yesoffense

Yes Offense

Comedy EN ↓ 151 episodes

Yes Offense is a comedy podcast, created and hosted by stand up comedian, Alex Tomaselli. Every week, Tomaselli and other comedians riff and rant about everything and anything going on in the world they find interesting. *TRIGGER WARNING* This podcast will feature graphic language about sex, race, violence, and other subjects that should ALL BE TAKEN AS AN ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY!!! Also known as jokes. This is a comedy podcast so read the name again and if you don’t like it, you don’t have to listen. Enjoy!

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Latest episode

Jul 12, 2025

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Episodes

Ep. 102: Sex Sinks and Poop Bathrooms feat. Eric Asker and Scott Hall 18.05.2023

This week Eric Asker and Scott Hall join the pod. After not recording he 1st 15 min of audio, we really got into it about marriage, divorce and Nick Cannons kids. Also the video cuts out in the last few min. But hey, ITS FREE!!! Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so I can eventually make money off of this and pay someone to not make these mistakes. Check these dudes @ericasker...

Ep. 101 : The Whispering Wig feat. Sid Floyd and Mike Nice 11.05.2023

Sid Floyd and Mike Nice are back on the pod for the 1st time in video and it was hilarious. We tell stories about the last few times we’ve chilled in NYC and discuss one of the craziest hypotheticals my stoner brain has conjured up. Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so these stories can continue. Follow these dudes @mikenicect and @sid_floyd

Ep. 100 - The Small Cabinet feat. Ryhaad Carroll and Mike O'Sullivan 04.05.2023

Ryhaad Carrol and Mike O’Sullivan join the pod. We talk Steven Segal, the threat of nuclear war, and me getting “banned” from a “prestigious” comedy club. Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so I can sell out a show at a real club. Follow these dudes @ryhaadcarrol and @mikeosullivancomic

Ep. 99: The R*** Trail feat. Romy Rozner and Kiwi Weintraub 27.04.2023

Romy Rosner and Kiwi Wentraub join the pod. We talk Jew stuff, Voldemort’s hang, and I fill them in on the infamous trail of UConn’s campus. Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so I can perform at UConn one day, regardless of getting expelled. Follow these dudes @romyrosnercomedy and @kiwiwentraub

Ep. 98: Gay with an Asterix feat. Chris Warren and Mike Massaro 20.04.2023

CT homies on the pod this week!!! Chris Warren and Mike Massaro join the pod again. We talk history, religion, and once again it turns out that I’m probably gay. Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so I can finally determine if I’m actually gay. Follow these dudes @chriswarrencomwdy and @mike.massaro

Ep. 96: Classic Carmello feat. Daniela Mora and Sienna Hubert-Ross 05.04.2023

If  you were watching Yes Offense lately, and thinking, “Man, this pod needs some broads on it.” Well, this is the episode for you. Daniela Mora and Sienna Hubert Ross join the pod for the 1st time. They harass me, belittle me, and apparently want to bang my dad.   Please subscribe, write a review, and tell your friends about the pod. If not, no women will ever be allowed on the podcast again.   F...

Ep.95: The Plug Fart feat. John Sikie and Dave Caggiano 29.03.2023

John Sikie and Dave Caggiano made their debut on the pod this week. We talk 9/11, Nerf gun arsenals, and reminisce about our horrible prom dates. Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. If not, you’re making our prom dates right about us. Also, check out their podcasts, The Johnny Salami podcast and Am I Gay podcast. @johnny_salami33 @davecaggiano

Ep. 94 Gene Gavid feat. Dean David and Kitty Reynolds 22.03.2023

Dean David is back and he’s joined by Kitty Reynolds making bed Yes Offense debut. We talk about sex, drugs, and the existential crisis that drives you to watch cartoons you enjoyed as child in your late 20s/early 30s. Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. If not, our existential dread will continue. Follow these dudes @deandavid95 and @kitreynolds Yout...

Ep 93: Dilation Control feat. Aaron Kaplan and Pete Angelo 21.03.2023

Pete Angelo is back along with Aaron Kaplan making his debut in the pod. We talk about crazy funerals, sex with the homeless, and apparently, I’m gayer than Pete. Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. It is not, and we die, you can’t come to our cool funerals. Follow these dudes @metalpetecomedy and @aaronkapcomedy .

Ep. 92: The Doopa feat. Luke Davis and Frankie Hoy 09.03.2023

Luke Davis and Frankie Hoy hopped out of the van and onto the pod this week! We talk milk, van life, and fat chicks. Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. If not, I hope you have a nice day either way…… Follow these dudes @ld_comedy and @frankie_hoy Also check out their podcast, Keep on Trucking’

Ep.91: ”Killing” feat. James T Moore and Mike Massaro 01.03.2023

Was back in CT recently and had to get the boys, James T Moore and Mike Massaro back on the pod!!! You can tell we had a good time. I think JT says, "This dude is crazy," every 2 minutes.   Subscribe, write a review and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can so these trips are worth it. Follow these dudes @mike.massaro and @laughmooreent

Ep. 90: What’s Your Poop Story? feat. Alaina Bamfield and Osama Basal 22.02.2023

Comedians Osama Basal and Alaina Bamfield were nice enough to come by for pod this week. We open up in poop and stay on that for awhile. We also go over what constitutes a good handshake, how to wedding crash, and how crazy shit was during the pandemic. Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. If not, then I curse you. Follow these dudes @alainabamfieldcom...

