Please Don't Listen

We revisit the realm of Lusst'ghaa for more terrifying tales of love and violence. Recoil in horror at such tales as: The gun that wouldn't stop reloading! The Vanishing Guitar Pick! And run for your life from The Bloodthirsty Antiquesman! Listen if you DARE! Send us pricess coins for the phone booth: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

I liked Please Don't Cast before they changed their artistic direction. I think they may have been replaced with an identical doppelganger that doesn't do the stuff I like. You better believe I'm going to make it their problem. Send us your Mima's Room fan page links: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The ball is the way of the past... the future IS... DISCS... Send your too-wide putts here: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Not to be outdone, our latest Hazardous Materials takes the Fatal Five concept and jacks up the numbers just enough to really make things extreme. Fifteen topics, three minutes each, no time extensions and one very special guest appearance. Contains light spoilers for NOPE and Metroid Dread Send us fifteen more ideas: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This might be your whole life, but it's not mine. I promise you I have other stuff going on. Like... doing Carson impressions, and kidnapping. I have a rich personal life. Send us nice electronic letters: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The accidental quest to complete every roguelike takes ur heroes to a distant planet in the third dimension... Send us your newt-based item deals: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Being on the computer... has changed. Somewhere along the line we lost our way. Brands... Politicians... Embedded Video... We have strayed from the path! But we can still try to make things right. Our Creations: https://scorezone.neocities.org/index.html https://pleasedontcast.neocities.org/ https://animezone.neocities.org/ https://geistkid.neocities.org/index.html Send us drawings of Super Saiyan...

The end of summer means it's time to come home from camp... in a COFFIN! Wait, let me try another one. Todays activities are canoeing, baseball, and DEATH. One more... they won't be happy campers for long... Send Fake taglines to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This isn't day care! "Popsicle" is not an activity! Who wrote this garbage? Send us your summer tier lists: pleasedontcast@gmail.com Patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

If you're driving, and your girlfriend tells you to smash your ferrari into everyone on the road or else she's leaving you, you've got a very important decision to make. Unless you're playing Out Run 2006: Coast 2 Coast, in which case you gotta hit those cars. What is better in games, vibes or glory? Make your case: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

What did he say?! What did the guy inside our podcast say!? Send us postcards from Hole: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We have five episodes due today! There's no way we can fit them all in the schedule! Unless... Give us 5 up top: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

If we were in the cave it wouldn't have gone down like that, just saying. Give us ideas for new Shadows: twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

Wait until you hear how we made the skull. Send us ideas for featurettes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

In this episode, you are invited to gaze upon our works, with the possibility of despairing at them open to you. Sand castles being one of the most fragile pieces of art there are is not lost on us. Want us to look upon YOUR works?: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Listen, I have no idea what they need all these iron bars for, but I'm making a killing off of these suckers! These things are just one foot below the ground outside! I'm thinking about selling them the dirt next. Thank you to our Patron Byran for the suggestion! And if you have a bridge you'd like to sell us: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The Boys take on the wii version of the Skate games using the Wii Balance Board!!!! Its the hardest game we have played for the podcast

It's theoretically possible to heelfilp into a boardslide down a railing, but you'll probably just annihilate your own balls instead. What else are you gonna do man? It's 2009 out there. Send us physics-defying dumpsters: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

This time it's about using 3D models to create something even more complex than 128 Marios... a single donut with frosting. Tell us about your favorite food with holes in it: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This podcast has spent 200 episodes experiencing life and art... has someone checked to see if any of this is even GOOD? Send us your gimmicky Episode ideas: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We liked them before or after they were cool, or made money. Films Discussed: Bound Bottle Rocket The Straight Story Blood Simple Send us your plot-free student film: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

On this show, we are not about to litigate what a sandwich is. It's overdone. If it's in this episode, it's a sandwich. Hot Dog? Sandwich. Taco? Sandwich. A single Snickers Bar? That isa PDLTTYLDOI SIGNATURE sandwich. Send us more excuse to cook four proteins in a single meal: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Okay look... we know there's an American version of Taskmaster already... but as a treat, in the first segment we design our own version, really badly. Also, we can throw a potato into a golf hole on the first try. You'll just have to take us at our word on that one. Send us more tasks or Raw Eggs: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

You are all getting off so easy- we could have jus uploaded a rip of this game's soundtrack and cause a serious amount of psychic damage while getting the same point across. Also: Enjoy a highly subjective ranking of our HazMats episodes from most to least toxic. Send us Sega MIDI files: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Don't you dare edit that fancy overlay on me. I would NEVER admit to reselling sneakers I got for free. I'd die before I told you. Send us movie tie-in shoes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast