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XBOX: Without our employees or game devs we will entertain a billion people a everyday!  There is a lot more talk about gambling than you are expecting.  Goodbye Mario Kart Tour, someone will miss you. Robert liked Aliens (late to that party) so he sought out the videogame. How long does it take to de-noob yourself in different video games? Come play with us!  

I am sure Netflix will not mismanage the Persona live-action series, right? RIGHT!?!? Robert is super excited for Metroid Ravenous! Chaos at XBOX. Trouble at Sony. How much could one console cost, Michael, $1000? Even Evercade is scoring off of Sony! Come play with us!

The Steam Machine (not a cleaning appliance btw) is the most expensive console ever! Bandai Namco Studios makes a profit! If you want a chaos emerald, $800 please! A lot of physical-copies-only bros are suddenly good with digital.  Star Fox is here and Robert really wants you to know about it! Come play with us!

Robert tells you everything he knows about Resident Evil. There will be a test. Microsoft nonsense. Embargo dates aren’t just for game releases anymore. Evo attendance down, to the surprise of no one. I thought we all agreed NFTs are terrible. Star Fox day is almost here! Do a barrel roll to celebrate! You are missing out on the most clever, imaginative platformer Nintendo has put out in years. Co...

Mina the Hollower hits 500,000 games sold! We were on tenterhooks waiting to know what color Persona 6 would be. Of course we discuss the Ocarina of Time news.  Thumb War: the video game we didn't know we needed.  For a game we aren't buying, we talk about GTA 6 sooo much! Come play with us!

We NEEDED to dress our non-existent cat as a King Slime. Is there any way that GTA 6 can meet or exceed financial expectations? DMCA takedowns shouldn't be automated. God of War is a girlie game! Tomb Raider used AI but, of course, only in the just and pure of heart way. No one wants to release games in November?! Come play with us!

Happy Dragon Quest Day to all who celebrate! Is Dragon Quest going Sci-Fi? How is his neck too long? What is up with that? Warning: This episode has more nipple talk than the average, but it comes up organically. HoYoverse is evil, let us explain how. Come play with us!

The French game industry is low-key imploding. Rare Sony and Alamo Drafthouse collab. Where are the preorders for GTA 6??? Forza 6 isn't Japanese enough? We can thank a bad DM for Shin Megami Tensei. There is a wealth of new game riches. Come play with us!

Get your Switch 2 before prices go up, up, up! If Housemarque closes its all Robert's fault. So what if ChatGPT but it's a DQ slime? Diet coke or invade Iran? The choice is yours. Nobody: Steam Controller: *screams into the abyss* Come play with us.

Hey Gamestop, what's new with you? Atari acquires the rights to Wizardry, sort of, probably, perhaps. Is the Resident Evil movie Resident Evil enough? It never snows in Raccoon City! The Dead Trigger Movie grossed how much?!?! Come play with us!

Sony DRM drama! Where is the Star fox game that the leaker promised us?! Unknown illumination/Nintendo project slated for 2028. (Animal Crossing???) Resident Evil movie with none of those pesky cannon characters (phew, dodged a bullet there). Github loves that AI money! Join us for the history of Dragon Quest 11 by Robert.  Xbox is hurting Robert's feelings.  Resident Evil INSANITY MODE!!! Come pl...

The flagship Sanrio Games offering is so on brand. Bluesky is obsessed with Moon Child.  You could probably buy a lot of marijuana with $420.69. Shuhei Yoshida spills the Sony tea. Age verification - Won't somebody think of the children?! Come play with us!

Do you like dinosaur-zombie monsters? Ground Zero has got you.  Finally, another game with a vending machine in your party.  Expensive things that Robert would never own but is amused by. Mamdani drops the ball on the blue shell.  Shockingly, Robert is not a fan of Conker's Bad Fur Day. Come play with us!

Don't post the interview if you didn't interview anyone! Star Trek tried to teach us about AI and we didn't listen! Robert explains the stock market. Some GTA 6 fans have very tender feelings (and they might need a nap). Who will be in the Elden Ring movie (that Robert is aggressively not interested in)? Come play with us!

These people aren't being fired because they're bad, it's because of greed. You see how that's worse, right?! The Fox McCloud backdoor pilot movie opened. We hear it's good.  Indio is going subscription based, can't wait to see how that works out for everyone. The Playstation is price adjusting and it's so not in your favor.  Look Outside gets even more disturbing, YAY! Come play with us!  

Epic is firing people but it's OK because they are talented. Nintendo is discounting digital games? The House of Mouse disses AI. It costs how much to make a game in America? Welcome Miners and Crafters to the theme park of your dreams! Come play with us!

Surprise addition to The Switch 2. Has it been long enough that the Challenger accident is funny? (nope.) Double Fine can't do anything even relatively straightforward. Messy shipping drama for Capcom. Come play with us!

Nintendo out cozy games Nintendo.  Just treat voice actors fairly, c'mon guys! Is the PS6 coming? Ever? (no, the answer is probably no) Is the Xbox winging its way to the place where consoles are eternally blessed? Ray tracing makes Robert use his mad voice. Come play with us!

Games are basically free the more you play them - it's gamer math! Pokémon Pokopia sounds fun, but Robert doesn't share well. That's why we have 3 Switches. John Wick's angel puppy? Parkour but with trains? Blue Prince out on Switch 2? Sounds like a Nintendo Indie Direct! You can tell the game industry is healthy because Highguard cost a gazillion dollars and is already shutting down. Lost & F...

Happy Resident Evil Requiem day to all who celebrate! Eurogamer layoffs Paramount complained to daddy and now gets to buy Warner Brothers (@!#?@! Warner Brothers). Generative AI is now head of XBOX. When AI has taken all the jobs, how will people get money to buy the AI products? Ashes of Creation is a complete @!#?@!-show. Come play with us!

Housemarque is the only remaining PS5 developer that Robert stans. The Jurassic Park game sounds oddly eclectic. Robert loves Reanimal (you know, for the most part). Players are furious (meaning barely inconvenienced), by disintegrating (showing some wear) analog sticks.  If you use a 3DS, are you really using the analog stick? Come play with us!  

Apparently indie studios don't need staff anymore. Robert LOVES games sales figures. Play James Bond before he was cool.  If you can't get parts, you can't make new consoles.  When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Come play with us!

FF VII remake trilogy is playing Switch 2 catch up. A student falling in a hole and fighting dinosaurs is the game we didn't know we needed. Robert's workstation gives us clues to his psyche. Are platformers devoid of stories? What defines a simulation game? (we are not able to answer this) We should only remake bad games, like Dragon Quest VII. Come play with us! 

Taipei game show edition. Conventions have to be too loud, it's a federal law, not just a state thing.  When you see VII with a "re" word you're gonna make some assumptions. Resident Evil Requiem works well on the Switch 2, and shouts of joy were heard in the streets.  Lego, why you don't like Pikachu? Come play with us!     

Metroid is getting a new producer. Warning: If you randomly take money from players, someone will inevitably notice.  How can Ubisoft lay off a bunch of people without saying that they are??? "Is it weird for flowers to talk?" Yes, yes it is.  Is a Tamagotchi a videogame? Jeff, (can I call you Jeff?) are you really expecting this to work? Come play with us! Stay safe and stay sane.