Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

In our 50th episode, we review Titanic with special guest Laura Taylor!   Fun fact: in the original cut, after Jack screams "I'm the king of the world!", there was a shot of King Neptune saying "Oh yeah?" while rubbing his hands together malevolently.    Thank you to our Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Amy Parman, Joshua Nicholson and Jonathan Day for never le...

This week, we look at a movie that, if the Internet is to be believed, is IMPOSSIBLE to enjoy due to its scientific inaccuracies: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids .   Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and Ghost in the Burbs!   If you'd like to become unshrunken, normal sized patrons like them, please support us on Patreon at patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot...

This week, we look at a movie that, if the Internet is to be believed, is IMPOSSIBLE to enjoy due to its scientific inaccuracies: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids .   Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and Ghost in the Burbs!   If you'd like to become unshrunken, normal sized patrons like them, please support us on Patreon at patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot...

Today, we look back on Home Improvement, the story of a strong wife and her sons living under the constant threat of electrocution, flooding and fire by living with a man drunk on his own machismo and the tutelage of an unseen mentor named Wilson.   Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and Ghost in the Burbs!   If you'd like to crank up the power like the...

Ghost tells the story of two white, rich, young people whose love traverses the void betwixt this life and the next.   Or something.   Also the ghost solves a mystery.   Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and Ghost in the Burbs!   If you'd like to mold the clay of creativity along with them, please support us on Patreon at patreon.com/yourinnerchildisan...

Today, we look back on Sister Act 2 , a movie that had one job: come up with a believable reason that Whoopi would have to hide her identity again.    Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and Ghost in the Burbs!   If you'd like to be dope and not whack like them, please support us on Patreon at patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot ! 

Today, we look at Sister Act, a movie whose fun Catholicism made Damon question his atheism and whose FRIGGIN' CUT Harvey Keitel made DJ question his heterosexuality!   Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan McIntyre, Jonathon Day and Joshua Nicholson!   If you'd like to follow them wherever they may go, please support us on Patreon at patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot ! 

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's an adaptation of Superman that doesn't wallow in abject misery!   Damon & DJ review 1978's Superman , starring Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder and Gene Hackman.    Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan McIntyre, Jonathon Day and Joshua Nicholson!   If you'd also like to be upstanding citizens fighting for truth, justice and the YICIAI way, please support us...

Damon and DJ review this new holiday classic and the bizarre human courting rituals displayed within. 

Watch as a young boy fulfills every kid's dream to fly around in a silver clam-shaped spaceship and make pals with an annoying alien robot with the voice of Pee-Wee Herman. Damon and DJ review 1986's Flight of the Navigator. 

Join Damon and DJ as they review this classic tale of a half-man/half-crocodile who tears a trail of destruction through the Australian Outback and then moves on to devour New York City.     Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski star in 1986's "Crocodile" Dundee.

We look back on the movie that had everyone saying "They're heeeeeere," which was really funny the first few times: Poltergeist.

This week, we look back on a movie about an alien hunting Special Ops soldiers for sport, of which, the most unrealistic aspect is an Austrian guy named "Dutch."   Damon and DJ review Predator , starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

If you ever needed another lesson on why chaining your little brother up in the basement is a bad idea, this movie is it. Damon and DJ review The Goonies. 

Former future Mrs. JC Chasez and former future Mrs. Taylor Hanson look back on boy bands of the 90s.

If you were waiting for a sexualized version of a child ghost, has 1995 got good news for you!   Damon and special guest host LT watch Casper. 

At its heart, The Sandlot is about a ragtag team of baseball fans squatting on a piece of prime multi-use real estate in their home town. Property values in the surrounding area would be negatively affected, ushering in the end of America's golden age.   THANKS A LOT KIDS. ENJOY YOUR GAME.

Damon and DJ watched the new Independence Day: Resurgence -- otherwise known as ID4:2:R. And they did it for you. For America. 

Love America, but hate its landmarks? HAVE WE GOT THE MOVIE FOR YOU!   Damon and DJ review the 1996 classic Independence Day starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman and Randy Quaid. 

After what should have been a lengthy malpractice suit against the butcher that reset his broken arm, some kid instead makes it to the major leagues.   But for the Cubs, though. 

This week we find ourselves torn between who is the bigger villain: the socially conservative Republican Senator, or the manipulative son of a gay couple. It's a tough call. Robin Williams, Nathan Lane and Gene Hackman star in The Birdcage. 

We all remember The Warner Brothers (and The Warner Sister)!!! And Pinky and The Brain!!! And The ... Goodfeathers? And the...uhhhh...Hip Hippos?!?

Join our hosts as they revisit this coming-of-age tale and discuss their own voyages of self-discovery, DJ's history as a hitman and that period of time when Jamie Lee Curtis lived in a camper in front of Damon's house.

In this mini-episode, Damon and DJ have more to say about Teen Wolf. Just like you were hoping. 

Wolves are known for being nocturnal pack hunters, fiercely territorial and metaphors for puberty.   In this episode we re-review 1985's Teen Wolf starring Michael J. Fox.