Astronomica

With enthusiastic revolutionaries closing in and a deadline to meet, Hopper, Yazid, and CB get a brilliant idea (hint hint: Looks like the Meatbag folks are at it again). Meanwhile, Auggie and Mackie hang tight on their way back to The Irish Goodbye.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform....

You know how sometimes someone says something funny and you're like "Oh damn, that's a title right there" and then it's really just a one off joke referencing an old movie that doesn't *really* explain the episode but then you still use it? So yeah, here we are. Anyway, hit that play button for Yazid's first violence! PS: We've got a longer intro today on be...

Time to check in with the results from CB's big speech plus Auggie's twitchy fingers finally get to scan that whole space anomaly and explosion situation. Later, Mackie attempts a daring space rescue while CB encounters a potential new wrinkle.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platf...

This week's episode kicks off with an important discussion about waterbeds and ends with a revolution so, you know, it's kind of a lot.   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag?...

 While CB finds herself a cozy little nest to wait out the current catastrophe, Mackie and Auggie commandeer a flashy new shuttle. Don't be fooled by the brief summary, this one contains one helluva complication that you absolutely do NOT want to miss!  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast pl...

This week CB attempts a sneak attack, the team rallies around an endangered member, and Yazid shows off more of their very cool and not at all concerning cyberware.    If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even mor...

It's time to dance! Okay, first we need to have Yazid take a look at those scientific papers and then maybe do a quick fashion montage with N-Zed but *then* it's time to dance. And let me tell ya, you don't want to miss Team Meatbag hitting the dance floor.   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your fav...

Fresh off our surprise break week, Team Meatbag gears up for some serious moving and shaking. Mackie takes our new friend - and new crew member? - on a little pre-heist amble around the vault while Auggie gets in touch with his creative side. CB discovers something that may change the Panamorphian political landscape entirely.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of m...

Don't let the short run time fool ya, this episode is packed. Team Meatbag finishes out day two of the Great Wedding Caper with space croquet, a wine tasting, a desperate plea to a potential new ally, and a little stealthy espionage as a treat.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform....

With the first night of festivities fully in the rearview, Team Meatbag boldly shuffles forth to see what the new day will hold. Meanwhile, a new victi- uh, guest player is roped in to dealing with the wildly obnoxious delegation from New Rome. It's Cole's debut, folks, so give them some love! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure...

The first night of festivities wrap up with a bang. Not that kind of bang, the metaphorical kind that happens when a court eunuch, a holo star, and a whole lot of N-Zed walk into an opera. Plus, a beloved NPC makes their return.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the...

Come for the last bit of recon before shenanigans ensue, stay for the ensuing shenanigans! Also, Mackie the Court Eunuch makes his first appearance and boy is it a doozy. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even...

But could it really? Could an email ever hope to express the sheer awesomeness that is Chevy trying to give a professional presentation on the wedding we're about to crash? You should def give the episode a listen just in case. PS: We've got a longer intro this week as we shout out our Patrons! If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure...

Whelp, there's a space monster. And after Stardaddy made fun of us for being so careful and everything. It's almost like he *wants* us to perish in the terrible tesseracting maw of a horrific inter-dimensional creature the likes of which no human has yet to survive. I'm starting to think he's not really rooting for us you guys. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardad...

Alright, we've been stalling long enough. Time to see what eldritch space horror could be lurking behind this incredibly open, visibly unguarded door. I'm sure it will be fine. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wedne...

What can I say about this episode? It's funny, it's got some philosophical pondering, and almost as much scanning as a growing Auggie could possibly need. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more f...

With Hopper back amongst the three dimensional, Team Meatbag continues to debate the merits of handing over a crew member for mysterious AI purposes. Later, Hopper takes a look at CB's comatose friend while Mackie builds a pinewood derby coffin and Augie stretches out his scanning sock. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click sub...

Remember that wild cliffhanger from last week? Well this week we find out what happens next! If this seems a little vague, it's because it's very cold in Memphis and it turns out we aren't Discworld trolls. Please enjoy these jokes - and troubling philosophical choices! - from a time before Snowpocalypse 2024. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merr...

This week we discover the consequences of failing a very important talk check. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com .  Here you'l...

Haaaa-py New Year! It's 2024 and we're at the Monopole Gravitics Headquarters, we're at the Clip Show Part 1.5, we're at the combination Monopole Gravitics Headquarters and Clip Show Part 1.5. If that didn't make sense then either you aren't up on your outdated memes or I've had a stroke. Does anyone else smell toast? If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of St...

We asked for clips and you sent them! We hope you enjoy this very special holiday episode of Astronomica. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapod...

With CB's friend at least physically on board, the crew turns to the pressing matter of Hopper's disappearance. Auggie gets his scan on while Squoitle scopes out the perfect dark alcove from which to startle our latest NPC side piece. If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New ep...

This week the crew carries out an extremely competent jail break. For real, they actually do the thing without over complicating it and the only explosion happens off screen. And if you believe that then...good, I'm a very trustworthy source. You trust me, right? Ps: The rain picks up towards the end of the episode so if you hear a bunch of clicking don't worry, it's not a Geiger co...

With Hopper still trapped in inter-dimensional space - or possibly the future? no one really knows how this transporter thing works - the rest of Team Meatbag scrambles to tie up loose ends on Panamorphe. Good thing Mackie never leaves home without Cat Girl High School or he'd never be able to interface with a Space Nazi's meat suit long enough for a prison break. If that sounded like no...

We're back from the Thanksgiving break and ready to find out what, exactly, has happened to Hopper. Was he whisked to another dimension? Were his molecules separated and strewn about the cosmos? Is he just hiding behind a convenient curtain ready to give Mackie a mild cardiac event? No matter what the outcome, we can be certain of one thing: it is absolutely, definitely, 1000 % not CB's...