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Gather close, SaysWhovia. Dan and Maureen have built a shelter. It’s made of blankets and pillows. Come in and hide with us. Oh, except Dan is back reading the news again. A lot of it is bad! But also, Rudy is in a lot of trouble, so that is nice. We can enjoy that. Also, let’s play “which former Trump flunkies are the most nervous right now?" But also, let’s get serious about the compound. WHO WA...

*party blower* Welcome to 2025, SaysWhovia! Let’s go into this together, the third Trump era, full of LOVE and TOGETHERNESS and BINGO. Yes. It’s time to play bingo. And make space. Get your cards ready. Let’s do this one together. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

2024 is coming to an end. What a year! It started with… Um… Maureen remembers something about a scorpion. Dan was in his car. Trump got shot when it was hot out? Something, something, something. And now we’re here? Why can’t we remember? Let’s take a look back at the year our brains made us forget! Don’t look back, SaysWhovia. The Doom Buggy doesn’t go in reverse. Says Who is made possible by you,...

There’s a chill in the air, SaysWhovia! We’ve entered the holiday season! Everyone is out on the streets, bustling about in their coats and hats, carrying their bags—their holiday shopping! Their groceries for holiday meals! Their manifestos! Yes. Dan and Maureen are going to talk about our strange National Catharsis, the surreal week in which an assassin named Luigi left clues all over NYC and th...

It’s the week after Thanksgiving and the start of the holiday season. Maureen is still in Philadelphia and she is…That’s the whole sentence. She is. Dan is concerned. But Maureen has a plan. She’s found a great organization to join and she’d like to tell everyone about it. Dan is unconvinced. Dan wants to talk about the news, which is also not a good idea. But it’s time, perhaps, to wade into thes...

Pull up a chair, SaysWhovia! The Thanksgiving feast is about to begin! It’s all going well. Well, maybe Dan has too many jobs. And maybe Maureen is a bit fried. And maybe things aren’t as great as they could be. But we have each other. We have Stanley tumblers. And we have the Great American Fridgescape. Gobble, gobble. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patre...

Welcome SaysWhovia. Sit down with us on the porch here. Grab a cushion or a blanket. Settle in. We’re going to PROCESS. Let’s do it together! Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

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SaysWhovians, it's a different kind of Says Who episode for a different kind of day. Join Dan and Maureen for election day at Disneyland. Told in chronological order from the sunny start of the day to an end seemingly spinning into oblivion. Ride rides, go on walks, spend some time with Maureen and Dan. Nothing can stop us now.  Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon...

SaysWhovians! It's the THIRD Trump election we've spent together.  Buckle up buttercup. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

It’s here, SaysWhovia. Please drive through.   Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

The musical episode you’ve been waiting for (???) is finally here. Let’s break down the playlist of DJ T. Get ready to dance, SaysWhovia. Very slowly. Very, very slowly. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Maureen’s coming in from the Big Apple. The big, extremely wormy apple. The one where everyone who runs it has been arrested for criming. Dan is showing remarkable restraint. Also, before getting to the news, Maureen discusses the Big Grift of late stage capitalism: the subscription. But then, on to more news. Like politicians doing more criming! Donald Trump gets in with some crypto bros and ente...

It was a long night. It is over. Maureen and Dan try and sort it out.   Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Sayswhovians! Longtime listeners might remember waaaaay back to 2016, back when Maureen and Dan were little babies trying to put out a podcast about an election. And they got smart people to help them understand what was going on. Reporters! People who Knew Stuff! Yeah, they don't do that anymore for waves hands in all directions reasons.  But what if one of those old guests became news instead of...

We’re nine years old! We did it! Dan cannot believe it. He really, really can’t.  He also can’t believe that someone ELSE tried to kill Trump. They were gonna kill that guy! But he didn’t. He was just your average weirdo with an AR-15 in a bush at a Florida golf course. And no one seems to care very much? Even Trump? It’s another normal day in America! Speaking of normal things and Trump, he’s als...

SaysWhovia, Dan and Maureen stayed up late to debate the debate. Then Dan stayed up later to edit it. For stupid reasons, his mic sounds like shit. Sorry. ZZZZzzzzZZzzzzZZZzzzzzzz Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

It’s September! Dan and Maureen are back! SCHOOL IS IN SESSION. What did they do on their summer vacation? They certainly went many places. Mostly, though, they miss dangerous playgrounds. Ones with tall, metal slides and things that spin and vats of broken glass. Yay! What happened while they were traveling the world? Weird stuff! Really, really weird stuff! Trump brought NFTs back, RFK got a wha...

It’s the height of summer! Dan’s on the road, coming in from a Colorado hotel room. Maureen is about to head out on the road on her (somewhat delayed) US tour and then a UK tour! It’s travel season! And it’s been three weeks since the 2024 Presidential race turned upside-down. And Trump is taking it maturely and well, and by that we mean that he has gone back to Twitter because no one is looking a...

Look, we’re going to talk about Tim Walz, but Maureen has a book out and has COVID and is writing this notes.   Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Maureen is sick, Dan is tired, but there's no stopping the vibe shift that has swept the nation with Biden dropping out and Kamala Harris speed-running her new candidacy. But most importantly, Democrats are finally saying the thing that Maureen and Dan have been saying all along: Trump and his goons are all deeply, deeply weird people. Also, JD Vance f*cks a couch. Welcome to the new presidential...

It's been one week. One. Week. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Maureen is overloaded with energy. She is crackling. She just set the rug on fire. Dan Dan bring her down to earth? Yes, yes he can. With his tales of self-care, being a dad, and…uh oh! Maureen touched a piece of paper and it also caught on fire. She cannot feel her hand. Help. Luckily, it’s just a week of seismic electoral shifts. The UK unsticks the right-wing underbelly. France flushes the fasc...

This week, Dan and Maureen… …are trying. Look, you guys, they’re trying.  Have you *seen* this week? That’s what they’re talking about. SaysWhovia 2024: help us carry the body! Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Hello SaysWhovia,  Do you like a train wreck? Do you like your life flashing before your eyes? Do you like two octogenarians arguing about golf? Do you like to hear Maureen and Dan at the end of their ropes? You're in luck.  Everyone else, sorry.     Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho