Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast

The boys have spent the week spoiler-free prior to the Bears 2026 schedule being released. Rick Feelsmen joins Zero Doinks to unveil the road to an undefeated '26 season. Hilarity ensues?

The 2026 NFL draft selections by Ryan Poles and Ben Johnson were flawless. After some chatter about Dan's hair, the boys of Zero Doinks go over this crop of future Super Bowl champion rookies and look at the complete roster that is shaping up for the unstoppable Bears.

Illini hoops has made the Final Four for the first time in 21 years and the third time in the life of Bill Doinks. He's here to get a few things off his chest about the Illini's history leading up to this moment as well as some thoughts about their chances to break through for their first-ever national championship.

Rick Feelsmen joins the boys in studio to discuss all the happenings with the Bears during a surprisingly-busy offseason. March Madness kicks off this week - how far can the Illini climb? Dan makes a shocking wager about the 2026-27 Gophers hoops season and tons more as the boys gear up for the Dave Madness bash.

The world's most wanted man, Rick Feelsmen, joins Zero Doinks for an exclusive interview after Selection Sunday's meltdown on X. The boys break down where things went wrong for Rick, who's to blame, and whether or not Rick's source should be doxxed. Rick has a few bones to pick with national media members who doubt his prowess, plus he offers up his can't-miss picks for this mo...

What a ride this Bears squad took us on. The window is open, the Bears have their coach, their QB and their TE, at the very least, and rival fans of NFC North teams are nervous. The Doinks boys talk about their in-person perspective during the playoff overtime loss to Matt Stafford and the Rams and look forward to what the future looks like. Plus we give flowers to IU football and visit a lack of...

Two wins away from the Super Bowl, three to hoist the Lombardi. We feel hopeful about the Bears chances and after listening to Zero Doinks - so should you. Another core sports memory unlocked as the cardiac Bears come back from a huge second half deficit to knock off the hated Green Bay Packers in the Wild Card round. We had multiple boots on the ground to give you their insight before transitioni...

Nerves are frayed and anxiety is rising. It must be Wild Card week and the reality of the Packers coming to town for a franchise-altering game is starting to hit Dan and Bill. It is almost time for Ben and Caleb to reshape the future of Chicago in their beautiful image and leave creepy Matt LaFleur and Green Bay in their wake. It's playoff week, let's go.

The Bears are the number two seed and will be hosting the Packers in the Wild Card round. We’ll preview that later this week but first let’s tie a bow around the magical regular season team that is the 2025-26 Chicago Bears.

The Bears are NFC North champions. We definitely did not see that one coming. After a fun loss (I guess that can be a thing) on Sunday night at San Fran, the Bears are one win away from clinching the two seed and setting up a rematch in the Wild Card round with Green Bay. Oh baby. Dan Doinks leads the way this week for a vacationing Bill Doinks. Enjoy.

Iceman Caleb with an overtime winner over Green Bay. The Bears have clinched a spot in the playoffs. The benjohnson era is off to the races and we are glad we are along for the ride.

Back atop the NFC North with a chance to expand the lead in front of a frothing national audience. Who has it better than Bears fans right now? Let's look ahead to a huge Saturday night tilt at Soldier versus the Packers and the path to a postseason berth.

A trip to Lambeau led to Chicago's first loss in forever and though it hurt, hope is just around the corner. Can the Bears bounce back against Cleveland and, with a little luck, retake the North lead going into a pre-Christmas rematch with the Packers? The boys break it down as only they can.

The top seed in the NFC is there for the taking and all that stands in the way is five winnable games for the red hot Chicago Bears. Defending champs? The Bears dominated them in their place on Black Friday in front of Kirk Herbstreit's dog. Now it's Packers week and the Bears visit a stadium that Caleb Williams is undefeated in.

Now that the Bears are fist-deep into their SECOND four game winning streak of 2025, it's time to project what it's going to take for them to see postseason action. With a Black Friday (can we say that?) win this week in Philly, the number one seed in the NFC will be in play. Just like everyone predicted. Join us on this roller coaster ride of sensuality.

The Bears are officially fun because winning is fun and all the Bears know how to do is win. They have no flaws and now that it's late November and they've overtaken all rivals for the NFC North lead, things will never be the same again.

The Bears are firmly in the playoff race in mid-November thanks to the leadership of benjohnson and his ascending & clutch QB Caleb Williams. Dan Doinks saw the drama unfold in front of him, with some intriguing and sensual VIP stories to share. The Bears are the new gold standard of the NFL.

What a wild win over Cincy as the Bears are now within a half game of the division lead entering Week 10. Benjohnson has the offense cooking and Caleb now has led four game-winning drives in the last six road games. The Giants come to town with the boys feeling really good about the Bears chances. What could go wrong?

Tensions run high on this episode. Dan is done waiting to see Caleb's full potential, maybe to a fault. Bill is on team patience, also maybe to a fault. A frisky Cincy squad looms, and hopefully Caleb and the Bears meet Dan's deadline. Plus tons more.

That's now four in a row for the Bears and there's no end in sight for football prosperity. Dan and Bill were at the Saints game and survived the tailgate to tell the tale. Dan also has a tremendous Ravens preview as Chicago looks to make it five straight. Rick Feelsmen is back. A new Egg has been hatched. Huge game for the Illini on Saturday. Plus tons more.

It's time for all Bears fans to follow the lead of benjohnson and grow a firmer spine because the Bears are not the same disappointing franchise that they've been for most of our lives. The sleeping giant is awake. Be afraid, everyone else, and be confident into the night, Bears Nation. We will never be the same, and that's a good thing. Also, Jayden Daniels has tiny hands.

After what feels like a month of no Bears football, our boys return to the field this upcoming Monday night in a place that brings back dark 2024 Matt Eberflus feelings - Washington, DC. No need to focus on the past, though, this is benjohnson's time to shine. Let's see him cook after a bye week. Plus, Ohio State-Illini talk as we look to Big Nude Saturday visiting Champaign again for Illi...

The Bears have turned the corner and there's no looking back. Benjohnson is quickly making the team in his own insane image and Caleb has the clutch gene that no Bears quarterback has ever possessed, at least in our lifetime. The Bears may be 2-2 but it feels like they're 17-0 because they might never lose again. Come along for the ride, and fall in love with benjohnson with us.

Turns out the Bears don't have to be all the way back if they never left. Huge game this weekend in Las Vegas as benjohnson's red hot offense has clearly taken full flight. Will the Bears enter an early bye week at 2-2? For Dan's health, they better. Rick Feelsmen is on a hot streak himself, dominating the computer with his can't-miss picks. The Illini had a bye week at Indiana and...

Pretty dark times for Bears fans, as it appears our boys suck absolute eggs again. Will the famililar dumb face of Matt Eberflus on the opposing sideline be the cure for what ails the 2025 Bears? Is Donnell Wolford still available to play CB? It's time for benjohnson's offense to shine, hopefully in Week 3. Otherwise we might officially become a CPAP and Illini football podcast.