Please Don't Listen

Truly the only way to celebrate film, is to make up a bunch of completely arbitrary categories. Send us your nominees for "most movie": pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We give our hosts time to unpack and heal, with an assortment of varied topics. First, they dig into what makes a bow and arrow special in a video game, then they discuss needed or frivolous household items to fill in a living space. After that, it's time for the seasonal JOKER UPDATE. Send us your countertop dishwashers: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontca...

DEATH is not actually that bad of a card... it can mean transitional periods, change, metamorphosis... a lot of things. nothing to fear. Unfortunately, you also drew the ten of swords, which means you'll be cursed to listen to this podcast. Tough luck, buddy. Send us your good vibes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Thrill as the gang tries their darndest to pronounce Icelandic words! Marvel as they Bjork things up all over again! Don't Miss it! Send us your experimental pop albums: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Let's go back to the far off future of 2014 to examine a sequel that has already worn out it's welcome when it starts. Send us your Adam Scott Sequels: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We couldn't get Drake or The Weeknd to return our calls, sorry. Maybe next time. Send us your Moby Dick freestyles: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Find out the what kind of Dragonball characters, dragons, pokemon types (dragon), alignments (dragon), and decade (years of the dragon) our hosts are! The answers will shock you! Send us your alignment: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Bootleg energy drinks can help you time travel, but maybe not in the way depicted in this film. Send us historical changes to our personal lives: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Okay, that's it! The final straw! No one release any more video games last year. Got it? Good. Games Discussed: Sonic Frontiers World of Warcraft: Dragonflight Tunic Gloomwood TMNT Shredder's Revenge Half-Life 2 VR Capcom Fighting Collection DNF Duel Norco Neon White God of War: Ragnarok Merfight Pokemon Scarlet/Violet Marvel SNAP Call of Duty Warzone 2.0 Rollerdrome Overwatch 2 Vampire Survivors

If you want these to be shorter, you'll have to make it so less games or worse games come out. Games discussed: Splatoon 3 Elden RIng Pokemon Legends: Arceus Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe King of Fighters XV Destiny 2: The Witch Queen Multiversus Weird West TMNT x JL Turbo Prodeus Kirby and the Forgotten Land Cuphead: Delicious Last Course

FEATURING SUCH TOPICS AS: Favorite Holiday Specials Living in a stone castle above the clouds Making Tom & Jerrys Bringing Warmth to Others In Your Life and the long-awaited JOKER UPDATE Send us your holiday favorites: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

You've never heard anything like it... opinion-wise, podcast-wise, or other-wise! Check out Bea's webcomic: https://www.aghoststorycomic.com/ Send us unmarked keys: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We have AN invisible man. Don't get too excited. Send us ideas for next year's Moorevember: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

This week we're going what we always do... getting you to smile! WHATEVER IT TAKES Send us your Witch Quests: twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

Going all the way back to 2005- with only one cartridge! The gang gets together for a little handheld party, minus most of the games. Send us Mario drawings through pictochat: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Time to gather the most unbelievable adventurers of our time... fist on the list, Jimmy, who can crack corn. Send us your clay tablets: patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

From Hell, Dear Boss, we continued Moorevember with a 1989 classic. Our dark work will continue in its afternoonified manner. Regards, PDLTTYLDOI Send us your Visions: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

You know what? Might as well get four coffins ready. Always good to have extra when you need it. Send us clearly marked letters indicating you're fine: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

If you need somebody to tell you mildly helpful information slightly too late for it to be useful- then you've come to the right crew. Send us your BLOCKERS: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Blood Alley, The Headless Nun, Ghost Ships and more! The Boo Crew talks all the ghosts you can gander at in this late Halloween Special. Don't miss it! Send Us Pirate Treasure: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Ask not for whom he morbs. He Morbs for thee. Send fake blood: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

On the first night, you hear us. On the second night, you see us. On the third night, you uh you um You uhhhhhhh pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Or: "Where did Pizza B*tch come from?" Send us 50 dollar takeout orders: pleasedontcast@gmail.com pateron.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This up and comer, Jamie Lee Curtis... I think she's really going places! Like on a train! And just like all trains in film, it's coming through the screen after you next. Send us your unremarkable magic tricks: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We're beginning to subscribe to the idea that spooky games were a lot better when the details were harder to see. Luckily, The Haunted PS1 team's got our backs with 25 of them. Tell us what we're supposed to do with the painting: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast