Willie B's Stupid Stories

Woman shot a man because he honked when she didn't "Go" at the Green Light. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thieves broke in to the Louvre and Stole some old Jewelry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phoenix Authorities are urging people to "Stop Licking Toads" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman buys a Knife at Marshalls to stab a woman who was taking too long See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets arrested for doing a Drive By Cheese-Burgering See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Be on the lookout for some Salsa hitting the Black market See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets in a fight with two guys over a Netflix Prank See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman driving the Wrong way on the Highway claims her husband was driving.  He wasn't even in the Car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An MnM's employee was stealing millions from the company. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chinese Couple got a Divorce because they couldn't agree on a name of the baby See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Man in an Ice Cream Outift, handed out Ice Cream at the top of a 14'er. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Serial Butt Sniffer has been caught sniffing butts again See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets busted on his way to Burning Man with ALL the drugs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man keeps ordering and returning 110 Pound Anvils from Amazon, and will do so until someone does something. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman Sues her former employer because she didn't have to do anything; still got paid. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman accidentally ejects from an F-15, while still on the ground. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some kids stole a Train, and managed to derail it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Electric Cars may make you more carsick than Gas Cars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman went to Vegas for 2 Weeks, left her son with 7 Dogs, and a pile of Dog Poop. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People keep throwing Green Dildos onto the Court at WNBA Games. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man fills his small plane up with Moose Meat, attaches Antlers to the Wing...  Crashes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Program that was helping write a program, deletes the whole thing.  5 Months of work trashed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stampede broke out after a Beyonce Concert, due to a Bug Sighting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman slept with a Bunch of Monks, then Blackmailed them over their Celibacy vows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know Walmart Sells Sex Toys?  This guy shop lifted a bunch of them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.