Willie B's Stupid Stories

One of the leading UFO researchers has gone missing.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A suggestion for all Door Dash Drivers - Don't let Larry take the bag of food. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy is looking at 90 years in Jail after stealing cards using taco seasoning mix to fool the self check out scanners See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom threw a party, and slept with her 16 Year Old Son's Friend.  Then she called Doordash to drop off some Plan B See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man was caught Spooning with some Roadkill.  Was later found with Roadkill Fur all over him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man hacks into Delivery System to steal a Semi Truck full of Crab Legs, Cologne, and Blueberries. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man got arrested for mooning a group of teenagers See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Officer Spots a Bike Thief, jumps in the back of a Ford Truck and Catches him See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets violent because woman wouldn't give him a PepsI See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Summer's Monster Fest will be Greeley's Last Monster Fest See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man takes off his Ankle Monitor, and sticks it to a dog in his neighborhood See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

81 Year old Woman gets arrested for trying to hire a hitman See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Makeup for Men going to be a hot trend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fortune Teller tells Woman she is going to lose something valuable.  Then Steals her phone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mailman delivers Package to the Wrong House, then runs over the Child who tries returning it See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man wrecks a stolen car; tells police he was teleported into the car, and they saved him from the aliens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Raccoon got trashed at a liquor store, then passes out in the bathroom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man swallowed a Bic Lighter 25 Years ago.  Doctors just took it out, and it still works. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Rodeo Was Cancelled due to Horse Herpes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An AI Teddy Bear will talk to your kids about sex and how to find knives See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman busted for speeding, on her way to Little Caesars before it closes...  in 12 hours. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is that a Powertool in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another monkey has gotten loose.  This time in a Spirit Halloween store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man falls asleep after making a Booty Call.  Woman shows up, and burns down his house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.