Double Deuce podcast

We're in person in Nelson's garage with special guest Courtney Shipley! The Notes: This is the hardest one! Nelson's garage! Why the cows, gateway! Nelson is working that google tonight! The Amish are a simple people, they have a simple store! How many quakers in a cubit (Google-Nelson says there are 20.4 inches in a cubit)! Quakelets! English is a funny language! We start teaching ESL! Nelson ret...

We're zooming cause it's disaster movie hot outside! The Notes: This episode is going to be the best one ever and here's why! We're living in the moment! It's an Inspector Clouseau and Cato kind of situation! Nelson has vast offshore holdings and assassins constantly in pursuit! The tattooed lawyer! We mourn another friend gone to soon! A moment on online mourning etiquette! Cool ways to die! Anal...

Busy weekend lazy Sunday zooming it. The Notes: Country music non-profit! Nelson doesn't have the census data in front of him right now! Individual numbers are math, percentages are more about your gut! Thad's funeral at Liberty Hall (RIP to Thad, who was really one of the good ones and is gone way to soon)! Will's first funeral puppet show! Nelson tries excruciatingly hard to get Will to notice h...

Recording in person to beat the late summer heat! The Notes: Is this a numerology podcast? Nelson's not a numbers guy, he's an idea guy! Parachute pants that really parachute! Deuce Wear, clothes for men with problems! Airborne chlamydia is a real problem! Keep your genitals on lockdown at Will's house! Barely any wetness, just a whole lot of noise! Wind is the greatest threat! Full wetsuit bottom...

Zooming after a busy week for Will! The Notes: It's a 10pm Sunday Late Night Deuce! #NightDeuce! Will needs to contextualize himself! Workin' on our Night Deuce! Nelson and the Witcher both have bad backs! Will explains the powers of the Witcher! Crack Loco vs Four Crack! Gestureology! Sound of Music prequel! How old is the Von Trapp man!? Look out for Von Troutman drama in Indianapolis! Nelson ha...

Busy weekend with Auman at the KC Fringe and Will prepping his ass for Monday, so we zoomed it! The Notes: Will's colonoscopy is nigh! Nelson is a little sleepy! Will's got some pantless sitting times ahead of him! Auman's show, the Last Word is Hope, premiered at the KC Fringe (and is still showing Tuesday at 6:30pm, Friday at 11pm, and Saturday at 6:30pm)! Did Will just say 3 or 30 (there was ac...

RPG has fallen, but we endure! The Notes: Coming to you in person from Nelson's Dad's old office! Our new podcast endpoint is 525, plan accordingly! Retiring to raise our 10-year-old podcast robot child! Robot Bad News Bears! Will's impending colonoscopy! Ass cancer ghost! Will's colon is where he keeps all his secrets! Will's Colon of Solitude! Bob Odenkirk's Mom's ass! Will investigates the Stat...

Recorded live with a feisty crowd in in the Board Room of RPG for one last time back on Friday, June 23r. Mourn you till we join you, RPG! Included in our crowd and joining us as guests are Ed Parker, Courtney Shipley, Brian Moss, and Chad and Jana Westhoff! The Notes were a mess, frankly, but I'll give you what I've got. Sorry again this episode dropped on the feed a day late. If you're a patreon...

Will's on vacation, Nelson's sick, and we're zooming. The Notes: Will is in Minnesota and Nelson is half-right! The biggest Amish market in Iowa! The worst road bathrooms we've ever seen (CW: Nelson's entry is horrifying)! Bandanas make even Minnesotans cool! Minnesotans are a knick-knack people! The Mall of America is a double-edged sword! Oliver ate an octopus (it was cooked/dead, I checked)! In...

Zooming as we recuperate from an awesome live show, which will release in a couple weeks as episode 400. Worst notes ever, but here they are, The Notes: Need to close a business, we will do a live show there and shut your ass down! Will's funniest head trauma story, aka just dudes being dudes! Will's vomit record is gonna be hard to break! Make your Hulu work for youlu! Nelson's dad never had a co...

It's a Father's Day zoom episode with special guest, double-father and quadruple-grandfather so he knows what he's talking about, Ric Averill! Will's a dad, too. The Notes: Father's Day with Ric Averill! The story of Will's birth! Will pisses on the misogynist doctor aka baby reciprocity! The people of Lawrence have spoken re: Will's unkemptness, et al! Ric's own experience with mail-in heckling!...

Back on that zoom, back in person next week with guest. The Notes: Live Show coming up! Episode 400, a farewell to RPG, at RPG, Saturday June 24th, 7:30pm drinks, 8-ish show, 9-ish afterparty! Nelson will murder your regrets! We have not come to bury RPG, but to praise them! Make good decisions and meaningful mistakes! Here come the judge! Podcasts we're listening to! Nelson has watched a lot of W...

