yesoffense
Yes Offense
Yes Offense is a comedy podcast, created and hosted by stand up comedian, Alex Tomaselli. Every week, Tomaselli and other comedians riff and rant about everything and anything going on in the world they find interesting. *TRIGGER WARNING* This podcast will feature graphic language about sex, race, violence, and other subjects that should ALL BE TAKEN AS AN ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY!!! Also known as jokes. This is a comedy podcast so read the name again and if you don’t like it, you don’t have to listen. Enjoy!
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Jul 12, 2025
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Episodes
Ep. 51: Bird A** feat. Sid Floyd and Mike Nice 20.04.2022 1:01:58
Yes Offense Episode 51 is up on YouTube, iTunes, and Spotify!!! My favorite CT rap duo blessed the pod again this week. Musicians Sid Floyd and Mike nice stopped by to discuss how weird Anime intros can get, throwing up in your bed, and some fellas who were not so kind to our reptilian brethren. Please like, share, and leave a review wherever you can. If not, Russia wins.
Ep. 50: Christmas at Foxwoods feat. Avery Quinn and Mike Massaro 13.04.2022 1:05:53
You’d think being outnumbered by comedians with “Christian values” wouldn’t be funny, but Avery Quinn and Mike Massaro return to the pod to dispel that myth. We give our thoughts on the Olympic Village, why we’d rather be musicians sometimes, and how James Marsden is a national treasure. Please listen, share, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can. If you don’t, I’ll assume you’ve died vio...
Ep. 49: The Stallion Vibe feat. Gambit 06.04.2022 1:09:16
Switching it up this week with not only a solo guest, but a non-comedian as well. Rapper/musician, Gambit, stopped by the pod to talk about possible “orgies”, bombing musically/comedically, and reminisce about the great Red Baron. Check out Gambit at his YouTube Channel: GambitRaps. Dudes a beast. Please listen, share, and write a review anywhere you can. If you don’t, I’ll just assume you’re a ba...
Ep. 48: Chris Warren’s Bathtub Fantasy feat. Robbie ”The Fire” Bernstein, Chris Warren, and Ray Robinson 30.03.2022 1:04:55
I want to point out that I always tell guests I’ll cut out anything they don’t want being put out there so just keep that in mind while listening to this episode. My man, Robbie “The Fire” Bernstein returns along with another repeat favorite, Chris Warren. Ray Robinson joined us well, but he was nervous I think. The title says it all. Please listen, tell your friends, and subscribe/write a review...
Ep. 47: Take that Double Stuf’d feat. Jake Bentley and Patrick Mckinstry 23.03.2022 1:13:17
Degeneracy is in the air this week as my dudes, Jake Bentley and Patrick Mckinstry grace the pod. We talk about our times working in restaurants, Jake’s time in a Christian cult (the best kind), and our overall disdain for the Game of Thrones writers. Please listen, share, and leave a review on one of the platforms. Your mom already did.
Ep. 46: Cartman’s Crimes feat. actor, Brian Rogers 16.03.2022 1:10:30
Yes Offense Episode 46 is up on YouTube, iTunes, and Spotify!!! Switching it up this week by having a (slightly) more civil guest on. My guy, Brian Rogers,finally joins the Yes Offense Island of Misfit Toys. We talk about knowing each other for the better part of a decade, his roles in various tv shows and movies, and over-analyze Snowfall and the Euphoria cast drama. On some real shit too, when I...
Ep. 45: JCPenny Gift Card feat. Cliff Mula, Mo Green, and Matt Heath 09.03.2022 52:56
This week we had a bit of an intervention. Matt Heath came on again to bumble his way through explaining… everything. Someone hug this man. Can’t knock Matt too much though when you got Mo Green talking over everyone about his equally sad life. Cliff gets a word in here and there, but this is what happens when you pod at 1 am after a crazy show. All rudeness aside, this episode is hilarious. Pleas...
