Double Deuce podcast

Zooming cause it's been a real one lately. The Notes: Updates on the live show (it's still coming, details soon) and sponsorship (we got one! Starting next week!)! Andy Morton's Celebration of Life (watch it at  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87hetJkCrs )! Get those asses checked! Will's radio interview while on the toilet! Failing to prepare is preparing to fail! Our new million-dollar business...

Superbowl Sunday zoom from the future past! The Notes: It's Superbowl Sunday! Will's on the Leroy Jenkins side of the spectrum! The attractiveness of juggernauts! Super Bowl Deuce! Steampunk 3 Musketeers! Ray Stevenson didn't suffer a phonebook to live! Dune 2! Sandworm fleshlights and other fuckable popcorn buckets! Quick What We're Watching to wrap it up! Woman in the Wall and Blue Eye Samurai!...

Will got covid exposed, so zooming this bad boy! The Notes: America's moistest podcast! Will's short-term memory is shot! #DoubleDeuceThisShitsCrazy! Thanks to the wonders of c-pap technology! Low-rent fabric cryopod! Nelson's cat hates time! Will's Double Dragon fantasy! Nighttime is when the bad Willie comes out! Will is more of a sprinter than a long-distance runner in a lot of ways! Dwarf raci...

We're doing something different this week as we continue to mourn the passing of our dear friend and frequent collaborator, Andy Morton. Back in this past November, Will was keeping Andy company during one of his chemo treatments and the two decided to record a quick 20-minute interview about Andy's experiences with his cancer fight and how he was doing at the time before things unfortunately ende...

A somber episode as the loss of friend, collaborator, comrade, and all-around legend Andy Morton this week hits us hard. We remember him in our own rambling way before rounding out a super-sized episode with a momentary Sports Corner and a bit of what we're watching on Netflix. The notes were kind of an afterthought, but here's what we've got— The Notes: Will drinks! Mourn you till we join you, An...

Zooming cause it's SO COLD! The Notes: Will forgets numbers! Will doesn't want this night to end! Live Show postponement (again, but we swear we'll see y'all soon)! Free kitchenware, suck it estate sales! Will's car is still being held hostage! Our hot summers! Tell us about your hot summer! Nelson misses those dollars! Will should have gamed the system! Come sniff our contents! Wet your nose beak...

2nd Zoom's a charm! After a failed first attempt, we get our shit together and give you what you want! The Notes: Live Show this Friday (location will be announced ASAP)! Storms, Wichita, the devil, and other typical January problems! Dale and Ron are taking hostages: coats, Gatorade, maybe even a boat! Jacqueline Grunau pop-in! A box of keys and explosives is God's best mystery! Top 3 things Jaq...

New Year's Eve morning zoom! Also, you didn't miss an episode! The episode 425 live show got pushed back 2 weeks and will drop then, so we're lowkey time traveling again. Like we do! The Notes: Will scares Nelson! Pets never judge your sexiness! Will's potential Welsh ancestry is a boon to his singing! It don't hurt to be Welsh! Will only spits his own spit! They want the juice! Who among us doesn...

Little early morning Christmas Eve zoom for the kids! The Notes: Number palindromes! Shipping forecast, but for sleeping! Nelson explains the difference between geology and geography! Will explains the difference between astronomy and astrology! Nelson accidentally lets Will do a pun! Humans can't shake their heads and talk about it at the same time! The royal science! How much stuff does the Crow...

Zooming again cause reasons! The Notes: A somber start as we bid farewell to Jaq's dad (RIP Chuck)! Live show, 12/29, at Fields & Ivy, 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, afterhand more drinks (and during, don't trip)! Will is trying to make "afterhand" happen! Coach-speak! Nelson explains the Dudesons! Brad Neely is on the TVs!? It's Always Sunny of yore! Will is a twitch streamer now! Will has unstable i...

DecaDeuce 13? So lucky! Much spooky! We couldn't record a new episode! But don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 13! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long, sure, but it's a commentary on society, man) episodes recorded over time and then plastered...

We both fell asleep, so it's a super rare early morning recording! The Notes: We're sleepy boys! Apparently we're morning people! Live bold, kids! A coffeemaker willing to go out on its own terms! This podcast is nothing if not a thoroughbred! A double-reverse Gilmore Girls! Venn diagrams are where statistics and geometry hold hands! Live show info (mark the 29th in pencil, not pen, yet)! We need...

It was a perfect storm of back pain, snowstorm, tired, other stuff, so we're zooming. The perfect storm also affected Will's internets so there's a couple quick freezes/lags, but it's not too bad— just want to apologize for them in advance. Still, we ball! The Notes: Will's getting high on the pod soon and we have a live show soon! Stay tuned next week for more information on that stuff! Will's go...

