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Hey Gamestop, what's new with you? Atari acquires the rights to Wizardry, sort of, probably, perhaps. Is the Resident Evil movie Resident Evil enough? It never snows in Raccoon City! The Dead Trigger Movie grossed how much?!?! Come play with us!

Sony DRM drama! Where is the Star fox game that the leaker promised us?! Unknown illumination/Nintendo project slated for 2028. (Animal Crossing???) Resident Evil movie with none of those pesky cannon characters (phew, dodged a bullet there). Github loves that AI money! Join us for the history of Dragon Quest 11 by Robert.  Xbox is hurting Robert's feelings.  Resident Evil INSANITY MODE!!! Come pl...

The flagship Sanrio Games offering is so on brand. Bluesky is obsessed with Moon Child.  You could probably buy a lot of marijuana with $420.69. Shuhei Yoshida spills the Sony tea. Age verification - Won't somebody think of the children?! Come play with us!

Do you like dinosaur-zombie monsters? Ground Zero has got you.  Finally, another game with a vending machine in your party.  Expensive things that Robert would never own but is amused by. Mamdani drops the ball on the blue shell.  Shockingly, Robert is not a fan of Conker's Bad Fur Day. Come play with us!

Don't post the interview if you didn't interview anyone! Star Trek tried to teach us about AI and we didn't listen! Robert explains the stock market. Some GTA 6 fans have very tender feelings (and they might need a nap). Who will be in the Elden Ring movie (that Robert is aggressively not interested in)? Come play with us!

These people aren't being fired because they're bad, it's because of greed. You see how that's worse, right?! The Fox McCloud backdoor pilot movie opened. We hear it's good.  Indio is going subscription based, can't wait to see how that works out for everyone. The Playstation is price adjusting and it's so not in your favor.  Look Outside gets even more disturbing, YAY! Come play with us!  

Epic is firing people but it's OK because they are talented. Nintendo is discounting digital games? The House of Mouse disses AI. It costs how much to make a game in America? Welcome Miners and Crafters to the theme park of your dreams! Come play with us!

Surprise addition to The Switch 2. Has it been long enough that the Challenger accident is funny? (nope.) Double Fine can't do anything even relatively straightforward. Messy shipping drama for Capcom. Come play with us!

Nintendo out cozy games Nintendo.  Just treat voice actors fairly, c'mon guys! Is the PS6 coming? Ever? (no, the answer is probably no) Is the Xbox winging its way to the place where consoles are eternally blessed? Ray tracing makes Robert use his mad voice. Come play with us!

Games are basically free the more you play them - it's gamer math! Pokémon Pokopia sounds fun, but Robert doesn't share well. That's why we have 3 Switches. John Wick's angel puppy? Parkour but with trains? Blue Prince out on Switch 2? Sounds like a Nintendo Indie Direct! You can tell the game industry is healthy because Highguard cost a gazillion dollars and is already shutting down. Lost & F...

Happy Resident Evil Requiem day to all who celebrate! Eurogamer layoffs Paramount complained to daddy and now gets to buy Warner Brothers (@!#?@! Warner Brothers). Generative AI is now head of XBOX. When AI has taken all the jobs, how will people get money to buy the AI products? Ashes of Creation is a complete @!#?@!-show. Come play with us!

Housemarque is the only remaining PS5 developer that Robert stans. The Jurassic Park game sounds oddly eclectic. Robert loves Reanimal (you know, for the most part). Players are furious (meaning barely inconvenienced), by disintegrating (showing some wear) analog sticks.  If you use a 3DS, are you really using the analog stick? Come play with us!  

Apparently indie studios don't need staff anymore. Robert LOVES games sales figures. Play James Bond before he was cool.  If you can't get parts, you can't make new consoles.  When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Come play with us!

FF VII remake trilogy is playing Switch 2 catch up. A student falling in a hole and fighting dinosaurs is the game we didn't know we needed. Robert's workstation gives us clues to his psyche. Are platformers devoid of stories? What defines a simulation game? (we are not able to answer this) We should only remake bad games, like Dragon Quest VII. Come play with us! 

Taipei game show edition. Conventions have to be too loud, it's a federal law, not just a state thing.  When you see VII with a "re" word you're gonna make some assumptions. Resident Evil Requiem works well on the Switch 2, and shouts of joy were heard in the streets.  Lego, why you don't like Pikachu? Come play with us!     

Metroid is getting a new producer. Warning: If you randomly take money from players, someone will inevitably notice.  How can Ubisoft lay off a bunch of people without saying that they are??? "Is it weird for flowers to talk?" Yes, yes it is.  Is a Tamagotchi a videogame? Jeff, (can I call you Jeff?) are you really expecting this to work? Come play with us! Stay safe and stay sane.

Bye Twisted Pixel, may you wing your way to the place where video game devs are eternally blessed. New Persona-ish RPG Nothing is coming up Millhouse for video game stores. In a shocking turn of events, Millennials say old Zelda good, new Zelda bad. Come play with us! Stay strong, stay sane.    

Editor's note: We are not saying that it's cool a guy died, we are saying its cool he lived so long. Guess which Switch 2 game sold the most so far! (Just kidding, you already know) The Ubisoft Halifax closure definitely has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they unionized. Pure coincidence. We are deeply surprised at how many GameStops are still open. Tell us your fav Pokemon and Zelda...

Just when you thought computer components couldn't cost more, they can. Konami does Americana better than American devs. We all benefit when everyone gets to tell their story. We found the coziest of cozy games! What makes a cozy game? (Dark Souls we are looking in your direction) Our Sonic expert tells us the best and worst of Sonic games. Come play with us!

Please be careful driving on mountain roads. Robert gets a Switch 2 for Christmas! Robert cannot shut up about Look Outside. 2025 was the year of Kart racing. Tech and Gaming trends for 2026. Come play with us!

We know you want our TGA opinions! Robert's nemesis won nothing! Robert hates Persona 5! (mobile) The Alters box art looks like a frat photo. GTA VI is never coming out. Come play with us!

Why is the Tekken guy leaving (we speculate a lot)? Robert loves Angeline Era! Is Kingdom Hearts II the hardest JRPG? What makes a good easy mode? Come play with us!

Metroid Prime 4 and Metroid: Other M are basically the same game (according to Metacritic). Shovel Knight developer, Yacht Club Games in danger of being buried. Robert gets a foil item in Path of Exile that is actually super rare and useful? What's going on?! Stop using game names as genre titles! Now come play our Cthulhu-like. Be sure to check out our Videogame Advent Calendar series on Youtube...

Tim Sweeney is Team AI! To the shock of absolutely no one.  We talk about Rogan Gaming's opinions on what some indie games say about you. Robert presents an RPG game mechanic that NEEDS to make a comeback! Robert tries to predict the next trend in RPGs Come play with us!

Some games Robert is looking forward to: Inazuma Eleven Victory Road Reanimal: If Ghibli made a horror film. (Robert knows how to say junket correctly, he just chooses not to.) Dispatch sparks a discussion about episodic games.  How desperate/stupid is Gamestop?? Come play with us!