Ep. 44: We Ruined This One feat. Dame Fk, BJ Kwaygen, and Ish Gupta 02.03.2022 54:25
If you’ve never listened, start with this one. We got 2 returning, soft spoken guests, BJ Kwaygen and Ish Gupta, and the Dame FK makes his debut and leaves his mark on the pod. We talk about how to trip correctly, our experiences ducking the Catholic Church, and how God ”favors” certain dudes. Please listen, leave a review, and tell your friends about the pod. Or don’t, if you have regular people...
Ep. 43: Find God featuring Mo Mussa 25.02.2022 1:02:48
Mo Mussa returns to the pod. That should be all you need to know, but here’s a sneak peak. We talk about Kanye, some lady doing horrible things to cupcakes, and Mo’s cousin from Saudia Arabia who ”rules”. Please go listen, like, and give a review or whatever. It’ll do more than voting for anything ever would.
Ep. 42: Hoe-Mantic featuring Cliff Mula, Mike Massaro, and Shaquana Cochran 16.02.2022 53:13
We’re back baby! This week I got some of my favorite and most frequent guests to bless the pod. Cliff Mula stopped by to defend hoeing, Shaquana Cochran schools us on how to get a ”real” woman, and Mike Massaro mumbles and simps out for Shaquana heavy. Its a sex/relationship pod this week. Please listen, share, and leave a review somewhere. PLEASE!!! You guys support Nike and they have child labor...
Ep. 41: The Elephant Foot feat. Chris Warren and Matt Lopes 26.01.2022 1:17:45
Everyone’s favorite white knight is back, Chris Warren, along with newcomer to the show, Matt Lopes. We talk about being fat, how Chris needs to find himself a nice girl, and Matt lists off some of his favorite movies. They all suck. Also, way more children’s movies than an adult man should be watching. Please check it out!!! Give it a listen and a share around if you don’t mind. You do it for peo...
Ep. 40: Fauci Facial feat. Robbie ”The Fire” Bernstein 19.01.2022 1:08:08
This week I did a solo guest episode with my dude, Robbie “The Fire” Bernstein. We talk about how the we need to roll back the state and- psych! Robbie does however roast my living situation, my beard, and my views on loving oneself. I now hate myself. Go listen and share it around like your mom shares her “love” around
Ep. 39: The Elven Blade feat. Avery Quinn and Nick James 13.01.2022 1:03:59
This week we had everyone’s favorite CT comic, Nick James, stop by along with new comer to the pod, Avery Quinn. Obviously there is Nick bashing here, but we also talk about our high school loser selves, Farrah Abraham’s new business venture, and how I got bullied in Sunday school. My life is tragic. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can fart in a jar and someone will buy it for any amount of dol...
Ep. 38: Belgium Fries feat. Anthony Vega and Shaquana Cochran 05.01.2022 1:03:08
Anthony Vega stopped by to make his official debut and Shaquana Cochran is back so you know this is a good one. We talk about Betty White, our experiences working at grocery stores, and everyone’s favorite segment of the show returns: Going Thru Shaquana’s Facebook Statuses. Go like, share, and subscribe. Seriously, some of you support individuals who have killed multiple people.
Ep. 37: I’m “Straight” feat. Manny Sierra, Chris Cyr, and Pete Angelo 29.12.2021 53:55
This episode is all over the place in every best way, but what can you expect from Pete Angelo, Chris Cyr, and Manny Sierra when they gotta deal with a lunatic like me for a host. We talk about our beliefs in God, Marvel movies, and some guy who ate his Grindr dates genitals. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can be on Raya one day
Ep. 36: Zany Spies feat. Pete Angelo and Dave Sheehan 26.12.2021 57:38
Pete Angelo is finally back on the pod and Dave Sheehan finally makes his debut. We talk about my possible “delusions” about my life, 50 Cent trolling Madonna, and how nothing from high school ever ended up mattering. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can fulfill my delusions
Ep. 35: Bad Son feat. Chris Warren and Mike Massaro 11.12.2021 54:26
Yes Offense Episode 35 is up on YouTube, ITunes, and Spotify!!! On the road again!!! This week I did the pod with Chris Warren and Mike Massaro in the back of a Polish social club. We talked (in the highest spirits) about the Polish people, our military heroes, and of course we talk about the hilarious defense of Jussie Smollett. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can do this in an American club o...