We're zooming again, we're sober, and we got no guest, but it's still a bonus-sized Thanksgiving feast for the ears, and Ollie is in the background for listeners with whatever the ear equivalent is of eagle-eyed. The Notes: We're a week away from a stoned, Thanksgiving episode 420, so prepare yourselves over the holiday break for that! A brief discussion on the existence of objective truth! McRib'...

It's our second in person episode recorded in a row, we're a little drunk, we're futurepast-ing like we do sometimes, and special guest Mel Novak is back-ack-ack-ack! The Notes: Working on our night stuff! Not enough murders! Eating noodles and opening mail! Mail unboxing videos! Dick in a box unboxing videos! John Popper's Olde Fashioned Poppers! Will tells "the story" again! This is Will's thera...

We're in person with a special guest, Mel Novak, holy shit! The Notes: Will knows numbers! Lawrence 90's vibes vs 20's vibes! Bottle vs box wine! The young of the old! Mel recommends the Wine Dive in downtown Lawrence! Will's unsolicited dick pics (to his mom?)! Analog dick pics! Bottles of wine make for a real California Adventure! Kurt Russell is the best wingman! Kurt Russell loves love! Blue w...

Something a little different this week! In honor of autumn and the spooky season, and because time was short as hell this week for all kinds of spooky reasons, we have Will reading a spooky fall short story called The Littlest Free Library of West Lawrence! We hope you enjoy it, and we'll be back again in a recognizable way next week, you beautiful animals! We love you, and hope you eat the exact...

We're zooming, and Nelson's computer goes crazy at the end, but we persevere as usual! NOTES: Live show coming up in a bit, details to come when we have them! Do you have an abandoned factory we can borrow!? He's got a lot of law to give! A custom song from Will for all new patreon subs this week! He's got a lot of song to give! The Usual Suspects of butt-licking! Speaking of the devil, Will went...

We do the zoom, come zoom with us. The Notes: This episode is for those fuckers, and for you fuckers, too! Will's grandparents hittin' it raw up in heaven! What's the refractory period in heaven? Paul Lim is the David Attenborough of Will's grandparents fucking in heaven! Jonathan Lethem is down-ish to clown-ish! Grants are a goddamn racket, bring back feudal artistic patronage! #DDComeLiveInMyCas...

It was a big, long weekend, so we're zooming it. The Notes: It's ear-tussling time! Train talk! Will just wants to play as his man! Fuck them Wednesdays! Poison hotdogs! The spookiest birthday! Will's product placement for himself! Send Jaq a birthday message aka Will flirts with danger! Our fans are like the sea! Let's talk about salt! Will has a question about the desert! Speaking of cautionary...

Number two in an evening recorded last week in Nelson's kitchen, so we're getting a little weird! The Notes: Those doodoo's are the story of Will's life! William Faulkner: Champion Drinker! Faulkner vs Hemingway! Drinking in re: Writing aka the terrifying implications! Drunk writers vs drunk actors! Are you a drunk writer and/or actor, let us know! Will's working on his book of facebook co-worker...

Recording in person in Nelson's kitchen, jiggety-jig! The Notes: The architecture of Nelson's kitchen! Bar vs island! The bar Nelson's grandpa built! Will's uncomfortable car tour for nieces! The times when Will's sister got drunk! He was no gentleman assassin, he was a cutthroat! Places Will got drunk and also lived! We need to make a deal with the buses and the city! Will needs to have a convers...

We zoomed a weird, long one tonight, friends! The Notes: Will forgot about 10! Will's here to kill your monster! The thing Will's learned about squatches! Hilarious, but terrifying at the same time! Will's wife, Jaq, is perpetually hunted by squatches! Our local cops are racist against wookiees! Top 5 similarities between the Galactic Empire and the LPD! Emperor Palpatine Oops All Berries! Nelson...

Football opening day, so we zoomed it up! The notes aren't great, I'm letting you know now! Still, The Notes: Back when we were scandalous! We know a lot more than when we started! No fatalities at the glue factory! Football opening day making this single episode feel like a second episode, and the notes are making it clear! Nelson has come to respect the pretender king, but if the one, true Jake...

We're recording in person, Courtney Shipley is back again, and it's the second episode of the night. The notes are bad, but here they are. Happy Labor Day! The Notes: Kickball in the Future Past! Everybody brings their dog! Kickball and gym class! Gym class reveries! Will always brought a note on kickball day! Mr. Denny was a good guy [editor's note: his name was Mr. Davis, I don't know why I got...