not prophetic, well if it is I'll not know anything about it. Trump does David Bowie, of course Peter Murrell, Sturgeon and of cour...

Send us Fan Mail Our last show of May in the spring sunshine. A brief nod to the weather then we get stuck into Sturgeon and her grandfather, sorry husband Peter Murrell who lets face it will never get the part of Baron Hardup in the lucrative Glasgow pantomimes. Anyway they get a good bazookering!! JD Vance gets a shoeing due to his 'nearly there' stance on the Iran crisis. The Tories a...

Send us Fan Mail Yes we start with Irish oppression which might appeal to some and some dreadful Cork and Dublin accents, weird place to start but it's very topical. Spygate, the SFA and RAF Lakenheath get a hammering at the explosive beginning as do The Beezer and Middlesbrough. More traditional bastards get the Bazoookah treatment like Tice, Lowe and of course Farage get a couple of other f...

Send us Fan Mail Grimes, Tice, Farage and the bloke who called it UKIP instead of Reform take a bow you've had a great night. The PM faced the music and 'got the message' as did Steve Reed who said that it's clear that the electorate wants us to carry change out quicker. Get owa yourself son!! Lammy talked about musical chairs and Green have disappeared somewhat since the smear...

Send us Fan Mail Starmer still hanging on and that's our front page headlines. It ebbs and flows and the front bench get a Bazookering. Story number 2 though is a big diatribe when it comes to Daily Express and their misleading headlines and they didn't disappoint this week with their 'Staggering 7 Million Immigrants Coming To Britain'. Time for a famous Northern Ireland Hong K...

Send us Fan Mail Yes for blood and honour and every man and woman doing their duty on the NHS wards or whatever Shakespeare said. Anyway it's a St George's Day special and we're having a review of today's chaos but with a national day slant. Starmer surviving till the Maypoles is still on the cards but will he survive the when the fat Morris dancers sing? Yes commons select com...

Send us Fan Mail We're back with the previous pension episode and we give a nod to Bismark and Prussia as a result. Of course Boomers get a bazzokering as does Heinrich Himmler (similar politics) and later in the show we give brickbats to the front bench and of course Starmer as well as his likely successor Streeting. Orban is referenced with a few jokes and of course Trump and hisHormuz Stra...

Send us Fan Mail Yes Easter is done and thankfully there was no nuclear war on Monday, small victories eh?!! The Straight of Hormuz was closed then open, then restricted then it seems it's closed again. It's like the Blackwall Tunnel! Speaking of subtreanea The Russians have been seen in British waters looking at our undersea cables, just a look though apparently, there was no fear of th...