yesoffense

Yes Offense

Comedy EN ↓ 151 episodes

Yes Offense is a comedy podcast, created and hosted by stand up comedian, Alex Tomaselli. Every week, Tomaselli and other comedians riff and rant about everything and anything going on in the world they find interesting. *TRIGGER WARNING* This podcast will feature graphic language about sex, race, violence, and other subjects that should ALL BE TAKEN AS AN ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY!!! Also known as jokes. This is a comedy podcast so read the name again and if you don’t like it, you don’t have to listen. Enjoy!

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Latest episode

Jul 12, 2025

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Episodes

Ep. 26: Nick, His Sister, and The Cat feat. Joy Nystrom and Nick James 29.09.2021

Back again this week with 2 new guests for you guys!! We got everyone‘s favorite CT comedian, Nick James, to make his debut along with the lovely Joy Nystrom to keep Nick’s cringe to a minimum. We talk about kids who wear Confederate flags that live up here, I tell a story of pooping my pants in 8th grade, and we come to the conclusion that we’re all slightly autistic. Go like, share, and subscrib...

Ep. 24: Porch Pod feat. Mike Massaro and Austin Apostol 22.09.2021

Sorry for the delay again, but we’re back this week with 2 of my favorite recurring guests, Mike Massaro and Austin Apostol. We dive into my extensive research on girls named Kelsey, find out Biden’s family owned slaves or something, and talk about how we’d off ourselves. All in the spirit of comedy… obviously. Go like, share, and subscribe so I don’t have to do this on a porch next time

Ep. 25: A Wario and Waluigi Thing feat. Matt Heath and Rex Caesar 22.09.2021

This week I had 2 new guests, Matt Heath and Rex Caesar. We take a “Which Soprano Are You?” quiz, I continue my feud with Awkwafina, and we reminisce over one of the greatest comedians, Norm Macdonald (RIP). Please check it out!! We did this in Rex’s liberal mother’s dining room so please make sure this gets back to her someway. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can afford to get a house where i...

Ep. 23: Gotta Look Out For Ya H*** feat. Cliff Mula and Manny Sierra 10.09.2021

This week I had my favorite recurring guest, Cliff Mula, along with another return guest, Manny Sierra. We did this shit last minute in my car but it still came out awesome. Cliff and I tell Manny how we met, we argue over X-Men and The Big Lebowski, and we also talk about the late, great Michael Kenneth Williams (RIP). Also I think Manny says like 5 things this whole podcast. Again, super last mi...

Ep. 22: No One Leaves Until The Coke Man Gets Here feat. Chris Warren and Brooke Louellen Smith 01.09.2021

This week, Brooke Louellen made her debut on the pod and Chris Warren returned! If you’ve ever wondered why Chirs is the way he is, we discuss his relationship with his father, how to REALLY deal with the cops, and if you couldn’t tell from the title, cocaine! One of the funniest episodes yet. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can actually afford coke

Ep. 21: The Lamp feat. Robbie "The Fire" Bernstein 25.08.2021

Only one guest this week, but its a fire guest.... Robbie "The Fire" Bernstein. God, I hate myself. I try to give Robbie dating advice, Robbie tries to convince me weed isn't helping my life, and we inevitably end up ranting about how the government can't be trusted... also there's a lamp. It’ll all make sense if you listen!!! Go like, share, and subscribe so I can justify my weed consumption

Ep. 20: Meatloaf feat. Mike Gray and Mo Green 18.08.2021

Went back up to Portland, ME this week with Mo Green to compete in “New England’s Funniest Comedian” Competition. We lost, but we still got to meet up with comedian Mike Gray and have a hell of a pod! We talk about Meatloaf, being Jehovah witnesses, and more God stuff I don’t believe in. Mo sings too… Go like, share, and subscribe so never have to travel with Mo Green again

Ep. 19: Livia Soprano Is Hot feat. Randy Young and Chris Warren 12.08.2021

This week Randy Young and Chris Warren stopped by to shoot the shit. We talked about racist zombies, how much and why Chris hates comic book movies, and of course, as always, will never change, we talk about The Sopranos. Go listen, like, share, and subscribe to this so I can afford health insurance

Ep. 18: Classic Podcast Snafu feat. Mustafa Mussa, Johnny Benson, and Jake Bentley 04.08.2021

This week I made the classic podcast mistake of not hitting record for the 1st 20 minutes of what was supposed to be the pod. Joining me on this major malfunction is Mustafe Mussa, Johnny Benson, and Jake Bentley. We talk about the Woodstock 99 doc on HBO, Johnny Benson can’t tell which baby is DaBaby, and we defend Lizzo.. I think? Go like, share, and subscribe so I can afford an in-house produce...

Ep. 17: No Foreplay, No Condom feat. Cliff Mula and Mike Massaro 28.07.2021

Yes Offense Episode 16 is up on YouTube, iTunes, and Spotify!!! This week I traveled to Portland, Maine to compete at New England’s Funniest Comedian 2021 Comedy Competition. Turns out Cliff Mula and Mike Massaro were also on the show so we met up after the competition to do this pod. We talk about our experiences in doing comedy in Maine for the 1st time to which it naturally devolves into STD st...