Ep. 34: The Dunedocks feat. James T Moore and Gage Moreau 01.12.2021 1:00:44
We’re back baby! This week we got 2 hilarious returning guests. James T Moore and Gage Moreau sat down in a seafood restaurant to do this with me. We talk about the eel that‘s clearly dying in the tank behind us, talk about [not]seeing Dune, and a lot of technical porn talk. Listen to this in front of your kids. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can do this at a fancy Red Lobster one day
Ep. 33: Mad B****** feat. musicians Sid Floyd and Mike Nice 17.11.2021 1:03:21
This week I hung out with 2 hilariously, talented musicians, Sid Floyd and Mike Nice. We talk about crazy shows that always seem to happen at Toads Place, Sid opening up for real hip hop legends, and I open up about my long running feud with Method Man. This episode is so dope! If you’re a real hip hop fan, check this episode out! Like, share, and subscribe so I can meet and confront Method Man
Ep. 32: D***ipedia feat. Cliff Mula, Mike Massaro, and Moe Green 10.11.2021 50:50
Got my favorite regulars this week! Cliff Mula and Mike Massaro were nice enough to sub in last minute this week… and then there’s Moe Green. We did have a lot of fun on this episode though talking about Travie McCoy, Moe’s knowledge of lesbians, and other shit I can’t remember cuz we did this mad late. Like, share, and subscribe so I can pollute the airwaves more
Ep. 31: Pigment Advantage feat. comedians PeteAngelo, Moe Green Whitney Allen, Ryan Petersen, Nick James, Gage Moreau, Anthony Vega, Shaquana, Cluff Mula, James T. Moore Mo Mussa, and Mustafe Muass 04.11.2021 49:24
I did this pod at a Halloween party. Its got pretty much every guest I‘ve ever had. Its insane! I don‘t remember what we talked about or if I missed naming anyone who was on. Hope there‘s some coherence to this madness. I will also never EVER do this again. Enjoy!
Ep. 30: You‘re Not A Up feat. Randy Young and Shaquana 27.10.2021 1:15:42
Randy Young returns to the pod along with 1st time guest, Shaquana. We learn that Shaquana can’t talk into a mic without a stand, talk about what movie character types we relate to the most, and analyze the crazy media storm surrounding the Alec Baldwin shooting. Like, share, and subscribe so I can hopefully be murdered by a celebrity one day
Ep. 29: Neighborhood Bullies feat. Mo Mussa and Mustafe Mussa 20.10.2021 1:10:53
The infamous Moe and Mustafe Mussa stopped by this week to chop it up!! We talk about their crazy Somalian relatives, some lady who got beat up by teens then the cop who pulled up on her, and getting into parties we weren’t invited to in high school .You know these 2 so you know this episode is insane!!! Like, share, and subscribe so I can… you know what? I got nothing clever this week
Ep. 28: R.P.R. feat. Cliff Mula and Mike Massaro 14.10.2021 57:12
Cliff Mula and Mike Massaro return to the pod. We listen to Cliff tell us about more crime he’s witnessed, talk about the “controversy” surround the latest Bond film, and we pay tribute to Christopher Columbus because, “In this house Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story!” Go like, share, and subscribe so everyday can be Columbus Day for me
Ep 27: The Defarted feat. Jason Marby and Joey Buddha 06.10.2021 54:02
2 new guests again this week! Went out to MA to do a pod with my mans, Jason Marby and Joey Buddha. We did this in a car outside of a mic so we obviously chastise vagrants that walk by, I can Jason like 5 different names than Jason due to smoking too much, and we talk probably way too much about sex on this one, but it was still a fun one. Please Go like, share, and subscribe so people will travel...
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