Astronomica

It's Thanksgiving here in the U.S. and that means we've got some bonus silliness just for you. Katrina joins us for a round of definitely very serious thankfulness that we definitely don't turn into an extended dick joke followed by an extended, er, gash joke.  Also there's something about suspenders in there, I dunno, Colin is a time traveler. We wish everyone who celebrates a...

Mere summaries fail to describe the sheer unhinged muppetry about to be in your ears. Also Mackie and Augie are super professional, which, honestly we all kind of suspected, didn't we? If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every We...

Have you been missing a good ol' fashioned split party spy thriller experience? Well this week we have got two, count 'em two missions improbable just for you. First, Mackie and Auggie kick off a competent approach to dismantling a pre-tech jamming device. Next up, Hopper and CB...uh, well, it's hard to describe what Hopper and CB do so you'll just have click that play button a...

It's our anniversary! We've been doing this thing for three years which means it's time to celebrate with some bonus intro silliness. We've also got a nice juicy episode for ya just chock full of everything you love about Astronomica. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platfo...

Finally reunited, Team Meat Bag deals with the aftermath of last week's explosive events. CB gets info on potential next steps while Hopper and Mackie make like an anxious business man with a cell phone and no bars. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at m...

The crew is re-united as Team B swoops in to "rescue" CB from last week's explosive ending. Heads up that this episode has descriptions (and a few jokes) about the aftermath of a car bomb in an occupied setting. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the fee...

This week we're taking a short break to give you a taste of all that juicy bonus content we've been working on. You can find the rest of our ongoing Vaesen saga, Mama Tried, through our Patreon. Thanks and we hope you enjoy! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit...

Shit's about to get lit! Probably, maybe, I mean CB is up to something and the last few times CB has been up to something explosions pretty reliably follow after. Meanwhile, Team B makes one kiwi-voiced pleasure bot very happy indeed. In unrelated news, the crew of the Irish Goodbye is mysteriously plagued by a large tentacled creature with an indeterminate number of suppurating side holes an...

This week Mackie, Hopper, and Augie embark on an epic journey to find N-Zed the perfect body. Along the way they meet the most superlative NPC that Stardaddy has ever conjured into existence. Their quest will lead them down a twisty road of mysterious robot salesman, horrific facsimiles of tentacular indulgence, and contemplation of the vast philosophical plane between "bananas" and &quo...

CB is up to something and this week we reveal what that something is. Maybe. Sort of. Definitely? It's been a whole week and a half since Astronomicon and we are *still* recovering from a great time so our brains are ever so gently singed. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New ep...

Okay, we've been putting it off long enough. After 70+ episodes - basically half our entire run time - it's time to say goodbye to the only NPC that ever mattered to Mackie. Oh, and also CB stole a shuttle and is doing something sneaky. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New...

Mail call! Time to check in with our various other PCs out in the galaxy plus find out if we missed any sweet deals on dick pills while we were out of com buoy range. Next up, we check out the Betulus system (...again) and figure out what we need to do to get Father Constantopolis on his way. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click su...

With Cuatlecue in their rear view, Team Meatbag prepares for a multi-jump journey to Panamorphe. But first they've got to figure out how to deal with that whole mess they left behind in Lingurium. Will the team get distracted yet again? Is Panamorphe even a real destination? And what even is "Hot Sprite"? These questions answered and more on this episode of Astronomica! PS: This wee...

It's recap time, y'all. This time around our party's dubious exploits are summarized by one of Jeff Cho's own hired minions. Send us a message through this weird thing that didn't exist before but exists now. Support the show

It's a chat episode, ba-by! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com .  Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus a...

We've done a lot on Cuatlecue and now it's time to do what all adventurers dread: contemplate the moral consequences of our actions. Don't worry, we won't get too philosophical and we will *definitely* ruin the mood with our best Astronomica-brand crass humor (tm). If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe...

Mackie failed a pretty key stealth check so now it's time to square off with a bunch of big babies. Pros: They're just birds and birds aren't real. Cons: They're the size of tall dudes and Mama Bird is on the way. Good thing Mackie's faux pa is the only big failure we'll have to deal with this combat /cringe emoji If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy a...

It was a tough fight, but Team Meatbag prevailed and now it's time to rub a lil NaCl in Stardaddy's wounds. Captain Mackie levels up while Augie reminds the people of Cuatlecue just who the saviors are around here. Not content to rest on their laurels, Team Meatback gears up to take on a slightly more terrestrial foe. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of m...

The long telegraphed combat episode is here! It's time for some bad ass ship on ship action complete with evil pirates, dramatic hacking, and CB's first shot at filling Anton's impressive martial shoes. Plus find out if Party Bus Sam is a brilliant maneuver or just  an amusing but ultimately useless  method of filling up air time! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy...

This year we decided to give you a partial episode for our lil Summer Break instead of skipping a week. This one may be a shorty but it's packed with our signature brand of comedic role play plus a few reminders at the top for upcoming events and bonus eps. See ya next week for (we promise!) our big ol' fight in space! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of...

Are you ready for some badass, crazy incredible space combat?! Well then hold your greenbeaks because firsts we've gotta get back to the Irish Goodbye. This week may be all about prep but we promise it's jampacked with absolutely cannot miss role play including hot robot on robot banter, several phone calls to other ships, and the return of everyone's favorite drug-guzzling high pow...

With yet another epic survival in the face of impossible odds under their belts, Team Meatbag settles in for a little bit of aftermath. Mackie takes the lead on interrogating the former captain of the Game Over (ne High Score). Meanwhile, Augie downs another round of space adderall and creates a seven point power point on potential next steps.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy...

Y'all, this week we get into some real high powered, metal album cover, Fast and Furious, yippee kiyay, action shit. Hold onto your mother-truckin' seats as the squishiest parts of Team Meatbag do something real dumb but real cool. Pick your jaw up off the floor as Hopper is nearly Terminator 2'd. And definitely strap in for some of Stardaddy's grossest battle descriptions. It&...

The trap is set, the allies are assembled, and the baddies are just moments away. Will Team Meatbag carry off a seamless ambush or will Stardaddy's curse strike again?  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want ev...

With diplomacy out of the way, Team Meatbag takes one last field trip before finally - finally! - prepping to fight some evil space pirates.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check...