Your Internet Boyfriends

Mark coaches Denis on how to cruise the streets of London while Denis encounters a very crotchy and very toothless waiter. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinter...

Mark reveals a secret Your Internet Boyfriends photoshoot while Denis discusses laying in bed with Mark for a couple of hours. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.youri...

Denis reveals the chaotic experience of Lisa meeting his family. Mark gives Denis tips on how to spice up things in the bedroom. Yes, in the same episode. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and eve...

Mark has a celebrity encounter in a sauna while Denis finds an ingenious way of getting much needed antibiotics. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfrie...

A podcast first as Denis gets attacked by a beast in the studio and Mark hangs out with the Irish ambassador at Pride London. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourin...

The time has finally come: this week, the lads are off on a holiday. Mark gives tips on mingling with the locals, and Denis relives his family caravan days. Plus, we hear some of your holiday stories! Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episo...

This week, Mark's all dressed up for a special meeting, and Denis has to give Lisa some bad news. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted...

This week, Mark arrives tanned, moisturised and proudly showing his knees, while Denis immediately questions whether the glow is “Ballybunion or just a bit dirty.” From there, the lads get into the great mustache divide — listeners love it, Lisa hates it, and Denis is stuck trimming it down to a 1. Then the big question: do either of them actually have a type? Mark insists he’s “pick-and-mix,” Den...

This week, Mark and Denis cover everything from awkward Grindr encounters to the strange social rules of London transport. Mark finds out he has actual stalkers watching him in public buildings (“I can see you”), Denis fields increasingly unhinged Instagram DMs, and both of them try to understand why people apply full glam on the 8:15 bus. They also get into: the woman who did a full outfit change...

This week, Denis is crocked with a back injury and Mark is robbed by a pigeon. Plus, the lads decide it's time to start saving the planet... one bee at a time. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets an...

This week, the lads chat about Mark's trip to Belgium and Denis searches in vain for the perfect (or indeed, any) pair of jeans. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.you...

This week, Denis finds some empathy for millionaires and Mark is hungry for fame no matter what it takes (but mainly by getting on I Kissed a Boy). Plus, the lads reveal their oldest lovers. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every...

This week, Mark is back from Fringe with some recommendations and Denis accidentally joins the cast of Springwatch. Plus, the lads chat about Hadrian's twenty twinks. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tic...

The lads are up at the crack of dawn (9 am) this week, with new haircuts in tow. Mark takes Denis's advice on meal prep and Denis has a tribute for the world's (formerly) oldest woman. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursd...

This week, Mark arrives glowing with five layers of suncream after climbing 111 tube-station steps for the sake of his shorts, while Denis recounts the horror of being fully stuck in a lift. From there, they spiral into the true gauntlet of modern life: helping Irish parents with online banking. Denis spends six and a half hours trying to get his dad to charge an old phone, open an app, ignore the...

What starts as a chat about birthdays and forest bathing quickly becomes: Mark revisiting his childhood obsession with Radio Kerry’s late-night “Love Zone,” Denis trying to understand how a 10-year-old ended up under the duvet listening to “The Way You Look Tonight,” a full breakdown of Mark’s week of sickness, snuffles, lozenges, ginger shots and… tummy incidents, and the stress of giving tours a...

This week, the lads are reviewing some starkly different movies and Mark talks moustache maintenance. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hos...

This week, Mark and Denis settle into their very blue new studio complete with TV3 morning-show energy and catch up on a surprisingly dramatic few days. Denis arrives with big news: after last week’s accident, Lisa finally got the X-ray… and came out wearing the full medical boot. Meanwhile, Mark reveals he once kept hospital crutches under his bed “for attention,” so the lads compare childhood in...

This week, Denis arrives breathless after Lisa catastrophically injures her foot trying to hang a lampshade and somehow still insists on going to work like a post-office Terminator. Mark shares his NHS survival hacks, Denis discovers the healing power of frozen edamame, and the lads debate whether A&E is ever truly worth the eight-hour wait. From there, things escalate: the great Homeware Heist of...

This week, Denis arrives giddy, sun-damp and wearing linen trousers he absolutely regrets - while Mark attempts to process the rage he now feels toward wealthy London toddlers who casually order ramen. From fancy prams to £10 baby cheesecakes, the lads spiral into the politics of poshies and why rich youngsters make Denis irrationally upset. We also cover: emergency moisturiser, rain-ruined hair a...

This week, the lads chat about Mark's love of Japan, explore the very innocent health benefits of pineapples and mull a run for President of Ireland. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everythi...

What starts as a simple chat about the warm weekend turns into: Denis discovering the logistics of dark rooms, Mark explaining bin bags, nudity, and cloakroom wristbands, and why Denis would absolutely panic if someone lost his bag. We also cover the Paddy Daddy t-shirt that’s definitely too small, balloon-jeans diplomacy, girls’ holidays, London’s sudden summer thirst, the world’s largest cat, an...

Your Internet Boyfriends are back — and somehow covering childhood food trauma, STI clinics, cats with the strength of grown men, and papal politics all in one episode. Denis dives into his after-school habits (entire packets of chocolate digestives dipped in milk), stories of orange fish, water stew, and a mother who believed cooking was “part recipe, part magic.” We also get: Mark’s week-long me...

This week, Denis and Mark cover a frankly wild range of topics: from hanging around in trendy Dalston bathrooms to the secret political world of bin-sharing Irish neighbours. Denis survives the worst job of his life - emptying a year-old mystery soup from the shared wheelie bin while Mark explains how the Griffins next door have turned bin night into a diplomatic summit. We also get into: being re...

Denis has started a brand-new skincare regime (four bottles, one eye serum, and zero idea what anything does). Mark reveals his former life getting discounted Botox from a mysterious gay friend named “George.” And together they unpack the gay economy - plumbers, haircuts, taxis, and the occasional cup of tea. We also cover: how to apply eye cream without ruining your face the danger of hyaluronic...