Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

I don't know why / I chase you like I do. /  Tell me, who / can destroy my house as much as you?  So let's take each other's low fronts / and we'll swirl into the final F5. /  Mad about Twisters, baby. (hoo, hoo!).   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode! Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idi...

A show with a frank look at teenage life and a terrible read on Anne Frank.   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BH...

Mum's the word! No, but seriously, rate and review us in your preferred podcast app.   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ   Thank you to these Patrons for keeping it toit, e...

The only way this could be more Southern is if it were cast with penguins. Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ Thank you to these Patron...

Watch in wonder as James Spader nervously feeds a 5th Avenue bar to a space cow. Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ Thank you to these...

In the finale of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, we finally get the weird slow-motion Hobbit bed frolicking we all deserve.   Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?s...

The debate has raged for years: what are the two towers of the title? Is it Orthanc and Barad Dûr? Maybe Orthanc and Cirith Ungol? Perhaps Faramir's base in Ithilien is in the running?   In this week's episode we'll finally...barely address it.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts...

A hobbit attempts to make a return without a receipt.   Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ Thank you to these Patrons for joining us in...

We look back on 1977's 'The Hobbit': the ur-stoner road movie. Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ Thank you to these Patrons for going...

Watch a six-year-old, torn from the only family he's ever known, try to make his way back home. Along the way, he'll be chased by an obsessed woman, forced to live in a barn, and sold into slavery at a cruelly-run circus. Oh! And Cookie Monster!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcast...

Spidey's back, and this time...it's uneven, with a lot of shoehorned plots and characters.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ  ...

This time Spider-Man fights a scientist who's been driven mad, and is trying to rescue years of research through illegal activity and general terrorism. I know, I know! But THIS time, Spidey KNOWS the guy!   This episode brought to you by Juni Essentials sustainable bamboo toothbrushes. Go to https://juniessentials.com/ and enter the code INNERCHILD at check out for a 20% discount.   Find us at al...

In this episode, we look back on Spider-Man. No, not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Wait, go back one. Yeah, that one.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4...

Romance! Dancing! Abortion!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ   Thank you to these Patrons for having the time of their lives:...

Whites be whiting.  Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ Thank you to these Patrons for being excellent to each other: Particle Man, Heat...

Watch Arnold struggle through the holidays to secure an action figure of...*checks notes*... "Tuer-bow-mahn."   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzz...

It's like 'Speed' in a building!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ   Special thanks to Ben Hill for editing this episode!   Th...

Two guys break all metaphysical laws, overcome death, best Lucifer, and manipulate God Themself in order to win a regional Battle of the Bands.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/sh...

Two teenagers save civilization by barely passing History. Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ   Thank you to these Patrons for be...

London, 1895: attacks are on the rise. What kind of attacks? DRAC-ATTACKS.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ   Thank you to t...

Waaaait...was she a great big fat person?   ShE wAS a biIiigG gIrRrL, yEeesSSss sssIiIrRrrr!   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.sp...

After Curious George dies from a banana-borne bacteria, The Man in the Yellow Hat turns his talents to busting up organized crime.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH...

Part 2 of our IN-DEPTH HARD-HITTING coverage of Star Trek: The Next Generation with our friends from Into the Wormhole with Larissa & Lauren! Check out their amazing show here:  https://intothewormhole.show/ Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!  Find us at all the finest podcast places:  Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Appl...

"What is justice? Is it filing out the same harsh punishment no matter how minor the crime? Does fear truly create a free society? In the end, it makes you say, "Shut up, Wesley."   We are so excited to share this episode with our friends from Into the Wormhole with Larissa & Lauren! Check out their amazing show here: https://intothewormhole.show/   We had such a blast and so much to say that — mu...

If you read the Baby-Sitters Club books and thought they were great stories about girls who can't seem to stand each other, look the other way on statutory rape, and have sick rhymes about the central nervous system, HAVE WE GOT AN ADAPTATION FOR YOU.   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podc...