Zeno's Football Logic

EURO 2024 is finally here! Zeno offers his reaction to the opening match of the tournament, with hosts Germany facing Scotland. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube channel, where you can also listen to the podcast (and s...

Real Madrid have won the Champions League for the 15th time after defeating Borussia Dortmund 2-0 at Wembley on Saturday night, thanks to goals from Dani Carvajal and Vinícius Júnior. Zeno offers his take on the big showpiece finale. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Atalanta defeated Bayer Leverkusen 3-0 in the Europa League final last night. A slight shock, the Italian side backed up their impressive performance at Anfield against Liverpool by reaching the final and ending the 51-game unbeaten run that Xabi Alonso's side had going into this match. Ademola Lookman proved to be the decisive player in this match, scoring an incredible hat-trick to top off a...

In today's episode, Zeno reacts to the deciding legs of the Champions League semi-finals, with Borussia Dortmund shutting out PSG, and Real Madrid finding a way to win, as always, late on against Bayern Munich. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Zeno goes through the two Champions League semi-finals, with Bayern Munich facing Real Madrid, and Borussia Dortmund taking on Paris Saint-Germain. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube channel, where you can also list...

Zeno offers his take on this season's FA Cup semi-finals, with Manchester City finding a way past Chelsea, and Manchester United surviving a crazy tie against Coventry City. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube chan...

Zeno reacts to the deciding legs of the Champions League quarter-finals, with PSG, Borussia Dortmund, Bayern Munich and Real Madrid all making it through to the semi-finals. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube channel, w...

Who would have seen this coming? Liverpool losing at home for the second time in a week, and then Arsenal following that with another home loss to Aston Villa a couple of hours later! Zeno reacts to these two key Sunday match-ups and the direct consequences of these results on the title race. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Arsenal v Bayern Munich, Real Madrid v Manchester City, PSG v Barcelona, and Atlético Madrid v Borussia Dortmund. The four Champions League quarter-final match-ups didn't disappoint. Zeno reacts to an action-packed set of 1st leg match-ups in the round of 8 of Europe's premier competition. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Liverpool drop crucial points in a match they dominated! Due to many missed chances, they let Manchester United back in, and once again inspired by individual brilliance, they almost won a game they should have had no chance in. Zeno reacts to a result that flatters to deceive, and has, as it stands, costed Klopp's team the chance to decide the 2023/24 Premier League title race on their own te...

This episode could have easily been talking about an impressive Garnacho-inspired comeback for Manchester United, but instead, Zeno is discussing Chelsea's late, late Palmer-powered counter-comeback! What a chaotic, out-of-control game of football! (a huge contrast to Man City v Arsenal on Sunday, eh?) Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!):...

Zeno reacts to a chaotic, iconic FA-Cup quarter-final clash between two old rivals - Manchester United and Liverpool, with Ten Hag's men epically ending the quadruple hopes that Liverpool had harboured to commemorate Klopp's final season. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/s...

The 2023/24 title race gets even closer…Zeno reacts to another enthralling, entertaining clash between Liverpool and Manchester City, with Pep Guardiola’s team starting well, only to see Klopp’s Reds fight back in a second half performance for the ages and ruing their missed chances and an ignored penalty shout! They could have really won this game and put their title run into true overdrive. Chec...

Foden is just TWO good! Zeno reacts to another dominant Manchester City performance in the Manchester derby against Manchester United. Ten Hag's men did take the lead and held it at half time, but they were never in control, and eventually the pressure told in the second half. It's starting to become a one-sided affair... Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale h...

In today's episode, Zeno reacts to the 2023/24 Carabao Cup final between Chelsea and Liverpool. An epic and tense showdown, Chelsea missed an opportunity to win a trophy against a depleted opponent, but this season, Liverpool have shown nothing but grit, determination and a level of assuredness regardless of the difficulty of the situations that they have had to fight through. Chelsea tried, b...

In today's special episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno briefly revises the last season when German footballing giants Bayern Munich didn't win a trophy. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube channel, where you can also listen to...

Arsenal re-ignited their title hopes yesterday with an important victory over a lacklustre Liverpool side. Zeno reacts to a result that has altered the Premier League title race this season. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube channel, wh...

For the first time ever, Manchester City have finally scored and won a game at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium! Pep Guardiola has another accomplishment he can tick off, having set his eyes on achieving this feat after completing the treble. Nonetheless, Zeno reacts to an underwhelming performance from Spurs, with the Citizens completely strangling the life out of their opponents and making them loo...

In this episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno discusses Chelsea’s dismantling of Middlesbrough, and Liverpool squeaking past Fulham in the semi-finals of the Carabao Cup. This is the second time in the last 3 editions of the EFL Cup that these two have faced off for the trophy at Wembley. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In this episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno discusses the interesting 2-2 draw between Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur, with Ange Postecoglou’s men delivering another impressive performance despite their personnel limitations, and with Erik Ten Hag’s team probably relieved that they got away with a draw. P.S. Apologies if you can hear some background noises in the back, I usually record w...

Zeno reacts to Liverpool defeating Arsenal in the third round of the FA Cup, thanks to some wasteful finishing from the Gunners (and Kai Havertz in particular) leaving the door open for Liverpool to snatch victory with two late goals. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In the 100th episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to Tottenham Hotspur scraping past Burnley in the third round of the FA Cup, thanks to a glorious moment of magic from Pedro Porro. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube channel, where you can...

In today's episode, Zeno rounds up the final round of fixtures in this season's Champions League group stages. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube channel, where you can also listen to the podcast (and subscribe, if you wanna): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In today's edition of Mini Football Logic, Zeno gives his reaction on a very impressive Newcastle United performance, as they took advantage of the French champions, Paris Saint-Germain, not turning up in this Champions League fixture by absolutely PUNISHING them. P.S. Apologies for the poor audio quality, I've been trying some things and it looks to not have worked out, plus you can hear...

In the latest edition of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to the first North London derby of the season between Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur, with Spurs recovering well to take a point against the Gunners. P.S. FOUR points I want to make here: I acknowledge that I didn't mention that Bukayo Saka looks to have picked up a knock as well, which could be potentially terrible news for Arsenal. I h...