Not For Nothin'

It's the movie review episode. Scary movies, sequels, even the ads before main feature in the theater. We do it all. We review the WNBA draft and get hyped for Malonga! Then we feel our way through the NBA playoffs. That's it. That's the show.

We're both really grinding our gears on this show. But we also praise one of our all time favorites, Val Kilmer. Actually, we also celebrate two legends of the WNBA Sue Bird & Elena Delle Donne, while also praising the success and awesomeness of the Unrivaled league. Then we throw in some hockey and NBA playoffs as well. Maybe this episode isn't so grindy after all.

Chris has a problem with Boston, again. Oh and also commercials when you pause your favorite shows. Then we discuss torpedo bats and who were picking to win the world series. Wouldn't it be fun if the two teams without a home stadium would be in it? We try to decide if we are excited for the NBA playoffs. But we are excited for the coming WNBA season, that's for sure. To end it all, Kris grinds hi...

Chris is cosplaying in Kansas City. We celebrate the greatness of George Foreman and his grill. We get a little heated on the the tourney chalk. Is there a bright side to the Giants QB mess? and a little NBA talk to finish this one off.

Chris is in Kansas City and he's got the BBQ Blues. We have a stupid argument about Fats Domino and the blues. Then we try to figure out which actors filmography we've watched the most movies. We have two very different responses. Then we break down the entire tournament bracket by bracket... nah not really we don't really care this year, but we'll just watch and enjoy.

Kris is back and regales us all with stories from the Caribbean...and also getting groped by the Curacaoan airport security. At least there wasn't a cavity search. Chris is concerned for the future of social media stars. Then we move on to what the hell is going on in NFL free agency. Then we laugh at the Orland Magic Hall of Fame. It's a joke. Then we call out the MLB Commissioner for being cuck.

Kris is out! Cold Cuts and RJ are IN. And the Knicks Lament is back. This one has a powerful "twist" as the fellas brief us on what the (then) current state of Knicks fandom is, how high are their hopes, why Hubie Brown is the best coach of all time, and MORE! Oh, not before everyone pours one out for Gene Hackman and his under appreciated starring role in the sports movie classic "Radio" - pronou...

It's drunk trivia Tuesday! Is your home town the drunkest city in your state? Let's find out! We don't show, but tell about old photos from our past. Sorry for our eyes only. We have some good news & better news about MLB. We debate potential expansions teams for the WNBA. Then we feel bad for Knicks fans. No seriously. We're being sincere. Honestly.

These two might have taken a few too many gummies. This episode is all about changes man and it's giving them the blues. They do get into best soundtracks of all time and how chris would rather listen to a podcast ranking things than listen to the actual blues. It worth the listen. Then they ramble on about NBA All-star weekend, SNL50. We need more change!

Subculture community of nerds unite! Listen we're in our post-Super Bowl hangover. So we take a leisurely stroll down memory lane and through this episode. It is what it is.

We celebrate our 500th episode in style. By not doing a damn thing expect for talk about nothing. And no, Kris isn't even wearing his leather pants. We literally recap a movie from 1996, the club (also from the 90's) - it's a lock for your steering wheel. But at least we do talk about gambling and the Super Bowl.

Millions of peaches, peaches for me Millions of peaches, peaches for free Millions of peaches, peaches for me Millions of peaches, peaches for free (Look out!) Someone's excited for the return of Pete Carroll And WNBA Free Agency Madness!!!

Is there a meme for how memes should die off? Beating a dead horse perhaps? Chris honors the legendary cracker winner, Dick Trickle. Kris has his annual rant about the stupid baseball hall of fame. How do they keep screwing this all up? All that & so much more. Plus NFL Conference Championship picks!

Great another stupid biopic for these two to trash. But they'd rather see this than Dylan. Kris praises this new Unrivaled league. WNBA better step the F up! Chris rants & raves on just about everything. Then they make their NFL Divisional Round picks.

Ep. 496 Not For Nothin' NFL Wild Card Weekend by Kris & Chris

After taking a week off to honor the sweet baby jesus, we're ringing in the new year by being as morbid as possible. We say good bye to a few, discuss Chris's idea about just killing all old people at a certain age and women having a sex with robots. What's more morbid than that. Eventually we finish off the 2024 regular season, picking every game of week 18 of the NFL.

We dive into our underwear and Chris might go back to being a briefs guy, cause he's an old man apparently. Kris has a dynamite NBA trade that'll knock your socks (or underwear) off. They say good-bye to an NBA legend. Oh, yeah no he didn't die...yet. He's just really old and will stop doing broadcast soon. Kris thinks Russell Wilson ruined young QBs. Then at the end a not so brief segment picking...

We start it off with the winter blues, therapy and conspiracy theories. Kris gets an early Christmas present, confirmation from two pilots that he could land an airplane. Maybe that'll get him in the Xmas spirit. Then we discuss nepotism and Bill Belichick, really a perfect combination. Then as always finish it off picking every week 15 game in the NFL. Can we skip week 14 next time? Boof.

You remember the good old days of Ronald Reagan impressions? We sure do. Chris does a deep dive on the Peanuts voice actors, Kris does a comedy review, plus a bonus of a documentary and he explains he's dream with Chris in it. Then it's time to talk football and picks every damn game for week 14. They're actually doing pretty good! Did I just jinx them? I think I did.

We almost ignore Thanksgiving and decide to discuss skiing etiquette which also leads to airports. Ugh, right? Then we just go about our business of making ever single damn pick in the NFL for week 13. Happy Thanksgiving to all you participate.

Ep. 490 Not For Nothin' 2024 NFL Week 12 Picks by Kris & Chris

We lament Kris massively poor election prediction. Then we meander our way through hot wheels and into comedy again. Then we run the hurry up and make our week 11 NFL predictions.

It's an election day special show! Okay, instead we try to figure out what kind of stand up comedian we would be. Chris regales us with his stories of Disney on Ice. Then we pick week 10 games. That's all we got on a Tuesday.

It's the scariest episode yet. We're over the scary Halloween schtick. Let's get back to the silly fun gay Halloween. The only thing worse might be wearing a costume on a work zoom meeting. How dumb is that? Anyway, thank god baseball is over with and the Yankees lost, hahahahahaha. Chris has another round of trivia for Kris. Then we talk early season NBA and finish it all off with NFL week 9 pick...

We celebrate Chris's birthday with a pizza party! We deal with some audio issues - the ghost on the shell I guess. We go deep into game 5 of the WNBA Finals, and what comes next for the whole league. Then let's gamble on the NFL week 8, we've totally got this thing figured out by now.