Fortune Kit

Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to remix songs by Weezer, Zeppelin, Radiohead, and more. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex explore popular music from a time when every lyricist wrote like Ned Flanders. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78375680

Pat Daugherty (@RotoPat) joins Charles, Alex, and the all-knowing AutoCritic A.I. to learn the true objective worth of every Radiohead album.

Charles and Alex imagine if Bob Dylan's motorcycle sounded like he does and bring out the AutoCritic A.I. to learn the objective scores for a bunch of Byrds songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Robin Hatch (@robinhatch) joins Charles and Alex to massacre classic songs and cook chicken cordon bleu. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/77061558

Charles and Alex check in on Akon City and finally reach the conclusion of Weezer's SZNZ EPs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex listen to Soulja Boy's Limewire collab and read through Rivers Cuomo's A.I. generated tweets. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex talk about reactionaries reinventing old Beatles conspiracy theories and Bob Dylan faking signatures on his $600 book. More Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex listen to Hollywood Vampires and speculate about which musicians might be responsible for 9/11. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/75588898

Charles and Alex check out Snoop Dogg's new music for babies. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Arlen Thompson (@le_petit_trek) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to discuss the perilous economics of touring and the changing nature of making a living as an artist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex dream of becoming spokesmen for Gerber baby food and discover a bunch of unlicensed crap on Amazon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74403272

Charles, Alex, and Tom write a chart topping dance song to make the club go crazy. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan read about 311's Q-pilled drummer, watch a sax performance from Bill Clinton's Inaugural, and check out a Barney superfan's collection. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex dig into The Wiggles' discography and wonder why Pitchfork's revised Best Albums of the '90s list doesn't include any music for babies. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73016421

Charles and Alex read Metalhead Zone recaps of Twitter beef between 60-year-old men and check in on Weezer's Autumn EP. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex turn to the all-knowing A.I. to render its judgement on the entire Weezer catalog. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72296996

Charles and Alex discuss musicians' reactions to the very timely passing of the Queen and wonder what's on Tommy Lee's OnlyFans. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us for marketing tips and Hollywood tales from the Garfield Eats founder's memoir. Full Episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71433886

Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us as we delve into a memoir by the founder of Garfield Eats. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to talk about his production on E1's boy band song. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/

Charles, Alex, and Dan try to recall the fable of the golden goose and examine whether America rocked hard enough against Trump. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70111808

Charles and Alex dig into Weezer's 2020s albums. Plus Nicki Minaj goes Eric Alper and Akoin really does exist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex check in on Akon's utopian crypto cities in Senegal and Uganda. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan outline a credible theory about who specifically got all these celebs into Bored Apes and talk about the new E1 album. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68833327