Yes Offense

We got 3 returning guests this week with Patrick McKinstry, Emily Siero, and Lila Sparks!!! We talk about death, baby’s soft skulls, and ghosting people to their face. Sort of. Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars or you’ll get ghosted too.

Yes Offense Ep. 75 is up on YouTube, Spotify and iTunes!!! My dudes Gambit and Sid Floyd return to the pod. We talk clown sex, puking at parties, and spend adapting books into fil for way too long. It’s educational. Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so these intellectual talks can continue. Same as last week, but I don’t care. Follow these dudes. Gambit @gambitraps Sid Floyd...

We got a surprise solo guest ep this week featuring the very funny Brian Glass. We talk high school literature, horror movie cinema, and figure out Dahmer was cool besides all the murder stuff. Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so these intellectual talks can continue. Follow Brian Glass @brianglasscomic

Mike Massaro is back again, but enough about that lick. My dude, Parris Nichols a.k.a. Impression Prince made his debut on the pod this week! We talk Mortal Kombat, Jack Sparrows lifestyle, and honestly so much more movie stuff you’d think in Pete and Sell Do the Cinema again. Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so we can be in movies one day then cut for doing this pod.

Yes Offense Ep. 72 is up on YouTube, Spotify and iTunes!!! Jake Bentley and Dave Sheehan return to the pod after a long hiatus. We talk dinosaurs, old people terms, and pardoning worries from the 1600s, maybe it was the 1700s. I forgot. Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so these witches didn’t die/get made fun of in vain. Follow these dudes and support them as well: Dave She...

Emily Siero is back finally along with Shaquana “Big Momma” Cochran. If that’s enough estrogen for you, Mike Massaro is back for the 100th time. I think this is like the 10th episode where there’s no articles brought up so you know it’s another good one. Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can so I can make some money off this one day

Manny Sierra has finally made his way back to the pod along with Matt Lopes. We talk favorite Pokémon, do our best Mike Ehrmantraut impressions, and discuss how you can’t love someone who doesn’t like the movie Rush Hour. Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars where you can or Matt will eat all your Oreos Follow these dudes and support them: Matt Lopes @notmattlopes Mike Massaro @mike.massaro

My dudes, Sid Floyd and Mike Nice returned to the pod along with Ish Gupta. We talk movie theater disturbances, turning into animals, and we learn I didn’t know Lou Gehrig was white. There’s so much more and it’s hilarious. Please listen, subscribe, and write reviews where you can or you’ll get Lou Gehrig’s disease. Follow these dudes and support them as well: Sid Floyd @sid_floyd Mike Nice @miken...

Alexander 6:54 AM (0 minutes ago) to me Yes Offense Ep. 68 is up on YouTube, Spotify, and iTunes!!!! Returning guests, Avery Quinn and Brian Rodgers bless the pod this week. We recorded this on 9/11 so that comes up, apparently there’s different types of Amish people according to Avery, and we share gym class horror stories. Please listen, share it around, and subscribe wherever you can. Please do...

Mike Massaro returns for like the 10th time while Dan Shea makes his debut on the pod. Together we find out I’m extremely historically inaccurate, that Dan didn’t kill anyone while he was in the military, and how Mike got his McDonalds taken from him by teens. Please subscribe, write a review, and tell other people about the pod or you’ll end up like Mike. Follow me and the pod on Insta: @sillysel...

Brooke Louellen Smith is back along with another OG of the pod, Anthony Vega. We talk about performing at/going to strip clubs, how Brooke creepily pursues women, and why Jesus looks so sexy up there in the cross. Please listen, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can so what I just wrote will be worth it, before I inevitably go to hell.

Some lovely ladies stopped by the pod this week. Shaquana Cochran returns along with Lila Sparks making her debut. We learn that Lila was a dim witted child, Shaquana will never be vegan, and I might be a psycho the way I eat my animal crackers. Please listen, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can so if I accidentally have kids, I can get them a better education than Lila got.

