No Need For Apologies

This week we’ve got the always hilarious Onika McLean back in the NNFA Turtle lair for another wild episode. We start off strong with old people and why you need to be careful what you tell them while Derek shares the luxurious gift he bought for his mom. In News from the Surface, a Priest is taken out by the cross (is that a sign?), WingStop has a nasty new flavor while Chipotle is giving out 3 f...

It’s a family episode this week on No Need for Apologies! We’re talking Halloween growing up and what it’s like in the city. Dave wants to know what’s up with all the lines in New York and why does everyone who’s intro street fashion look the same? In news from the surface we watch Nicki Minaj take Airforce 1 while letting Trump comment on her butt and why that had to be the reason that no one fro...

This week we have the hilarious Blaq Ron in the No Need for Apologies turtle lair for the first time! The ‘ Netflix is a Joke ’ comedian came down to talk car beds, where you should be getting your bed from and the guys confess that the bed was the only thing they brought to their relationship. Dave signed up for his local house tour which got him into a gay ‘ole time, and a time he should’ve apol...

Napoleon Tote Man Emill makes his way back into the NNFA turtle lair for another splendiferous episode! Would you let your mom cut your hair? Did you mix sodas as a kid and do you think adult herb shops should give you samples before you go? This plus a woman stealing tiny slides from everyone's pie, the best way to deal with telemarketers and how Mexicans deal with Yolanda’s aka Karen’s. After he...

This week we’ve got our favorite conspiracy theorist, Geo Perez in the NNFA turtle lair all the way from the On The Gate Podcast. Starting it off strong with TMI, Geo is the zany uncle of the show. We get into what AI hasn’t done yet, the Gotti story and our feelings on Sammy the Bull, Dave tours the hoods of Arizona at night and we discuss how the playas are making money in this digital age. Now...

This week we’ve got our ginger brother, Jeffrey Baldinger back in the turtle lair again for another splendiferous episode of NNFA! Did the Nor’Easter do anything because Dave went outside to see what TikTok was showing him and didn’t see much, we talk why wearing water shoes in the rain is a great choice while Derek gets excited for jacket season to be back. Plus we have an update on the Detroit F...

This week it’s another splendiferous family episode as we break down this week’s wildest internet news! We talk why it’s so hard to watch the Eagles game (go birds!) Derek explains how President Trump made him late then we get into the Hyrox poop incident, our feelings on the controversial Converse Ad and we question if this is just the new thing to do and we come to the conclusion that Macklemore...

Simeon Goodson is back in the NNFA turtle lair so of course it’s another hilarious episode! We talk why coming back from vacation can suck if you live in a boring place, why Simeon is vouching for old man spaces to come back, then we break down the lyrics to Biggie’s “Warning” and how he didn’t even know who he was talking about and Dave takes us through why he needed to go back and re-do Puerto R...

Onika McLean is back in the No Need for Apologies turtle lair and things get WILD! This week we get into cheating, relationships, NY men, heartbreak, sex, parenting, masculinity, therapy, forgiveness and some absolutely insane family stories. Onika explains why she thinks NY men are trash, why women should listen to confidence-boosting music after a breakup, and why she thinks we might need to bri...

Kitty Reynolds comes down to the No Need for Apologies turtle lair and we get into why Derek is drinking espresso at 4AM, growing up Italian, Dave's bizarre dreams and his fear of what happens when he's sober, campers that accidentally eat magical chocolate, the White House AI Rick & Morty video, why we're all still in our "emo phase", the weirdness of pretending to be adults in Black Panther,...

Mike Figs is back so of course it’s another splendiferous episode! Mike Figs explains why Father's Day feels weird to him, Dave breaks down his Baby Boy theory involving Taraji P. Henson and Tyrese’s age gap, Derek shares an absolutely insane Tip Drill story and we watch WNBA highlights wishing they would dunk! Then they ask the biggest questions surrounding the Michael Jackson movie and how it en...

Kareem Green comes down into the No Need for Apologies turtle lair as we realize they're entering that stage of life where people start calling you " Unc " ! You buy hats from random tables on the street, you suddenly care about supplements, and sneakers start getting VERY different. What makes you an Unc and Kareem is already embracing the "OG" lifestyle, Unc sneakers like the G-Units. Plus we ta...

