Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

Today we go after the most dangerous game, each other... -You have to give up one of your senses, would you rather lose your sense of smell, taste, sight, hearing, or touch? -Would you rather have been the first person to climb mount Everest or the first person to land on the moon? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be hunted by humans, or hunt humans?

Join us for an adventure into the magical world of Monsters Inc. also, Jesus stops by... -Would you rather would you rather save Tupac's life or meet Jesus for 2 hours? -Would you rather explore the inside of a pyramid or scuba dive in the Titanic? -One Handed or Two Handed -You are a monster at Monsters Inc. at risk of losing your job, you must be the top employee to keep your job. Would you rath...

We've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more questions... -Would you rather be on Hell's Kitchen or Chopped? -Would you rather swallow a mouthful of ticks or a mouthful of tacks? -All or Nothing -Would you rather drive a bus full of screaming children for 10 hours straight or drive across the entire U.S never leaving your car except to fuel?

No dogs we're harmed in the making of this episode, but we definitely think about it... -Would you rather start your own restaurant or create a new product? -Would you rather have the perfect weekend getaway or an uneventful 2 week long vacation? -Push it or Pull it -Would you rather own 101 Dalmatians, or kill air bud in his prime?

90's kids are gonna love this one... -Would you rather not be able to feel surprised ever again or not be able to feel excited ever again? -Would you rather have to use a doll sized toothbrush to brush your teeth, or use a 5 ft tall toilet to pee and poop? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be on Nickelodeon GUTS or be on Legend of the Hidden Temple?

Title says it, clown or roller rink DJ, America finally decides!! -Would you rather have a career as a party clown or a roller rink dj? -Would you rather have toddler strength telekinesis or have super good luck but you aren't allowed to gamble? -Watch it or live stream it? -Would you rather revive the career of one child actor or undo the allegations of one me-too-ed celebrity?

Lets start this new year off a little... spicy... -Would you rather be immune to all bacteria or immune to other people people's bullshit? -Would you rather eat only buffalo wings for the rest of your life, or drink only buffalo sauce for the rest of your life? -All or Nothing -You have been called onto the stage by an amateur magician to help with their next act, would you rather assist by throwi...

It's finally time... to go back to the Matrix! -Would you rather bite the head off a bat or switch bodies with Ozzie Osbourne? -Would you rather masturbate in front of a live studio audience or have sex on national tv? There would be no recording of the masturbations) -Rat Pack or Snack Pack -Would you rather take the red pill or the blue bill?

Blessings to you and yours, from our hearts to your hearths, it is Christmas.

This week, we take a trip down memory lane, sample some exotic beverages, and embark on an island vacation! -Would you rather retake your senior photos or redo your prom experience? -Would you rather stare at the sun for 2 minutes straight or drink a whole 2 liter of crystal pepsi? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be stranded on the island from Lost or the Island from Spy Kids 2?

75 episodes, truly a milestone worth celebrating, if you remember the episode number, which we did not... -Would you rather not be able to stand for a week or not be able to sit or lay down for 24 hours? -Would you rather never use a bad word again, or have to shout a bad word at every child you encounter? -All or Nothing? -Would you rather everyone talk to you like you’re a toddler, or talk to yo...

This is a wild one, there's murder, amputation, and organized religion, its pretty full... -Would you rather be in a fight to the death with Big Bird or Elmo? -Would you rather lose 2 random fingers off of each hand or lose an entire hand (of your choice)?" -Stomp it or Chomp it? -Would you rather be the founder of an infamous cult, or the ender of a major religion?

Take off that belt and unbutton your pants, it's time to gorge yourself on cooked meats and brown food... -Would you rather have a delicious thanksgiving dinner with total strangers, or a disgusting thanksgiving dinner with family? -Would you rather eat your weight in turkey in under 24 hours or kill a turkey the same size as you with your bare hands? -All or Nothing -Would you rather eat a thanks...

None of our episodes are really, FOR kids, but this week in particular, maybe leave the kiddos at home, unless you've had "the talk"... -Would you rather share taste buds with your s/o or share a bathroom hole? -Would you rather be reborn as an amphibian or reborn as a senator? -Spit or Swallow -Would you rather make love to Papa John, or get FUCKED by the Noid?

This episode is full of nostalgic magic, Disney, cartoon pets, Toy Story, and digging a really big grave! -Would you rather only be able to chew on one side of your mouth or only be able to breath out of one side of your nose? -Would your rather live inside the its a small world attraction at Disney world for a month or ride the slinky dog dash roller coaster for 48 hours straight? -All or Nothing...

Please enjoy us for a night of high society, culture, arts, and entertainment won't you... -Would you rather have to swim 20 km, or sprint 5 km? -Would your rather cum a little bit every time you farted, or fart a lot every time you cum? -Discount or miscount -Would you rather go to a zoo and be allowed to feed the animals, or go to a museum and be allowed to touch the artwork?

You know what time its is folks, Happy Halloween! -Would you rather work part time as an actor in a haunted house forever or watch an awful low budget horror movie every night for a year? -Would your rather be a ghost or a vampire? -Trick or Treat -Would you rather never celebrate Halloween again or have to wear a costume and trick or treat ever year for the rest of your life?

It's time to back to the movies! Join us as we see a movie about, space, or the desert maybe? We're not sure... -Would you rather communicate only in emojis or eat your whole cell phone? -Would you rather take away women's rights or never play video games again? -Copyright Free Costumes -In a Post-apocalypse world, would you rather live in an abandoned mall or live in an abandoned apartment buildi...

Dying, being abducted by aliens, posting a Tik Tok!? This episode truly is full of macabre horrors... -Would you rather be Instagram famous or Tik Tok Famous? -Would you rather have an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii or die under a bridge? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be abducted by aliens and taken away from earth forever, or abducted by aliens and returned because they didn’t like you?

This week we pay respect to hard working officers of the law, and prison guards, and puppets. -Would you rather be a mall cop or a prison guard? -Would you rather punch a 2 year old and nobody knows, or not punch a 2 year old but everyone thinks you did? -Solid or Liquid -Would you rather Live out the plot of Jason Bourne or the plot of Pinocchio?

Today we explore the culturally relevant universe of.. Duck Dynasty? Alright, why not... -Would you rather eat all the leaves off of a large tree or have to rake your yard every week for a year? -Would you rather be a poor simp or a rich pimp? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be the host of a children's show or be a guest on duck dynasty?

Make my millennium! -Would you rather never smile for a picture again or never laugh at someone else's joke again? -Would you rather have a one-night stand with Gollum from LOTR or Beetlejuice? -Sloppy or clean? -Would you rather have all computer cables come alive as snakes or have all wheels gain the ability to feel pain and scream?

I'm in.. -Would you rather always be overdressed or always be underdressed? -Would you rather always be perfectly rested but late or never rested but perfectly on time? -All or Nothing -Would you rather have to plan and attempt and elaborate casino heist, or ask every person you encounter for money?

Where we're going this week, we don't need roads! Join us as we go back.... in TIME!! -Would you rather never answer a phone call again or never dial a phone call again? -Would you rather eat one whole carolina reaper pepper every week for a year or drink the blood of one man from north carolina? -All or Nothing -Would you rather be alive during the prehistoric era or during the middle ages?

Nothing like a blast from the past to remind us of our aging, failing bodies... -Would you rather have HGTV renovate your house or win a YMCA dream house? -Would you rather have 10x your intelligence or 10x your strength? -Bumpy or Smooth -At your current age, Would you rather relive the 90's or the 2000's?