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This podcast is slightly less than a comprehensive list of the names of different robot versions of Sonic. Also, it was called Rad Mobile, not Rad Racer. Tell us what we're going to do, even though we know what you're going to do: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Some Awards shows judge things without even letting you know if they've seen all the movies! Well, this one definitely hasn't. Who needs information in order to give out awards? For Your Consideration/Bribes Here: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Our heroes scramble to throw something together while Alex is stranded in the UK, and end up having a chill episode where they all eat plastic and become the Joker Send us your microplastics recipes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Are you worried... about the security... of your podcast? Blackmail us at the gym: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/plasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The sleeper must awaken. Desert power. Pain box. Fear is the mind killer.

This week on PDLTTYLDOI, we shoot first. Remember some guys with us: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Not the MOST complicated way to play Out Run arcade, but it's up there. Fist segment is a quiz on the whole series, and you will never believe how many animals Kiryu has fought! Burst Our Economic Bubble: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Look, I don't care what's going on in the backroom. I just need a costume at 1 am, and I'll take whatever's left. Yeah it's for a last minute party, why do you ask? I hope I'm the only one dressed as a cowboy there. Send us morgue bribes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The ONLY podcast that will turn into a car to start the Revolution. Send us the top 5 Anime OPs of all time (No Anime Necessary): pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

INTERFACING- EASY SUCCESS: You take the device into your hands and press the play button in a way that seems nonchalant. Immediately your eardrums are assaulted by four voices who seem completely out of touch with the real world. EMPATHY- EASY SUCCESS: It's a form of escapism for them. Send Cryptid facts: patreon.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Folks you are not going to BELIEVE the offer we've got for you. Just one little click here.... and those three little numbers on the back, if you wouldn't mind. Send your swords for a free sword upgrade: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

If this podcast goes over anyone's head, we're just going to assume your souls are weighed down by gravity. Heavy soul and oxygen deprivation. Send us your empathetic space premonitions: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

DELIVERY ORDER: TIME LIMIT: 120 minutes CONDITION: Less than 100% damage- Do not submerge CARGO: A Podcast about the video game Death Stranding, in which the hosts also attempt to shoehorn a hollywood star, musical act and branded product into their own games. Contact our dang handcuff phones: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Who would have thought the galaxy's greatest killing machine comes from a time when the wheel was considered "just a fad"? See if you can slip two topics into one episode: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

In OUR simulation, big head mode is ALWAYS on. Send us Matrix Cheats, codes, and codes names: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Okay, surely you must've heard about video games by now, right?

Oh wait, the got BIG BIRD in this one?! He must've been so expensive... Send us your Christmas Cards! pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Leave a Pork Pie and some sherry out for your favorite podcast, because this year they're not the only skeletons coming down the chimney... Send us swords, so we can learn important lessons: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Rhythm and Beat will infest your pathetic body for all eternity. Will you groove? Or will you reject the dance floor and forfeit your soul? Send your cheap plastic peripherals to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

In this episode, WE accuse our parents... of getting us interested in a bunch of vhs tapes and audio cassettes! Also, 3 entire episode of MST3K! Send us your ideas for movie-length McDonalds commercials: twitter.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Creepy lake, self-inflicted head wounds, and coffee made from projector goop... time for a nice, relaxing, puzzle solving afternoon. Send Files based on all of our personal traumas here: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This is the kind of crew that will see a body hanging from a tree, ignore it for five days and then go up to one of the locals and say: "We could help: by brutally dismantling the free market." Send us your rare cryptids: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Across: 1. Very Unfocused Podcast Down: 2.Place to send e-mails, episode topics, and ways to describe Oreos pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

A guest joins the show to help them take the title of "Hazardous Materials" very, VERY literally. Send us your regional poisons: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/plasedontcast

Welcome to the Gungeon. ANY weapon you could imagine is here... but your immediate choices are the balloon, the mailbox, or the noodle. Later, you'll WISH you were this lucky again. Send us your spent shells: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast