Astronomica

It's time to dust off the ol' diplomacy focus and convince a vulnerable and dwindling population of living relics to help out Team Meatbag in ambushing a crew of high tech pirates from outer space. But hey, at least we have no idea how many pirates there are or what kind of super advanced and terrifying weapons they might be packing.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy...

It's time to recruit some allies! Or, well, it's time to intentionally meet some of the locals and hope they don't knock us out and steal our shit. I mean, we wouldn't even blame them and Augie could always use a few more neurosis amiright?   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcas...

This week on Astronomica Augie experiences xenoarchaeological nirvana, CB  gets a little too curious about a mysterious hole in the ground, and our coterie of robot courtiers is significantly diminished.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennesse...

Exploration is back on the menu, boys! With Mackie and CB headed back to check up on the shuttle, Hopper embarks on a bit of solo scrounging.  Also, we've got a great big announcement this week which means a longer than usual intro! We hope you'll give it a listen but just in case you're jonesing for the next bit of action ASAP, you can fast forward to about the 17 minute mark. (PS:...

With plans to deal with those pesky space pirates firmly set, Team Meatbag hits the hay secure in the knowledge that nothing could possible derail their elaborate ploy. See if you can predict what happens next. If you guessed first contact with the theoretically cannibalistic locals, then either you are great at picking up on foreshadowing or you really need to stop bugging our recording sessions....

Whelp, Hopper fell down a hole. I think we all know this was inevitable the only question is what exactly do we do now??   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at w...

As Stardaddy wonders just how many red flags it takes for Team Meatbag to look for a safer location to spend the night, CB splits off from the main party and investigates a derelict freighter. Meanwhile, Augie leads Mackie, Hopper, and their "army" of robots on a deeper investigation of the sink hole-ridden Control Center.    If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his b...

So if you get stranded on an alien planet with no food, no shelter, and the potential to stumble into a camp of cannibals at any moment, what are you gonna do? Keep exploring, obviously! This week Team Meatbag bravely ignores their grave situation in favor of fat pre-tech loots and/or a place to hole up for long enough to avoid the space pirates above.    If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of...

This week Team Meatbag discovers the price of being friendly to strangers in space. Oh, and also we get to do more exploring, which is still very neat and definitely not overshadowed by the big oopsy we may be responsible for after sharing rudders without a background check.   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your...

Y'all, it's time for some bona fide exploration! This week the crew of the Irish Goodbye makes landfall on Cuatlicue One and call me crazy, but I think they might just manage to leave this ol' rock at least as decayed and abandoned as they found it.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite pod...

Still reeling from their recent loss, Team Meatbag cautiously explores the uncharted Cuatlicue system. A surprising discovery interrupts plans to check out one of the previously inhabited planets and CB uncharacteristically advises discretion.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New ep...

Man, this week is a big one. Three years ago we started recording this shout into the void, just five Memphis nerds and the insane urge to make other people listen to our silly voices. Since then we've weathered a pandemic, lost and gained jobs, and talked a whole lot of shit about libertarians. Best of all, we've done all this with the same core crew plus a friend or two along the way....

With the results of CB's cattle rustlin' at least partially in their rear viewport, Team Meatbag attempts to evade a new threat. Meanwhile, CB gets her brand new bestie situated in the shuttle bay and Augie shows off his super prestigious flight school credentials.   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your...

Life is attacking with extra complexity lately so we've got a short little bit for you this week. But never fear, we'll be back next time with more of what we do best (and more Reginald the space cow)!    If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnigh...

Whelp, if you've listened this far then you know that C.B.'s done it again. And by it, I of course mean encouraged a heard of giant space cows to invade the perfectly nice town of absent landlords in an effort to assuage her insatiable appetite for shenanigans. So yeah, dealing with the inevitable conclusion of all of that is basically what's going down this week.    If you enjoy th...

This week on Astronomica: Mackie makes a potentially questionable deal, Anton spies a familiar tattoo on an unfamiliar face, and C.B. makes enough disastrous decisions to really question her value as a crew member. Good thing she's the captain's grandkid or she might actually experience consequences!   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons,...

With Mackie and Anton back on board, it's time to christen our brand new ship in the fine tradition of morally neutral space LLC's everywhere: by smashing a bag of unknown powder onto the prow. With that important task accomplished, it's time to pick our next destination and inevitable series of complications.  If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of mer...

This week Stardaddy is taking us on a little retcon journey through the inner workings of a zero liability corporation. If you've ever had anxiety dreams about what to wear to a job interview, then have we got a whole bunch of waking nightmares for you!   If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to click subscribe on your favorite podcast...

As we embark upon a new arc, the crew scrambles to deal with the fallout from their recent exploits. CB adapts to life as a ship captain while Mackie and Anton find themselves adrift in a shuttle with no idea why they're being transported between systems.  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag...

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We just dropped a big 'ol pile of narrative philosophy on ya so that means we must be at the end of an arc. Time for everyone's favorite part of the show: Chatstronomica!   If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com ; here you'll...

As the smoke clears from the Grace's mangled chassis, Team Meatbag faces their greatest foe to date: the consequences of their own actions. Elsewhere, two unusual minds finally meet to contemplate the nature of the universe.   If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online...

Join us for the first episode of the year and the epic conclusion to our Sadness Room adventures!  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com ; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord serve...

It's a Solstice miracle! We're off this week for the holiday season but we left a little something extra under the ol' yule tree just for you. Happy Holidays from all of us to all of you and we'll see you in the new year!  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us...

 As Mackie, Anton, Hopper, and N-Zed finish up their altercations with the fuzz, CB alerts the crew to an even bigger threat. Extra short summaries mean you KNOW there's crazy stuff ahead so hit that play button and enjoy!   If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at...