Single, Married, Guiri

Listeners listeners listeners I honestly don't know where to begin From Jesus unloading into your eye to crossfit shoes via horse fun and thieving dogs Better you just tune in ;) SMG

well well well what do we have here? A solo pod episode? When Jessica went away she left the keys in the pod and I found them! Normal service will be resumed next week, kids

STOP! There's been a robbery Listen, it's not all jamon and sherry over here - join us for a gritty episode kicking off with crime and winding it's way through dodgy weight-loss schemes and more As ever if you love the pod please let us know and come follow us on the instagrams!

What could possibly have annoyed Jessica this week?

Tara and Jessica explore various themes including personal experiences with xenophobia, their adventures in Edinburgh, highlights from the Fringe Festival, and the emotional journeys encountered in stand-up comedy. They also share personal anecdotes about life lessons, health discussions, and their thoughts on the rise and fall of beach clubs, all while maintaining a humorous and relatable tone. I...

Searing social commentary with a side of self praise and a soupçcon of advice for the sober curious

Imparting such wisdom as "Water is famously good for putting fires out." "Spain was invaded by five thousand Moroccans." "Being sober is not revolutionary."

Ahh the married one joins the world of parent Whatsapp Groups and school meetings, good luck there! This week we peruse the content creators still making iced coffee a personality and discuss the legendary UK Meal Deal. Don't forget to cone and follow us on Instagram

Old people WhatsaApp, the World Cup and a Secret Windows user Welcome back to episode 2 my friends

OMG we are back! Exploring the guiri dens of co working on the Costa del Sol and uncovering the latest gossip from our favourite sources - FB and Whatsapp guiri groups! Don't forget to come and follow us on Insta!

Season bloody FIVE!! Welcome welcome and it is SO good to be back remember if you want to see all the pics bad and good then head on over to Instagram and follow along

The married one is still up north and the single one is reliving her youth by inadvisably necking shots in the UK Tune is for all the details you never know you wanted

The married one is on her first holiday en famille while the single one continues her struggle with basic maths and basic parenting. Make sure to follow us on the Gram @singlemarriedguiri

Every since your single one got that Irish passport we are telling you!! Listen to the end to play guess what kind of Guiri he is...

Tara is off hobnobbing around the UK yet again.

Back once again with our take on whyte lady fitness and the hobby horse craze as well the usual guiri tales

Parenting chaos, plant-based buzz, and the puzzle that is Nikki Marbs. This week we swap coffee for adaptogens, dip a toe into sober curiosity, roast expat WhatsApp drama, and tackle the joys (and disasters) of dining out. Plus, the reality of getting a prescription abroad.

From Benidorm legends to Magaluf tales, join us to find out who the married one's fave guiri online is this week and more

We are baaaaaack b1tches!

We're back, baby. One of us is up the duff, the other has man news, and Spain continues to do the most. This week: hormonal media moments, birthday drama, gift-giving chaos, cultural curveballs, and relationship terminology that makes us want to lie down. It’s motherhood, mischief, and mild madness

From matching corporate outfits to navigating dating disasters and building IKEA furniture without a breakdown (barely), we’re unpacking it all. In this episode, we talk food regrets, rural romance, chaotic barbecues, and why sometimes it’s safer to stick with what you know—whether that’s your order or your man. It’s all awkward, hilarious, and painfully relatable.

What do family boundaries, civic duty, and Ryanair have in common? In this episode, we spiral through pregnancy politics, unexpected visitors, and cultural curveballs—all while trying to educate our families and our uteruses. From conspiracy theories and health hot takes to social media meltdowns and language mix-ups, it’s real talk with real laughs about what it means to grow a human—and a spine—...

This week the married one ONCE AGAIN joins in on a date the single one is on.... how did it all go? Tune in and find out

We came to Spain for the sun—and stayed for the existential crises. This week, we’re unpacking rent scams, weird jobs, emotional whiplash, and the many WTFs of Spanish life. From toxic masculinity (bye) to parenting in chaos mode, it’s honest, hilarious, and just unhinged enough to feel like home.

The danger is REAL. Stay safe out there, kids