Ep. 89: Deeper Than Elephant P**** feat. Andrew Manning 15.02.2023

Another CT comic transplant, Andrew Manning, stopped by the pod this week. Did you know elephants could get herpes? We found that out and it’s kinda the theme of this pod. Subscribe, write a review, and tell other people to listen where/whenever you can. If you don’t, a certain elephant with a certain STD is going to pay you a visit. Follow this dude @andrewmanthing

Ep. 88: Probably Gay feat. Dean David 08.02.2023

Dean David is back! We did this mad late on a Friday, stoned to the gills. We talk gay stuff, porn stuff, and other stuff. Also, the video cuts out in the last eight minutes. Sorry about that. Please like, share, and subscribe so I can afford a separate camera. Follow this dude @deandavid95

Ep. 87: Fighting Fireball with Fireball feat. Tommy Holder and Paddy Defino 01.02.2023

My dudes, Tommy Holder and Paddy Defino, we’re nice enough to let me crash at their place while I found out where to live in New York City, and are again nice enough to come and do my podcast. We talk strange anatomy, the Lord of the Rings racial divides, and crazy shit I’ve seen since moving. Please like, share, and subscribe so I can afford bodega weed. Follow these dudes: Tommy Holder @ltholder...

Ep. 86: Fantastic Voyage feat. LeMaire Lee, Pete Eckenroth, and Jake Lipinsky 25.01.2023

1st video pod! LeMaire Lee was nice enough to swing by with Pete Eckenroth and Jake Lipinsky. We talk evil women in movies, The Last of Us vs. Dead Rising, and really go through the original 150 Pokémon. Please like share and subscribe so I can one day afford a studio Follow these dudes: LeMaire Lee @lemairelee Pete Eckenroth @peteeckenroth Jake Lipinsky @jakelipinsky

Ep. 85: Pete and Selli Do New York feat. Pete Angelo 18.01.2023

I moved to NYC. Pete also moved to NYC months ago. We talk about movies, doing stand up in CT, and the late great Artie Rob. Please like, share, and subscribe so I can afford to live out here. Follow Pete @metalpetcomedy Follow the pod @yesoffensepodcast

Ep. 84: A Story from Literature feat. Mustafe Mussa and Dan Kalwhite 11.01.2023

This is from the same week I was up in NH/ME for shows and did a pod with Mustafe Mussa and Dan Kalwhite. We talk about literature, movies, and the sexual art of sounding Like, share, and subscribe so I can sound all day. Follow these dudes: Mustafe: @misterafe Dan Kalwhite: @dannyboy_3030

Ep. 83: Suck the Thing feat. Sid Floyd, Mike Nice, Jefferey Doomer, and ShedTech 04.01.2023

This week I was up in NH/ME for shows and did a pod with the Shedcast. We talk about the amount of edibles we’re on while recording, all the shenanigans we got into, and how I clogged a toilet at the New Years show. Like, share, and subscribe so I can perform at venues with better plumbing. Follow these dudes: Sid Floyd: @sid_floyd Mike Nice: @mikenicect Jeffery Doomer: @jefferydoomer ShedTech: sh...

Ep. 82: Taste Offense feat. Matt Lopes, Ben Kirsch, and Dan Kalwhite 28.12.2022

This week was super hectic, but hilarious! I did this pod with Matt Lopes, Ben Kirsch, and Dan Kalwhite at a bar. We talk about Matt not knowing where New Hampshire is and have a take on the Silver Surfer you won’t read in Marvel comics. Like, rate, subscribe, and share this around with people who are as deranged as you and I. Follow these dudes: Matt @notmattlopes Ben @bennyboy_28

Ep. 81: The Trusty Bed Knife feat. Mike Massaro, Lila Sparks, and Patrick McKinstry 21.12.2022

Mike Massaro returns along with Lila Sparks and Patrick McKinstry. Pat talks a little more, a lot of porn talk in this one, and the DMT aliens are racist. Please like, subscribe, and write a review where you can. Tell your friends. Do it so we can get anything out of the comedy nonsense. Follow these dudes: Mike @mike.massaro Lila @lilasparks_ Pat @patricks_waysee

Ep. 80: The Incredible Shrinking Cuck feat. Dean David and Alex Pischera 07.12.2022

Yes Offense Ep. 80 is up on YouTube, Spotify and iTunes!!! I’m out in NYC this week so I had my dudes, Dean David and Alex Pischera, on the pod. We talk aggressive gay dudes, macrophilia, and how my dad cockblocked me as a youth. Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars So I can afford to live in NYC Follow these dudes: Dean @deandavid95 Alex @alexpischera

Ep. 79: Fatties Take a Walk feat. Mike Massaro and Lila Sparks 30.11.2022

Another last-minute pod, but as always, its still silly and weird. Mike Massaro, the most recurring guest is back along with the lovely Lila Sparks. I honestly can’t remember what we talked about because we did this so late and I’m not gonna go back and listen to figure out what to write. Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars So I can pay someone to do all this, Follow these dudes: Lila @lila...

Ep. 78: Chronic Itchy Butthole feat. Besim Tonuzi, Taylor Andrews, and Nicky B 23.11.2022

Yes Offense Ep. 78 is up on YouTube, Spotify and iTunes!!!  Did this extremely last minute at a bar thats clearly a front for sex trafficking out in Jersey. Besim Tonuzi and Taylor Andrews joined me to talk Godzilla, prolapsed stuff, and how disturbing Pinocchio was. Nicky B was here too, but she says like 2 things.  Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars So I can eventually own a bar to sex t...

Ep. 77: Traitor Joes feat. Emily Siero and Matt Lopes 16.11.2022

mily Siero is back for the 2nd week in a row and the great Matt Lopes returns as well. We talk a lot about comedy and food. Also we did this out if my car.  Please listen, subscribe, and give 5 stars So I can eventually do this in a studio one day Follow these 2 please Emily @emily.siero Matt @notmattlopes

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