This week we’ve got Pockets Graham in the No Need for Apologies lair this week, and boy is it splendiferous! A couple getting married inside a McDonald's while the restaurant is still open, Usher & Chris Brown's show getting hit with a massive rainstorm — plus a fake Usher?! Watching Fist of Fury and what Teona caught, why women need to speak up when something isn't right, Brittney Griner's ba...

We’ve got Gordon Baker-Bone back in the NNFA turtle lair and this episode goes from LeBron James potentially commuting between New York and Philly by helicopter to why old rappers are starting to look like the Golden Girls. We first celebrate our most viral clip with Gordon, then Dave's Sixers jersey causing people to bring up LeBron, plus how he’s going to commute from New York to Philly, Jim Jon...

This week we’ve got Isiah Kelly in the NNFA Turtle Lair to talk about growing up as the son of a stand-up comic, forging his own path, and why having a famous last name doesn't guarantee success. We talk whether nepotism really exists in Black comedy, growing up as a comedian's son and the pressure that comes with it. Then Dave accidentally letting a comic walk around with a roach on him and why m...

This week, Leonard Ouzts comes out to the NNFA turtle lair as we dive into sports, dating, pop culture, and some truly outrageous stories. In this episode, we talk why New Yorkers might never stop talking about the Knicks, the World Cup's billion-dollar success and global sports, including prostitution. Dave reviews Quan Millz's This Hoe Got Roaches in Her Crib , the ultimate dealbreaker: could yo...

Another splendiferous family episode this week as Dave and Derek talk Love Island betting odds to Waymo snitching on passengers! We also get into Jay-Z's concert security breach, Meg Thee Stallion, viral Waymo videos, and the meltdown in our comment section over some cowboy boots. Then, we talk why sports betting has officially taken over EVERYTHING, Love Island strategy, Waymo recording passenger...

It’s a splendiferous family episode this week as Dave and Derek break down everything from America's wild holiday celebrations to the internet's latest obsession with livestream culture, customer service nightmares, and some of the funniest viral videos of the week. We talk why the Fourth of July felt completely out of control this year, Dave's theory that streamers are the new entertainment indus...

This week's episode gets personal and with Derek out, Dave is joined by Krystyna Hutchinson ( Guys We F ** d ) and guest host Simeon Goodson in the NNFA turtle lair for one of the most honest conversations around bad moms. We talk everything from family trauma and parenting to internet culture, viral celebrities, and why growing up online has changed everything. Krystyna talks about her one-woman...

This week, we’ve got Brendan Sagalow in the NNFA turtle lair for an episode packed with hilarious stories, internet insanity, and some of the most random debates we've ever had. We talk Why Dave has officially survived a month without gardening, the Knicks' historic run and the city's championship fever, the viral Meta Glasses video and whether wearable AI is getting creepy, Facebook Marketplace f...

This week, Dave Temple is in the turtle lair solo! We break down one of the wildest weekends New York has had in a while - from championship celebrations and parade madness to Red Lobster’s Times Square farewell and a rat showing up on a JetBlue flight! We get into life after three weeks without weed, Knicks celebrations taking over New York, The Puerto Rican Day Parade and 116th Street Festival a...

This week, comedy club manager Harvey Lampkin jumps down into the NNFA Turtle Lair to discuss everything from AI-generated music and TikTok culture to DoorDash disasters, old-school discipline, and why it feels like nobody is actually working anymore. We get into the most ridiculous apologies of the week, why chest hair is making a comeback, AI songs and the future of creativity, why people are li...

This week Derek flies solo with comedians and hosts of Morir Sonando podcast, Glory Mora and Sasha Merci in the NNFA turtle lair as they break down The Roots picnic and is Jay-Z's hair, why is Bad Bunny Toy Story 5 , how a flight to Spain get turned around because of a Bluetooth speaker, if Alexa secretly listening to all of us and if should Glory become the official NNFA field correspondent since...

Self-driving cars, prom drama, internet chaos, and one of the realest conversations we've had in a while. This week we’ve got James Goff in the NNFA turtle lair as we dive into everything from Waymo mishaps and Tesla surveillance to growing up, comedy, and the stories that shape who you become. We get into why self-driving cars still aren't ready, Dave's evolving comedy and telling jokes about los...

This week we’ve got Reggie Conquest in the turtle lair for another splendiferous episode. From fashion strategies for the big boys in the summer, Wawa addiction and terrible first-class breakfasts, Drake’s latest music and whether the hate is forced, Why last summer was officially an “Auntie Ass Summer” and this year’s gonna be lit, Dave finding a REAL katana sword in his mothers house, the intern...