This week, we had everyone’s favorite sad boy, Chris Warren, back on the pod along with newcomer and neck beard enthusiast, Cooper Gavin. And if it wasn’t jam packed enough for you, make a lot of room for Matt Lopes!!! We talk how datable we would be as women, how we’d tragically die, and being sober form milkshakes. This episode rules. Please listen, subscribe, and write a review wherever you can...

Was down in Philly this weekend and recorded this podcast after a hell of a night with my boys LeMaire Lee and Pete Eckenroth. We talk getting tomatoes thrown at us, our weed misadventures, and apparently I’m missing out in the Muppets universe. This one went longer than usual, but that’s just cuz it’s 🔥🔥🔥 Go listen, write a review, and tell your friends or it’s tomatoes for your ass a well

The boys, Avery Quinn and Ryan Peterson return to the pod to shoot the shit. We talk a lot about being bad theater kids, when we first played GTA, and a Veracruz woman who had her gravestone turned into a giant penis. Go listen, subscribe, and tell people about the pod. Where else are they reporting about penis chiseled gravestones???

Last minute pod and late upload. Sorry. Patrick Mckinstry and Nick James join the pod to rant about movies, Italians, and eventually we’re joined by 2 Tall who explains the joys of becoming a new father. Please subscribe on YouTube and write a review on iTunes. Thanks.

It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got CT comedy legend Pat Oates to come on the pod. Dave Hintz is also on this episode. On some real shit though, this episode was mad fun. We talked about Forrest Gump sequels, where we were on good ole’ 9/11, and how a bunch of teens killed a guy with a traffic cone. Again, something for everyone. Go subscribe, write a review, and tell your friends or y...

Mike Massaro is back along with newcomer to the pod, Jorge Paz Saldon. Together, we go down a wild rabbit hole of gay Spiderman, consensual cannibalism, and how a serial killer who killed hundreds  got out on good behavior.  Go like, share, and subscribe. That serial killer is still out there and kills people who dismisses subscribing.

The Shed Boys are back ladies and gentlemen! Sid Floyd and Mike Nice stopped by again to riff about our degenerate youths, our preferred fates, and a bunch of other nonsense. I’m too high and lazy to come up with a description right now. Enjoy. Go subscribe and review it please! If not, I hope you have a mediocre life.

Did this one after an open mic with the mates, James T Moore and Avery Quinn. We also talked to an ex-Elbow Room waitress who stumbled onto the “set” this week, Along with stories of shitty venues, we talk about the infamous popcorn trick and incels. So a little bit of everything for everyone. Please like, share, and subscribe or whatever. I’d do it for you if you did something.

Ozzy and Sam Carias from the Kush & Crime podcast join the pod this week. We talk about their favorite cases they’ve investigated so far, what inspired them to start a podcast, and how I can dominate on a volleyball court. Please subscribe and leave a review and all that stuff or I’ll spike a ball in your face

The pod has returned and to get things back on track, I had 2 of my favorite recurring guests, Chris Warren and Mike Massaro come by. We talk about gay pride bullets, crooked cop shows, and crying in front of women. Please like, share, subscribe, and leave a review where you can. If not, this all just comes off as sad.

It’s been a minute since we had a lovely lady on the show so my best friend in the world, Taylor Burton, has been summoned to the pod. We talk about our origins of friendship, her experiences with creeps on Twitch, and our vastly different experiences working in grocery stores. One of my favorites I’ve done in awhile.  Go listen, share it around, and leave a review where you can.

My guy Brian Rogers returns to the pod and Ryan Peterson finally makes his debut. About half way through, Quan Gotti joins us as well. Unexpected, but a pleasant addition nonetheless. We talk about getting catfished in middle school, Bill Murray doing what exactly (?), and Amber Heard’s dog takes the witness stand. Go listen, share it around, and leave a review where you can. I’ll do nothing for y...

This weeks episode is packed. Pete Angelo, Chris Warren, and Matt Lopes came by this week for one of the funniest episodes yet. Apparently Matt hates fat women unironically, Pete is not a fan of religion of any kind, and we finally found the perfect women for Chris Warren: Amber Heard. Please listen, rate, subscribe and leave a review where you can. Just don’t leave a shitty one on a pillow like g...