Your Internet Boyfriends

Denis opens this week's episode with a chilling story about ice cubes and a straight man. Mark meanwhile tries to evade all questions about his Pride escapades and men sliding around the floor. They also discuss: Scarves around things Gimme More gay awakening Wheelie Twinks A lot of people from Spain screaming Is Denis AI? The gusher Mark off the drink Homosexualist Starkly different weekends: How...

This week, the podcast is literally heating up so Denis asks Mark what temperature do two grown men simply become too hot for a bed? All before Denis forces Mark to reveal a shocking secret. In this episode: Spitting on croissants Choosing bananas Denis' assets blocking the wind Sitting in a chair doing absolutely nothing Wrapping yourselves in dressing gowns while eating grapes and cheese Learn m...

The second part of Your Internet Boyfriends Go Deep… On Tip Toe sees Denis and Mark share personal experiences and address the part social media plays in dividing communities. They also tackle Tip Toe’s horrifying final episode examining how it’s not as “unrealistic” as some might think. Switchboard: 0800 0119100 and hello@switchboard.lgbt Samaritans: 116 123 Mermaids: 0808 801 0400 and text SHOUT...

In this first episode Denis and Mark share their reactions to the series, the context the show is set against, as well as their favourite moments. They also introduce their special guest, friend and journalist Alastair James, and touch on the negative responses to Tip Toe. Switchboard: 0800 0119100 and hello@switchboard.lgbt Samaritans: 116 123 Mermaids: 0808 801 0400 and text SHOUT to 85258 Galop...

Mark reveals how a tattoo in a very intimate location was briefly mistaken for something incredibly offensive, while Denis completely loses it when Mark admits the one name he’d most like to call out passionately in the middle of the night. As if that wasn’t enough, the boys also realise they’ve somehow forgotten to record 25 minutes of the podcast and attempt a frantic reconstruction of what was...

This week Mark takes on heterosexual interior design, while Denis accidentally overhears a private conversation between Mark and producer Dec about “flipping” that raises more questions than answers. The boys also chat about: Chemsex panel discussions Taking drugs and dancing An unexpectedly romantic afternoon The best yet Shopping at Next Sticks coming out of cups of water Pussy willow Lo-fi beat...

To celebrate Pride, Mark and Denis organise a speed-kissing event and create a parade float lined with straight men for Denis. Naturally, the conversation then takes an unexpected turn towards clubs with some very unusual rules. We also chat about: Arsenal winning the league Men being starved for complements Listeners confusing who is the straight one Handsome priests in Malta Sign up for bonus ep...

Mark reveals he actually made his tv debut on Domestic Divas - where they forced him to mess up his house then clean it again. Denis forgets to put on his shoes, eats three whole mackerel and is craving the juice from a tin of pears. He might be pregnant. They also chat about: Denis' odd socks Watching a man sleep, up and down Trans masc climbing rocks A dentist giving Mark thrush Hair turning int...

This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, the boys ask the question nobody was prepared for: what would Denis do if he woke up in Mark’s body for 24 hours… and what exactly would Mark do if he was inside Denis for a day? The boys also chat about: Percy Pigs The number 69 Eating pizza in bed Tracking loved ones Weird relationship habits Trust, paranoia and phone locations Learn more about your ad choi...

This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, Denis discovers a term from the gay community that completely sends him into a spiral, while Mark accidentally reveals that his dating radius is suspiciously similar to his daily commute. We also talk about: Their Sold Out gig (again!) The Mark-er-loo line Women leaving and coming back to Denis Denis living his best straight life The local elections results a...

This week, Denis reveals the painful truth behind his injured ahem while Mark reminisces about growing up as a deeply theatrical Irish child performing Avril Lavigne songs for unsuspecting neighbours. The boys chat about straight dads in the 90s, the pressure of babysitting an 8-month-old, toy tractors and Big Big Loader nostalgia, school crushes, transition year lads, and Madonna telling the gays...

A gay man and a straight man discuss why women wear tights and confidently get it all wrong. Mark also brings up his strong opinions on the London Marathon while Denis tries to breathe some positive vibes into the studio before taking aim at Irish BBQ culture. We also chat about: Poking out through fishnets Loos in London What the heat does to people Sitting on grass in the summer Learn more about...

Mark and Denis make their television debut on Ireland AM where they meet their gay straight match Alan and Tommy. Then Mark parades Denis through Dublin on an extensive tour of the hot spots of Mark's life. We also chat about: Lisa nearly running off with another man Raw dogging it on a bus to Donegal Breakfast with colleagues Hotel irons ruining your clothes Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Mark may have caused absolute commotion in corporate Dublin after performing at an LGBT work lunch and accidentally slipping into material that was definitely not built for a daytime setting. The lads also talk about their debut TV appearance and why bourbon creams are the superior biscuit and does anyone know what a thick tea is? This episode also features mothers and fame to tractors, farmers an...

While at a wedding, Denis takes a detour to a lovely beach in Sitges where clothes are optional. Mark meanwhile receives some disturbing messages from superfans. This week we'll also chat about: Vegan weddings Girlfriend meeting the friends Birdwatching Double jointed thumbs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, things spiral immediately from sleep deprivation to one of the most unhinged stories the podcast has ever told. Mark is running on three hours of sleep after a chaotic night out (cheers to the clocks going forward), dragging himself through work while barely functioning. But that’s nothing compared to what’s coming… The boys get into: Mark’s Strava scandal —...

It finally happened, Mark nearly ruined the podcast by pushing it too far. He showed Denis something by accident... if only Denis' girlfriend wasn't sitting in the chair next to them when it happened. You're lucky there is an episode this week. This episode we also chat about: The Blue Pill Naked Butlers Pot Noodles in Ubers Pink suitcases This podcast is hosted by the Headstuff Podcast Network Le...

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Mark and Denis are moving studio and have big news to go with it. They're pregnant. No, not yet but they have been scooped up by a big podcast network so its all go and its tipping Mark over the edge. Plus they delve into the Manosphere, Jesse Buckleys big win and the great easter egg debate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After an incredible live podcast show, Denis’ family arrives in London… which quickly turns into multiple dinners, menu complaints, chicken nuggets diplomacy, and Mark finally meeting Denis’ mother (who may now prefer him to Denis). Meanwhile Mark escapes to Madrid for tapas, drag shows, and making new friends on a night out — before reality hits on the way home with delayed flights, drunken airpo...

Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards. After that, we spiral through: Electric taxis making us feel...

We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep in a Matrix conspiracy spiral. This week we get into: Wet-look hair trauma and Brillcream flashbacks Mark’s four-and-a-half-hour Gatwick disaster featuring a landslide and a confused German family Gy...

This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready. Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very importan...

This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London. Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts. We chat: red flags in dating, friendships and general life Valentine’s Day pressure vs “j...

Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist. Mark hosted his school friends in London with military-level scheduling, theatre trips, drag shows and emotional moments watching dads with one night of freedom rediscover nightlife. We chat: – stag weekends vs hens we...