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RIP Patrick Stewart. You will be missed. FYI: Best Wishes is an inappropriate thing to say to people who have lost a loved one.  210 GB is really not too much to ask of a true fan.  Robert teaches us what 'stupid hit boxes are'. In honor of Halloween, the theme for our game is monsters. Clearly, Robert has made the producer mad somehow because he was supposed to guess Husk (Panda = PVZ zombie). Co...

Robert's Mass Effect prediction has manifested.  It's amazing what you can do with e-readers.  Fortnite disappoints once again.  Is Obi Wan Kenobi a furry in his spare time? We may never know.  Both of our VG characters (Snow Villers and Miles Prower) have last names. LAST NAMES! What kind of prompt is that? Do you know how many characters have last names??? /end rant Come play with us!

Fire Emblem DLC, you're doing too much! AI agents≠number of hours played. Epic≠Steam Cooking Mama and KIrby are guessed so easily that the producer is displeased.  Robert LOVES Tenebris Somnia! We, at Zeboyd, would like to sincerely apologize to the country of Argentina and its citizens. We have no idea what was wrong with Robert at the time of the incident, and want to make it clear he meant no h...

Restructuring at Paramount and Warner Bros (F*** Warner Bros). XP is a dumb name for a division with malintent toward videogames.  Robert encourages hackers to mess with new AI game.  Robert finally crafted his special staff! Yay! And he has a new amulet! Gold star! The dorky lead in Resident Evil leads us into a very strange discussion about L and Light. Its amazing how fast your mind hides all R...

New Starfox Multiplayer stuff (that Robert doesn't need because he doesn't like playing with others)! Robert really loves talking about Persona! Are Gears of War: E-Day devs going to be fired to avoid bonuses? We cannot avoid the Jacob Geller news. Robert has a hard time guessing Lunar Princess Ranni (Renna) despite OBVIOUS clues. Come play with us!

If there is no game in the GTA 6 special edition, then what edition is special? Robert has terrible luck picking Kickstarters to back. You can't go wrong switching developers in the middle of development.  Are your loading screens too short? We can fix that with ads! We play guess the character, Robert is adept guessing Mommy, and Panda fails at guessing Amy Rose. Come play with us!

Dragon Quest hits big sales milestone. Robert is pleased. The most popular character in Resident Evil according to fans is Elza Walker! (JK its Leon) Do Resident Evil fans have a sense of humor? We play a game that gets a little chaotic.  Robert is trying to make a staff in POE but is failing. Silly Robert.  Come play with us!

Smell-o-vision upsetting to REAL gamers. KOJIMAAAAAA! Steam data leak has brought great joy to our household.  What else would the Legend of Zelda movie be called??? Bestselling videogame of the year: Meccha Chameleon! Can you marry a shelf? Come play with us!

We watch the splooshy Resident Evil trailer. How many times can we say playability in one podcast? If Aeris isn't alive, what's the point? If buying isn't owning... Come play with us!

(Videogame is one word, I will die on this hill!) Brutal Legend was free for 666 minutes. Does anyone stan AI? Do you think the GTA VI leaker is pleased? Finally a game where you can sunbathe! Robert got stuff in POE that is like finding a mirror (btw that's rare).  

More talk of GTA VI, hang those who talk of less! Switch sales survived the price increase. Are Playstation and Japan dunzo? Can you retract a release date? (yes, yes you can) Digital controller talk makes Robert sad. Come play with us!

Saber CEO's BFF Claude wrote a statement for him.  Tutorial on how to ignore specific publishers on Steam.  Limiters are for your (and your hardware's) own good. Meccha Chameleon sells a bajillion copies.  Come play with us.

Release a successful game, straight to jail! Roblox user count is down! YAY! How small can an art exhibit be and still be worth it? Guns are now weapons of the fist, apparently. We are on day 15 of the POE Cthulhu watch. He still isn't there.  Come play with us!

Apparently CEO is the MOST integral part of game dev. Who knew? Robert is still on R'lyeh watch in the new POE league. The internet is the ultimate video game skill equalizer. How many hours should you wait for a game to get fun? Obligatory GTA VI mention. Come play with us!

Assassins Creed's numbers made us all believe again.  Xbox sold less than 100 consoles in Japan last week, that's bad. Where in your house do you keep your ammo?  POE is at the bottom of the ocean. Will we get to meet THE Cthulhu? The problem is not that Laufey is a woman, its that she isn't a guy. Come play with us!

What is the point of over inflating GTA 6 pre-orders? If GTA 6 sells a bajillion copies, won't there need to be a bajillion consoles? New POE update is water based but doesn't have fishing?!?! What a ripoff! Game discs can hold 200MB+ Robert is a reformed Nintendo console warrior! Come play with us!

XBOX: Without our employees or game devs we will entertain a billion people a everyday!  There is a lot more talk about gambling than you are expecting.  Goodbye Mario Kart Tour, someone will miss you. Robert liked Aliens (late to that party) so he sought out the videogame. How long does it take to de-noob yourself in different video games? Come play with us!  

I am sure Netflix will not mismanage the Persona live-action series, right? RIGHT!?!? Robert is super excited for Metroid Ravenous! Chaos at XBOX. Trouble at Sony. How much could one console cost, Michael, $1000? Even Evercade is scoring off of Sony! Come play with us!

The Steam Machine (not a cleaning appliance btw) is the most expensive console ever! Bandai Namco Studios makes a profit! If you want a chaos emerald, $800 please! A lot of physical-copies-only bros are suddenly good with digital.  Star Fox is here and Robert really wants you to know about it! Come play with us!

Robert tells you everything he knows about Resident Evil. There will be a test. Microsoft nonsense. Embargo dates aren’t just for game releases anymore. Evo attendance down, to the surprise of no one. I thought we all agreed NFTs are terrible. Star Fox day is almost here! Do a barrel roll to celebrate! You are missing out on the most clever, imaginative platformer Nintendo has put out in years. Co...

Mina the Hollower hits 500,000 games sold! We were on tenterhooks waiting to know what color Persona 6 would be. Of course we discuss the Ocarina of Time news.  Thumb War: the video game we didn't know we needed.  For a game we aren't buying, we talk about GTA 6 sooo much! Come play with us!

We NEEDED to dress our non-existent cat as a King Slime. Is there any way that GTA 6 can meet or exceed financial expectations? DMCA takedowns shouldn't be automated. God of War is a girlie game! Tomb Raider used AI but, of course, only in the just and pure of heart way. No one wants to release games in November?! Come play with us!

Happy Dragon Quest Day to all who celebrate! Is Dragon Quest going Sci-Fi? How is his neck too long? What is up with that? Warning: This episode has more nipple talk than the average, but it comes up organically. HoYoverse is evil, let us explain how. Come play with us!

The French game industry is low-key imploding. Rare Sony and Alamo Drafthouse collab. Where are the preorders for GTA 6??? Forza 6 isn't Japanese enough? We can thank a bad DM for Shin Megami Tensei. There is a wealth of new game riches. Come play with us!

Get your Switch 2 before prices go up, up, up! If Housemarque closes its all Robert's fault. So what if ChatGPT but it's a DQ slime? Diet coke or invade Iran? The choice is yours. Nobody: Steam Controller: *screams into the abyss* Come play with us.