Ep. 16: Shut Up and Dribble, Doc! feat. Mustafe Mussa and Manny Sierra 21.07.2021

Mustafe Mussa and Manny Sierra joined me this week in the studio (my living room). We talked about some dumb broads, Kevin Spacey’s body count, and Space Jam 2. Mostly Space Jam 2. Honestly, either of the previous subjects lead or branch off into Space Jam 2. That movie was insane. Expect insane riffs. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can afford my own HBO @sillyselly @stafestacks @midday_manny

Ep. 15: Spit on the Knuckles feat. James T Moore and Emily Santarsiero 14.07.2021

James T Moore returns and Emily Santarsiero makes her debut. We talk about horoscopes, our favorite actors, and a friendly Peacock that was gunned down in the street. There’s more and it's way sexier and gross, but you’ll have to listen to find out why. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can poison more minds

Ep. 14: She's Not Even Hot feat. Ben Kirsch and Mike Massaro 07.07.2021

Sorry for missing you the week before, but we’re back with a hilarious episode! Ben Kirsch stopped by along with returning guest, Mike Massaro. While we start on track when talking about Bill Cosby or the stoner Olympic chick, we somehow end up talking about Agent Cody Banks. So nothing too out of the ordinary I guess. Go like, share, and subscribe so I don’t have to sell drugs anymore

Ep. 13: Black Batman, Bad Superman feat. Mo Mussa 23.06.2021

This week I only had one guest. Mo Mussa was kind enough to stop by and disrespect my apartment. Along with that, we also talk about the latest Batman controversy, that Ukrainian couple that was handcuffed to themselves for 123 days, and Chrissy Teigan’s online bullying. This was a fun one! Go like, share, and subscribe so I can get a better apartment

Ep. 12: Jehomo Witness feat. Cliff Mula and Mo Green 16.06.2021

We got 2 returning/repeat guests this week, Cliff Mula and Mo Green. We talk about basic stuff like Martin Luther King having hoes, Aladdin having hoes, and then of course it devolves into a discussion about porn and if certain preferences make you gay or not. They do and it turns out we’re all gay. At least in my opinion. Anyways, go like, share, and subscribe so I can afford to live in CT

Ep. 11: 30 Min. In feat. Pete Angelo and Jonathan Tillson 09.06.2021

Jonathan Tillson was nice enough to come hang and Pete Angelo returns to the show. We talk about bots on dating apps, something about bootstraps, and then it just takes a hilariously dark turn. This is a wild one! Go like, share, and subscribe so I can shop at Whole Foods

Ep. 10: Cut Nothing Out feat. Andre Kim and BJ Quaygon 02.06.2021

This week, comedians BJ Quaygon and Andre Kim hung out after a show and did a pod in my car. We cover subjects such as John Mulaney leaving his wife, BJ’s love for Family Matters, and these dudes try to overthrow my leadership the whole show and it turned out to be one of my favorite episodes yet. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can stop doing this out of my car Follow Andre, BJ, and myself on...

Ep. 9: High Dolphins feat. Austin Apostol and Gage Moreau 26.05.2021

Comedians Austin Apostol and Gage Moreau stopped by the show this week. We talked about many things including thirst traps, “wiping” techniques, and the morality of zoos. There’s more, but you’ll have to listen. Go like, share, and subscribe so I can move up a social class

Ep. 8: J Cole Can't Dunk feat. Ish Gupta and Mustafe Mussa 19.05.2021

My roommates and fellow comedians Ish Gupta and Mustafe Mussa came on the show this week. We talk about the Tony Hinchcliffe incident, R Kelly being R Kelly, and J Cole’s “mediocrity”. It's a doozy. Go listen, like, share, and subscribe so I don’t need roommates anymore

Ep 7: Gaslighting a.k.a. Making a Sound Argument feat. Cody Marino and Mo Mussa 13.05.2021

This week, comedians Cody Marino and Mo Mussa stopped by. We discuss how names can define a personality, the hypocrisy of gaslighting, and I convince these dudes to give Invincible a shot. A little bit of everything in this episode… Go listen, like, share, and subscribe so I pay someone to make sure this comes out on time

Ep 6: Wakanda Face feat. Colin Cook and Chris Cyr 05.05.2021

Hung out with Colin Cook and Chris Cyr this week! We talked about our favorite Marvel movies, our favorite serial killers, and Chris only mentions hating white people like 5 times... maybe more. Go listen, like, share, and subscribe so I can buy better drugs

Ep. 5 Well, That's The Other Thing feat. Pete Angelo and Mo Green 28.04.2021

Chilled with Pete Angelo and Mo Green this week! We talk about naming the pod, Yes Offense, controversies that happened months ago, and Mortal Kombat. Mostly Mortal Kombat.. The whole last half hour… Check it out!!! Like, share, and subscribe so I can quit my day job

Ep. 4 These Blacks feat. Cliff Mula and James T Moore 21.04.2021

Your boy sat down with comedians, Cliff Mula and James T Moore this week! This one is really all over the place in a great way. We talk the Idris Elba controversy, Cliff tells us about crimes he’s witnessed (definitly wasn’t a part of), and it turns out I’m kind of gay. Aren’t we all though? Like, Share, and Subscribe or I’ll kill myself

Ep. 3 Chefs Aren't Heroes feat. Katie Arroyo and Rodney Norman 14.04.2021

This week, I was joined by fellow comedians, Katie Arroyo and Rodney Norman to talk about COVID, our experiences in the restaurant industry, and how’d we all think we’d survive in the zombie apocalypse. Like, Share, and Subscribe! Love you

Ep. 2 Live from Austin(s) Car feat. Tom Roche and Austin Apostol 31.03.2021

Todays episode features comedians Tom Roche and Austin Apostol. We recorded this in Austin's car and it still came out great. In this episode, we talk switching bodies, drunk stories, and why high school coaches keep being racist. There's a little something for everyone on this one. Also, I realized I need to stop saying "wild". Enjoy!

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