Zeno's Football Logic

In today's episode, Julius reacts to his Manchester United's opening game in the Champions League, against German champions Bayern Munich. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube channel, where you can also listen to the podcast (and subscribe, if...

In today's episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to the potential transfers of Ansu Fati and Cole Palmer, with Fati looking like he will join on loan (with no buy option), and Palmer looking like he will join for quite a hefty fee, between 40m-45m pounds! (By the way, when I mean he's only played 19 games and scored 0, I mean just in the PREMIER LEAGUE- but you knew that already.) Ch...

In today's episode, Zeno and mainly Dukey, discuss the second "Big 6" clash in as many weeks, with Tottenham Hotspur kicking off the Ange Postecoglou era in a big way at home with a swashbuckling victory over Manchester United, who will definitely feel like they might have deserved more from the match (just ask Onana, he'll tell you that). Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Desig...

In the first ever Dukey episode of Mini Football Logic, the man also known as Julius gives his post-match reaction to his Manchester United's fortunate victory over Wolverhampton Wanderers. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube channel, where you can als...

In the latest episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno discusses the two Sunday match-ups in the first weekend of 2023/24 Premier League action, with Brentford drawing with Spurs, and Chelsea and Liverpool once again tying. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube ch...

In the opening episode of Season 4 of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to the Community shield match-up between Arsenal and Manchester City, with the Gunners finding a away to beat the Citizens for the first time in a while on penalties. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check ou...

In today's episode, Zeno briefly discusses Manchester City's Treble-clinching victory over Internazionale in the final of the Champions League. The oil curse has been lifted! (well, for them anyway). It wasn't pretty, but they got the job done! Inter might have taken them by surprise, but it wasn't enough! They should still be extremely proud of their campaign, though! Once again,...

In today's episode, Zeno reacts to West Ham winning the UEFA Europa Conference League, defeating Serie A side Fiorentina by two goals to one. Although this competition is currently looked down at by many, it is still a tournament that is coveted, and the West Ham celebrations from the fans, players and staff show that! This trophy really means something to them! And rightly so! Surely this mak...

In today’s episode, Zeno reacts to Manchester City completing step 2 of their treble mission, by defeating Manchester United 2-1 in the FA Cup final. It really was a controlled, assured performance from the team in sky blue, never giving the team in red much of a sniff, and now they are one game away from history. Let’s see if they can win it… Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their...

In the 50th episode of this season's Mini Football Logic, Zeno reviews the Europa League Final in Budapest between Sevilla and Roma, with the Andalusian club's heritage in the tournament overpowering José Mourinho's overall heritage in European finals. It wasn't a game that will live long in the memory, a card-heavy match with a lot of theatrics from everyone involved in the match...

In the latest episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to Manchester United's 4-1 victory against Chelsea, with this win guaranteeing Champions League football for the Red Devils next season, denying their rivals Liverpool a comeback of epic proportions, while also confirming, once again, that Chelsea are really not that good right now and are absolutely far away from what they could be. By the...

Zeno reacts to Manchester City’s stunning dismantling of the reigning champions, Real Madrid, in the Champions League semi-final second leg, with the Citizens storming to the final off a 4-0 second leg win, sealing a 5-1 aggregate victory. Who the hell would have seen this result coming? This was a performance of seismic, staggering and astonishing proportions. And as a result, it will be they, Pe...

In the third consecutive Champions League-themed episode, Zeno discusses Inter Milan's progression to the 2022/23 Champions League final, after they finished off the job against their great city rivals AC Milan by adding a 1-0 win on top of the 2-0 win in the first leg. Now, they will be rewarded with an encounter against one of the two finest sides in Europe (for different reasons) - Real Mad...

In the 46th episode of this season, Zeno discusses the second Champions League semi-final first leg between Inter Milan and AC Milan, with the Nerazzurri taking control of the first part of this deluxe Milan derby, over a lacklustre Rossoneri side. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check...

In today's episode, Zeno reacts to the 1st Champions League semi-final first-leg of the week between the two favourites, Real Madrid and Manchester City. Vinícius Júnior⁠ gave the current holders the lead with a lovely strike that flew past Ederson at the end of the first half, only for Kevin De Bruyne to fire in a beautiful, crisp outside-the-boot strike deep into the second half to equalise....

In this episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to Arsenal's strong victory over Newcastle United to keep their title pursuit on track. (notice how I didn't mention the Chelsea game AT ALL. It shows just how IRRELEVANT their performance was, plus I said everything already in Episode 80, so give it a listen if you haven't). Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shi...

In Episode 80 of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to Arsenal's comfortable victory over their London rivals Chelsea, putting the Gunners back on track after a period of weak form, while also pushing the Blues into more trouble. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube channe...

Zeno reviews a crazy match between Liverpool and Tottenham, with Liverpool continuing their resurgence in form, while Tottenham, despite a slight increase in performance levels in recent matches (especially in the second half of matches), continue to flounder, despite completing a mega-comeback from 3 goals down. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are...

In today's episode, Zeno reacts to Tottenham Hotspur's comeback against Manchester United at home, managing to recover from a 0-2 deficit at half time to stop the losing streak at 2 matches, while simultaneously ending the Red Devils' winning streak at 3 matches. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns....

After a forced sabbatical, Zeno returns on the verdict on Manchester City's imposing, dominating victory over fellow title contenders Arsenal, with the game potentially proving to deliver a season-defining outcome, with the Citizens now only 2 points behind the Gunners with 2 games in hand. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠https://ww...

In the first ZFL episode in over a month, Zeno returns with a crazy reaction to a crazy game of football between Liverpool and Manchester United, with Jürgen Klopp's side inflicting the heaviest Premier League loss EVER on their Manchester rivals. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop  Check out our Y...

Zeno reacts to the news that Tottenham Hotspur have finally got their man, Sporting wing-back Pedro Porro, after almost a whole month of negotiations and almost daily meetings. He even said goodbye to the Sporting fans after their loss in the Taça da Liga final to Portugal. Surely he's coming, right? Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): https...

Zeno reacts to another Arsenal masterclass, with the Gunners defeating Manchester United 3-2 to carry on their surprising, devastating march to the Premier League title. They're really looking good, aren't they?! It's looking harder and harder to bet against them the more they play this season... Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): https://w...

In today's episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno discusses Chelsea's shock hijack of Arsenal's transfer move for Mykhailo Mudryk from Shakhtar Donetsk. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop  Check out our YouTube channel, where you can also listen to the podcast (and subscribe, if you wanna): https://w...

In today's epiosode, Zeno talks about Chelsea's intriguing loan signing of João Félix, and the news that Tottenham Hotspur's Lucas Moura will be leaving at the end of the season.  Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt collection here (sales are here; t-shirts are £10!): https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop  Check out our YouTube channel, where you can also listen...