Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

This week, we look at Tremors, a movie where the floor isn't technically lava, but it's the same gist. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/yo...

"You successfully made a charming fish-out-of-water comedy where the cute, rich, blonde girl is considered an underdog?" "What? Like it's hard?" Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbN...

Happy birthday, America! Remember when the worst thing that could happen to you is that Nic Cage made an adventure movie about you? Simpler times. Special thanks to Jackson Eppley for our semiquinncentennial theme song! Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: ht...

Yes, they eat the tomatoes. Someone also eats human flesh. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our...

Sisterrrrrrs are doin' it for themselllllves! "It," in this application, is "kidnapping and fraud." Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-...

This week we look back on 1975's Jaws. When Roy Scheider said his famous line ("By gum, look at them chompers!"), we were exhilarated as if it were the first time. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NH...

This week, we stem the rose and look back on 'Brokeback Mountain.' Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank yo...

This week we watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch, which conclusively discovered, through research and copious double-blind studies, the origin of love. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUv...

Three singular sensations Every little punch they make! Three thrilling combinations Every kick that they take! Three roundhouse kicks and suddenly nobody else will do! You know you'll never be lonely with you know who. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: ht...

This week, we watch 1989's She-Devil, a movie about sisterrrrrrrrrrrs doing it for themselllllllves!  Please note: "it" here is "destroying a man's life and livelihood." Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ...

Visualize, valued listeners, a world wherein voters of a veritable world power validated and voted in a vehemently Christo-nationalist, violently authoritarian government in the volatile vacuum following a viral pandemic. Verily…CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE!?! Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is...

The 90s dark comedy about multiple murders in Minnesota. …No, the other one. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot...

"That was the tardy bell! 'Truant! Truant! Truant!' they'll all say!" Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank...

"There's a saying in Missouri: 'If you don't like the weather just wait five minutes.' In Blaine, with hard work, I think we can get that down to three or four minutes." Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ...

This Presidents Day, let's just pretend someone else is president. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank yo...

Finally a story we can connect with: charming people in sweaters watching the same movies over and over. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/...

Welcome to the Uncanny Valley! You live here now. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons...

Turns out you can do an entire episode inside The Problematic Corner™. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Than...

Oliver Rose is a successful lawyer who works for congresspeople. Barbara is a caterer with a love of foie gras. Let's watch them tear each other apart. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxF...

After leaving his partner, Bullwinkle, back in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, a flying squirrel goes it alone in the amateur boxing circuit. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And t...

This week, we look back at Fright Night, where an 80s suburb is thrown into turmoil and disarray when a gay metaphor moves in! Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: ht...

Death: it comes for us all. But if it wanted you to die in a very specific way, and you wriggle out of it, SO HELP ME GOD… Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https:...

This week we look back on 'Masters of the Universe,' a movie that built a huge Castle Greyskull set, and then realized that most movies have two, even three, sets! Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NH...

Let's watch an average size woman spiral into disordered eating and disordered…love. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-...

We finally answer the question: are we meant to find Candy Kong attractive?  Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot...