Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

Babies need sitting! And when I tell you these girls can sit: THEY CAN SIT.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ   Thank you to...

Albert Collins. T-Bone Walker. B.B. King. Muddy Waters. Elizabeth Shue.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ   Thank you to thes...

Today, we look sack on Laballinth, a fanutsy film starring Jennifer Crotchelly and David Bulgey—sorry, Bowie.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxz...

Far be it from us to contradict a movie up front like this, but kids, tell Mom the babysitter's dead.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGn...

This week, we're — what was that? — we're looking back on — oh c'mon! — looking back on Capcom's Mega—COME ON!!! I JUMPED!!!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCk...

Gotta know that body to guard that body.   Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ     Thank you to these Patrons for being the Frank Fa...

Baseball. The crack of the bat. The smell of the mitt. The touch of the dust. The taste of the umpire. The aura of the ball. The disappointment of your father's fetid corpse.   Thank you to these Patrons for easing our pain:  T. Smith, Lindsey Nell, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, The Zesty, Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicho...

Sandy Bullz stumbles upon the evil cyber terrorist group, The Praetorians. They want to: 1. Infiltrate the government's secure files. 2. ????? 3. Profit.   Thank you to these Patrons for hacking into the mainframe and rerouting the encryption code:  T. Smith, Lindsey Nell, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, The Zesty, Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jer...

DJ told Damon that he'd fight for him, lie for him, walk the wire for him, and, naturally, die for him. But Damon insisted on maintaining social distancing.   This week, we look back on Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.   Thank you to these Patrons for taking from the rich and giving to us:  Lindsey Nell, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, The Zesty, Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Christine in...

Exactly how sexy is a 1994 Rick Moranis? Join DJ and special guest host LT as they watch Little Giants and find out.   Thank you to these Patrons for being the Icebox to our Junior: Lindsey Nell, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, The Zesty, Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Jonat...

Four children are magicked away to Level 6 in Super Mario Bros. 3 and are befriended by a Furry's nightmare and Lion-Jesus, in order to kill a monarchical hygge fanatic.   Thank you to these Patrons for being our personal Turkish Delights:  Lindsey Nell, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, The Zesty, Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy...

What does Mike Myers's career trajectory have to do with Natalie Wood's death? Surprisingly a lot!   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Thank you to these Patrons for putting up with our guff, Chet:  The Zesty South DaCanadian, Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa...

Oh you want a catchphrase-laden synopsis of Wayne's World? Shyeah right! As if!   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Thank you to these Patrons for coming back when we blow chunks:  Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jo...

In this episode, we finally investigate the Pagan origins of Saturnalia and Ernest P. Worrell's role in them.  Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode! Thank you to these Patrons for zooming in a little too close:  Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre...

Designing Women is a show about women who design. You can see this demonstrated because sometimes one of them is holding a book of fabric swatches.   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Thank you to these Patrons for being a friend:  Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Lar...

The Golden Girls is a show about finding new life, finding chosen families, starting new beginnings, bonding, friendship, and cheesecake. Also, Blanche is a slut.   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Thank you to these Patrons for being a friend:  Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson,...

Someone's murdering the beautiful and suspiciously twenty-five year old looking students in a California High School! Who? What? Where? How?!   Thank you to our Patrons keeping us in suspense, especially:  Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in...

This week we watched Matrix Revolutions and have all our questions... ...well... I mean, I don't want to say "answered" so much as "acknowledged."   Thank you to our Patrons without whom our lives would just be the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation. Special thanks to:  Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nic...

It's time to get Neo's groove back… AGAIN! Thank you to our Patrons without whom our lives would just be the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation. Special thanks to:  Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Manstrocity, Keaton...

What's clearest takeaway from a movie directed by two trans women with the most diverse cast of 1999? MAGA, apparently. Thank you to our Patrons without whom we'd be doomed to a life in our amniotic pods. Special thanks to:  Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost...

Be prepared... for some hot lion-on-lion action.    Thank you to our Patrons without whom we'd be exiled from the Pride Lands. Special thanks to: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Manstrocity, Keaton Ellis, Vincent Jorgensen, @SeeNerdRun,...

Join us as we look back on the movie about a man who ran across the continent, met three presidents, started a shrimping business, fought in Vietnam, founded the city of Detroit, established Republican nomineees' "Southern Strategy," invented the cantilever, planned Hannibal's crossing of the Alps, created the word "guesstimate," set down the basic elements of falconry, and drew the newspaper comi...

This week's movie is set on an airplane transport that transfers prisoners.   The plane in the movie is dubbed "The Jailbird."   "Jailbird" is slang for prisoners. It is a compound word made from "jail," a synonym for prison, and "bird," an animal many associate with flight.   The movie is titled "Con Air."   Thank you to our Patrons. We don't know how we'd live without you. Special thanks to: Jac...

You ever play a Mario game? That. Thank you to our Patrons for being the raccoon tail that somehow makes us fly, including: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Keaton Ellis, Vincent Jorgensen, @SeeNerdRun, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Wor...

Watch several traumatized children fight their parents' will and run from a horrifically abusive private investigator so that they can synergize with the multinational corporation Nintendo Co., Ltd.   Thank you to our Patrons for being the Power to our Glove, including: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd,...