Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

Now, we know what you're thinking about that episode title, painless death or painful death, seems obvious you'd want to pick painless, however... we also did two other questions... -Would you rather put together a 10,000 piece puzzle with no time limit or read a 1,000 page book in one weekend? -Would you rather scream immediately after answering every phone call or right before you hang up? -Read...

Your seat is now boarding for a one way trip into knowledge, about the post office, child birth, sneezing, and more... -Would you rather Not be able to stop sneezing unless someone says “Bless you”, or not be able to leave a public restroom unless someone else enters? -Would you rather help deliver a baby at an understaffed hospital or deliver a baby for the USPS? -All or Nothing -Would you rather...

Come with us, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination, as we debate, vein or no vein on our Snickers... -Would you rather have a crazy stalker or ghost your entire family? -Would you rather remove the vein from the Snickers Bar or add the toxins back into Skittles? -Easy or Hard -Would you rather be the mayor of a small town in peril or the mayor of New York City in a time of peace?

This week we finally win an award... -Would you rather be the first person to walk on Mars via a one-way trip or never travel to space? -Would you rather get hogtied before bed every night, or get swaddled and sleep in a dresser drawer? -All or Nothing -Would you rather win an Oscar or win a Nobel Prize?

There's no real way to sugar coat this one, if your name is Giuseppe, we're sorry.. -Would you rather Wear winter clothes in the hottest place on Earth OR wear summer clothes in the coldest place on Earth? -Would you rather be dead or be have the name Giuseppe? -Possess or Possessed -Would you rather your fly is always down or something is always stuck your teeth?

McDonald's vs Burger King, its the rematch of the century and you've got a front row seat to all the action... -Would you rather have all colors inverrted or all tempretures inverted?(Ice cream would feel hot) -Would you rather get framed for murder or work as a lawyer defending only guilty people? -All or Nothing -Would you rather your piss smelled like McDonalds French Fries or your poop smells...

Can't believe it took 2 years to get here, but we finally figure out if we'd rather be a clock or a lamp... -Would you rather be a clock or a lamp? -Would you rather go down on Moses or let his people go? -Ride it or Hide it -Would you rather live in the world of Dr. Suess or the Star Trek Universe?

This week we debate the concept of evil, and its role in our society... -Would you rather be able to fly but be extremely afraid of heights or be able to teleport but only a foot at a time? -Would you rather only eat KFC for a month or get hit in the stomach with a ballpeen hammer? -All or Nothing -Would you rather see no evil, hear no evil, or speak no evil?

Pack your bags, we're going to tinsel town to make our acting debuts... -Would you rather be choked out or knocked out? -Would you rather have a drink, a sandwich, a soup, or a dessert named after you? -Cars or Porn -Would you rather be the star of a Quentin Tarantino film or a Tim Burton film?

Ding dong ding dong! You know what that sound is, wedding bells are bonging and it's time to get married... -Would you rather have rain on your wedding day or a free ride when you've already paid? -Would you rather marry a clone of yourself or be single for the rest of your life? -Baseline or Red Wine -Would you rather have an open marriage or an open door policy at your house?

Well, 10 episodes is no small feat, so here it is, our 10th episode! -Would you rather run fast or jump high? -Would you rather have pets that do not shed hair or no dust in your home? -Poke it or Stroke it -Would you rather get paid $5 every time you make someone laugh or $100 every time you make some one cry?

Join us on a lovely date in this episode, where we gorge on savory meats... -Would you rather use a metal detector at the beach and swallow the first thing you find or have 10 people throw the item at you at full strength? -Would you rather eat raw steak or have raw sex on the first date? - All or Nothing -Would you rather go on a magic carpet ride with jasmine, or go to a ball with Cinderella?

Join us on a journey into some neighborhoods that we will not be welcomed back in to... -Would you rather have the ability to see 5 seconds into the future or 5 seconds into the past? -Would you rather play ding dong ditch in a bad neighborhood or sell porno magazines door to door in a rich neighborhood? -Wheelbarrow or Giant Sparrow -Would you rather do an escape room alone or with a group toddle...

Today we're competing on a physical challenge TV show, but which will we choose... -Would you rather never use an umbrella again or never use sunscreen again? -Would you rather be a jack of all trades or be the best at everything but jack off on the train? -Scifi or You Lie -Would you rather compete on Ninja Warrior or compete on Wipe Out?

It's Star Wars time baby! Time for Star Wars!

In today's episode we ask, could you handle the unbearable weight of massive talent? -Would you rather eat your favorite DVD in 10 minutes or eat 100 tissues in 20 minutes? -Would you rather poop your pants every time you fall asleep or pee your pants every time someone talks to you? -Mascot or Ascot -Would you rather every movie star Nicolas Cage or no movies star Nicolas Cage?

Today we're talking X-Men, and possibly killing one or more of them, check it out... -Would you rather never die or die right now? -Would you rather push Professor X down a tall spiral staircase or give Magneto a cat scan? -Shequel or Squeakquel -Would you rather write your own autobiography or have a professional writer put together your story using only existing photos of you?

The title says it all this week, if you can't figure this out, I don't know what to tell you... -Would you rather have to pay for everything with cash or have every purchase delivered? -Would you rather marry an ogre for 2 years or a troll for 5 years? -All or Nothing Cereal -Would you rather Bless this Mess or Live, Laugh, Love?

Its every nerds dream, Pokémon, Superheroes, and being attached at the lips with someone you love... -Would you rather be joined at the hip with someone you hate or joined at the lips with someone you love? -Would you rather always have the feeling of a hair on your tongue or always have a hole in the heels of your socks? -Deal or No Deal -Would you rather Pokémon be real or Superheroes be real?

It's time to talk about our favorite crypto, cryptozoological... -Would you rather hangout with a famous athlete or go on a date with a famous comic? -Would you rather discover the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch? -All or Nothing for Dummies -Your life is in danger unless you can succeed in a round of hide and seek. Would you rather hide inside an Ikea or a Home Depot? *You must last 1 hour

This week talk about sperm, I'd advice discretion, but at this point, you know... -Would you rather be a goalie in a soccer game or a hockey game? -Would you rather spend an hour inside a sperm whale or a week inside a sperm bank? -Hand off or Toss -Would you rather the afterlife be traditional heaven/hell or be the supernatural ghost type world?

Finally after all these months, someone puts our skills to use to solve a real problem... -Would you rather be a host on SNL or get a year supply of hostess cupcakes? -Would you rather have teeth the size of piano keys or a tongue the size of a surfboard? -All or Nothing -Would you rather Solve world hunger or save global warming?

In this one they talk about the Batman pizza, come on in... -Would you rather be burned alive or pureed to death? -Would you rather eat at a hypothetical Chef Boyardee restaurant or eat the Pillsbury dough boy's bakery? -Attend or Pretend -Would you rather paint a chapel with Michelangelo the ninja turtle, or fight off ninjas with Michelangelo the painter?

Come, you look weary, sit, rest awhile by our fire, here are some silly jokes to ease your tired soul... -Would you rather lick a telephone pole in the winter or lick a fire hydrant in a dog park? -Would you rather have to do all communication through an etch e sketch or through a calculator? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have the remote from Click or be Adam Sandler?

This week we talk about bitcoin, be impressed by all the stuff we know about it, we're smart, and hip... -Would you rather win the lottery or receive one free Bitcoin? -Would you rather have uncontrollable nose hair, or controllable eye hair? -Sit on it or jump on it -Would you rather be in a no name band playing music that you love, or in a wildly popular kids band?