Guys, not only did we have guests, not only did we record in person, but it was the second episode of the night and that means WE GOT BAD NOTES! FWA-FWA-FWA-FWAAAAAAAAAA *airhorn noises* This might get a little weird, folks! The Notes, or at least all I have of them: Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin are back again: hide your kids, hide your wives! The Robitussin episode! Tussin and towels, or Nelso...

We're back in person with special guests Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin! Hell yeah! The Notes: Shawn Franklin, Lawrence's best-lit stripper! Will's dad is all out of naked men time! Keezer, Lawrence's premiere reverse stripper! Is our lawyer's dad a stripper? #DDNakedMenTime! Smurf allegations, but no indictments! Worlds of Fun is like Star Trek now! Nelson's Top 3 Worlds! Nelson likes his jacks...

Summertime and the zooming is easy! Should be in person with a guest next week! The Notes: It's us! Thanks, Will's Mom! Sass flag! Sass flag on the field! Will's in danger of spending time in the sass box! Whole lotta Christophers vs whole lotta Nicks! Sliding Homers! Multiversal prison Homers! The Thieves' Guild, the Bards' College: all the prison gangs! Multiversal skinheads love kayaking! Nelso...

We were busy celebrating mommas, so we zoomed! The Notes: Happy Mother's Day! Shoutout to the mommas! We respect all the mommas, but the non-mommas can take a back seat on this one (give them one day, damn it)! Sexual Biology and Reproduction Corner! Don't let fraggles up in there! Babies crave acid! Will's sim is a cult leader! We need more science cults! 100 Grand bars! Guilt candy! Nostley's Cr...

Things got hectic, so we zoomed! The Notes: The fates were against us, yet we prevailed! Un uplifting Wichita story (for once)! Like all Wichita stories, even the uplifting ones don't end well! Hoe downs, pre and post pandemic! The conditions by which Nelson will Electric Slide! Wall art of Wichita! The Kitten Gangs of Wichita! The number of days without pooping it takes to kill you in Wichita, an...

Oh yeah, got those recording 2 shows in person second show bad notes going in full effect. The Notes: Will's nude calendar coming soon! We need someone who does facepainting! Will's co-boss of Nerd Nite now, and there's another one coming up on 5/10 at Maceli's! D&D talk! Hard up in these twitter streets! Ain't no good billionaires! Jeff Bezos the Musical! Don't worry, there's a song about pooping...

Oh shit, back recording in person, huzzah! The Notes: We're friends! #ExplainYourMurder! Declaring war on pear trees! The origin of the bartlett pear! A haphazard history of the Nicaraguan Civil War! Yeah, Reagan was bad! Ketchup spaghetti! Pepperoni robots! Cafeteria vs Bag Lunch: Dawn of Lunchables! Will's Leadership Lawrence update! Will's podcast adultery! Daler Mehndi shoutout (boat, boat, bo...

Massholes weekend so you know we're on the zoom! The Notes: Ollie is fact-checking! Will hints at that which should not be named and his education on human sexuality! Professional Triviadore! Will did the monkey dance! Engagement party musical theater Bataan death march! Are you Scottish? #DDHaggisFriend! Learn how to fix a jacket, lads! You won't go jacketless with this man! The Brits appreciate...

The little hand is on the Double and the big hand is on the Deuce and we're zooming right into your ear hearts yet again! The Notes: We're lying right out of the gate! Bill Self loves a fish fry! Hawk Talk never discusses Death in Venice! Onion Corner! We're doing more Massholes this Friday at Maceli's, why don't you drop on by! Hot dog games! Guess the hotdogs, win an onion! Matrimonial hot dog g...

Zooming it in our post-basketball stupor. The Notes: In spite of the warnings of your mothers! Moms are champions of personal space! The threat level today is pretty right on, good vibes! It's the perfect time to join our patreon, 1 year in! Clap, or this fairy will die! Will promises 2 Will Sings this month, for the new subscribers and the old! Will's like AT&T! Civil War officer facial hair! Wil...

Together in person again in the future past! The Notes: We're ringing bells now! This is the Remix! Second in person episode really throws off the intro in a way we haven't seen in years! We're so far into the future past we gotta really make sure not to fuck our grandparents! Nelson talks extensively about the boardgame Scotland Yard for several minutes! You need more subway tokens to solve this...

We're in the same room, Nelson's basement-style, and we recorded Tuesday to avoid the basketball rush! The Notes: Back in person and it feels pretty good! Dancing cats and other fever dreams! Cats, more cats, dancing cats, cats that won't dance, 6 hours!? The old fake dancing cats to host a game night gambit! That old paws/pause chestnut! The Pinter Paws! Basketball, baby! This cool band Will like...

The Notes: The AI Episode! Will got ChatGPT to review the podcast! Doubling down on their one mistake, this AI is becoming more human! It sounds like ChatGPT really loves the podcast! Will's musical breastfeeding! International farm waters! Everything's legal on a farm! Wheat pirates! Muddy little pirate footprints! Newest music releases corner! High school is exactly like the TV show Oz! We were...