No Need For Apologies

It’s a splendiferous family episode this week as Dave and Derek break down everything from America's wild holiday celebrations to the internet's latest obsession with livestream culture, customer service nightmares, and some of the funniest viral videos of the week. We talk why the Fourth of July felt completely out of control this year, Dave's theory that streamers are the new entertainment indus...

This week's episode gets personal and with Derek out, Dave is joined by Krystyna Hutchinson ( Guys We F ** d ) and guest host Simeon Goodson in the NNFA turtle lair for one of the most honest conversations around bad moms. We talk everything from family trauma and parenting to internet culture, viral celebrities, and why growing up online has changed everything. Krystyna talks about her one-woman...

This week, we’ve got Brendan Sagalow in the NNFA turtle lair for an episode packed with hilarious stories, internet insanity, and some of the most random debates we've ever had. We talk Why Dave has officially survived a month without gardening, the Knicks' historic run and the city's championship fever, the viral Meta Glasses video and whether wearable AI is getting creepy, Facebook Marketplace f...

This week, Dave Temple is in the turtle lair solo! We break down one of the wildest weekends New York has had in a while - from championship celebrations and parade madness to Red Lobster’s Times Square farewell and a rat showing up on a JetBlue flight! We get into life after three weeks without weed, Knicks celebrations taking over New York, The Puerto Rican Day Parade and 116th Street Festival a...

This week, comedy club manager Harvey Lampkin jumps down into the NNFA Turtle Lair to discuss everything from AI-generated music and TikTok culture to DoorDash disasters, old-school discipline, and why it feels like nobody is actually working anymore. We get into the most ridiculous apologies of the week, why chest hair is making a comeback, AI songs and the future of creativity, why people are li...

This week Derek flies solo with comedians and hosts of Morir Sonando podcast, Glory Mora and Sasha Merci in the NNFA turtle lair as they break down The Roots picnic and is Jay-Z's hair, why is Bad Bunny Toy Story 5 , how a flight to Spain get turned around because of a Bluetooth speaker, if Alexa secretly listening to all of us and if should Glory become the official NNFA field correspondent since...

Self-driving cars, prom drama, internet chaos, and one of the realest conversations we've had in a while. This week we’ve got James Goff in the NNFA turtle lair as we dive into everything from Waymo mishaps and Tesla surveillance to growing up, comedy, and the stories that shape who you become. We get into why self-driving cars still aren't ready, Dave's evolving comedy and telling jokes about los...

This week we’ve got Reggie Conquest in the turtle lair for another splendiferous episode. From fashion strategies for the big boys in the summer, Wawa addiction and terrible first-class breakfasts, Drake’s latest music and whether the hate is forced, Why last summer was officially an “Auntie Ass Summer” and this year’s gonna be lit, Dave finding a REAL katana sword in his mothers house, the intern...

This week, we’re joined by Menuhin Hart , creator of the NNFA theme song, for another splendiferous episode that swings from 76ers heartbreak, Mother’s Day reflections to AI comedy bots, fake identities, and more Fast & Furious! We get into the pain of being a Sixers fan while getting swept by New York, Dave’s first Mother’s Day after loss and why Teona needs to apologize, why men remember the...

This week we’ve got Gordon Baker-Bone in the turtle lair, talking crazy! We’re talking Black male role models and if there are any, why certain video game characters made NO sense, Loc hair journeys, dreads, and stealing your girls bonnet, Dave inspiring the guys to take their women to Red Lobster and then we discover Black Bike Week! It’s splendiferously funny so there’s no need for apologies!&nb...

This week we’ve got Anyi Malik in the turtle lair and we get into everything from awkward apologies to wild debates about culture, dating, and the internet. From brutal dry-cleaning interaction, politics turning into full-blown ignorant events, food truck culture and what you will (and won’t) eat, the Michael Jackson movie and why he still dominates conversations, dating, monogamy, and modern rela...

Happy 4/20 with Chris Riggins in the NNFA turtle lair! This week we get into everything from the real origins of 420 to why it feels like people are doing ANYTHING for work right now. Plus we talk wild indoor waterpark experiences, Growing up, snack stands, and real-life struggles, Netflix price hikes and the state of entertainment, and how the job market is pushing people into… anything DON’T FOR...

This episode goes from hilarious to REAL real… quick 😬 This week we’ve got Gina Brillon and James Goff in the NNFA Turtle Lair! What starts as a fun convo turns into one of the wildest deep dives yet - from after uncovering a cassette tape labeled “Threatening Calls from Ricky (1991)” found among Dave’s mom’s belongings to videos of people being sick and tired of what goes on in their hallway. We...

Perry Strong (2 Comics on a Bench) jumps in the NNFA turtle lair for the first time and things spiral from everyday NYC chaos into full-blown debates about AI, culture, and whether… Girl Scouts are being lowkey exploited?! We talk stolen phones in NYC and spiraling, going through a parent’s belongings after loss, apologies of the week, AI getting way too comfortable in our lives, Kanye’s latest an...

This week we’ve got Danny Braff and things kick off with some real-life moments before spiraling into absolute chaos. Concert stories, wild apologies, and one of the funniest taekwondo stories you’ll ever hear (yes… there’s magic involved 🥋✨). We get into Dealing with loss and fake sympathy, Insane crowd behavior at concerts, Comedy life, fans, and post-show chaos, AI madness, BBL debates, and w...