Single, Married, Guiri

Season bloody FIVE!! Welcome welcome and it is SO good to be back remember if you want to see all the pics bad and good then head on over to Instagram and follow along

The married one is still up north and the single one is reliving her youth by inadvisably necking shots in the UK Tune is for all the details you never know you wanted

The married one is on her first holiday en famille while the single one continues her struggle with basic maths and basic parenting. Make sure to follow us on the Gram @singlemarriedguiri

Every since your single one got that Irish passport we are telling you!! Listen to the end to play guess what kind of Guiri he is...

Tara is off hobnobbing around the UK yet again.

Back once again with our take on whyte lady fitness and the hobby horse craze as well the usual guiri tales

Parenting chaos, plant-based buzz, and the puzzle that is Nikki Marbs. This week we swap coffee for adaptogens, dip a toe into sober curiosity, roast expat WhatsApp drama, and tackle the joys (and disasters) of dining out. Plus, the reality of getting a prescription abroad.

From Benidorm legends to Magaluf tales, join us to find out who the married one's fave guiri online is this week and more

We are baaaaaack b1tches!

We're back, baby. One of us is up the duff, the other has man news, and Spain continues to do the most. This week: hormonal media moments, birthday drama, gift-giving chaos, cultural curveballs, and relationship terminology that makes us want to lie down. It’s motherhood, mischief, and mild madness

From matching corporate outfits to navigating dating disasters and building IKEA furniture without a breakdown (barely), we’re unpacking it all. In this episode, we talk food regrets, rural romance, chaotic barbecues, and why sometimes it’s safer to stick with what you know—whether that’s your order or your man. It’s all awkward, hilarious, and painfully relatable.

What do family boundaries, civic duty, and Ryanair have in common? In this episode, we spiral through pregnancy politics, unexpected visitors, and cultural curveballs—all while trying to educate our families and our uteruses. From conspiracy theories and health hot takes to social media meltdowns and language mix-ups, it’s real talk with real laughs about what it means to grow a human—and a spine—...

This week the married one ONCE AGAIN joins in on a date the single one is on.... how did it all go? Tune in and find out

We came to Spain for the sun—and stayed for the existential crises. This week, we’re unpacking rent scams, weird jobs, emotional whiplash, and the many WTFs of Spanish life. From toxic masculinity (bye) to parenting in chaos mode, it’s honest, hilarious, and just unhinged enough to feel like home.

The danger is REAL. Stay safe out there, kids

Shocking news re Easter Eggs from the married one as the single one contemplates being of an age to suffer from food hangovers

Well good day to you all our darling listeners! This episode we get into the really important issues around Irish culture and heritage with some strong words on Irish Coffees and the only correct way to make and drink them, If you love the pod please do let us know over on the Gram, fam @singlemarriedguiri

Ahh what a start to the day the married one had on the Guiri Internet, the Guinternet if you will . What do you think, is it important to have communities? Let us know here or over on the Gram, fam.... @singlemarriedguiri

Yes she only went and did it And now here she is, looking as rough as a badger's arse to spill all

What to tell you about this episode, for those of the weak of stomach beware! Also mention of listeners fave, Q2 Guy If you love the pod come and follow us on Insta @singlemarriedguiri

This episode we talk unique animal rescues, parenting shocks and making friends as an adult. If you love the pod come on over to Instagram and let us know @singlemarriedguiri

Holy podcasts Batman! Here we are at episode fifty! How did that happen? we love you all who listen SO much, thank you for coming along with us, for putting up with our sometimes shoddy audio and for telling us how much you love the pod NEVER STOP TELLING US!

We went to meet our 17 Year old selves, but they were pissed in a field and didn't make it Also we introduce the newest member of the SMG fam, Trevor the wonderhorse!

You find us on an EVENING, very rare for us! Today we bring you tales of road rage, right wing school children and near death experiences. If you love the pod come on over and follow us on Insta or the nana tok for all the BTS goodness

Beware the rage of the pregnant one! Happy Valentine's to you all with love mainly from the single one because the married one is occupied with her ACTUAL HUSBAND Urghhh Rude