Worst Episode Ever (A Simpsons Podcast)

Outtakes from WEE #161: The Intergenerational Safemaker Cousins, including breaking a tie in the HIPO rankings. What's our new Patreon tier? What would Jack do if he were Taylor Swift? Which Dan Mulhall needs to be killed? Why does everyone do everything? All that plus timecode antics, the Cruise Hole, and hot butter-churning tips on our Amish Barncast.  www.weepodcast.com

  Jack and Dan carry the Safemaker legacy and wrap up the latest batch of episodes by watching season 21's "Stealing First Base," a reactionary Boomer episode about how you can't do anything anymore, like kiss fourth graders without consent. WEE start our season finale by going right off the rails and putting hats upon hats upon hats until we have to wonder out loud what we're even doing anymore....

Outtakes from WEE #159 and WEE #160, including a discussion about Christopher Nolan's recent films. Is Dan starting the show like that? How do we come back in after crunching the numbers? Why is Quentin Tarantino a dumb-dumb? All that plus talkboys, birthday twins, Montell Jordan's theme for Jack talkin' about podcasts, and the same bits, over and over. www.weepodcast.com

This week, Jack and Dan watch Season 29's "Homer is Where the Art Isn't," a very specific parody of an obscure 70s TV drama that guest stars Bill Hader. Why are we putting our kids to bed early on a Saturday? What are we clutching onto? What is Jack's "Poetess"? Why you no Giacomo?? All that plus the three characteristic symptoms of Frovid, Two-Face crimes, Dan's notoriously hard elbows, HIPO-X, a...

This week, Dan and Jack watch Season 16's "Don't Fear the Roofer," guest starring Ray Romano as Homer's new best friend. How has Marge changed over the years? What one-time offer are WEE giving to Matt Groening? What is Jack and Dan's platonic friendship song? And what magazine was originally printed on maps? All that, plus the time Jack met Ray Romano, DEE-lites, trivia night recaps, stool cake,...

Outtakes from WEE #158: The Podcast of Record, including a discussion about the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Why are we covering "Flanders' Ladder"? Has L.A. jaded Jack? When does Dan say his best stuff? Who should they replace Kang with? Who caught Jack masturbating? All that plus Dan's Pennsylvania accents, Porn City, and a man doing a man's thing. www.weepodcast.com

This week, Dan and Jack celebrate a (very) delayed birthday bash by watching season 29's Flanders' Ladder, an episode where Bart is in a coma and talks to ghosts. Is this episode a birthday gift or a birthday curse? What is the biggest betrayal since Dylan went electric? Who did Ron DeSantis have a grudge against in Yale Law School? What is the only food Little Ghost Girl can eat? Who is the only...

Outtakes from WEE #157: Mayoween Whatever, including a peek at our rankings and figuring out the intro for the episode. Which podcasts are colliding? What does Jack miss most about New York? All that plus Freet, bad haircuts, and Jack & Dan talking about The Flash and other movies. www.weepodcast.com

Mayoween Fools! It's Draculas as far as the eye can see this week as Jack and Dan watch Season 27's Treehouse of Horror XXVI, an episode that features problematic accents and Sideshow Bob finally killing Bart. Should Sideshow Bob have been part booger?  What's Dracula's favorite holiday? Can you put a question mark in a hashtag? Who should play Willie Lumpkin in the MCU? Who is Groophic endorsing...

Helllooooooo, it's outtakes from WEE #156: My T*ts Are Saggin'... HELLBOUND! Can Jack remember the name of the Simpsons episode we're watching? Who has Three Stooges Syndrome? All that plus our Star Trek: Picard Review-Preview and random cockney accents. www.weepodcast.com

It's tangent city as Dan and Jack return with a new batch of WEElite episodes, starting with season 11's "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?," the episode where Homer becomes a food critic. Which network slogan are WEE stealing? What were Charles Foster Kane's last words? Who's taunting the lions at the zoo? Which Bus Stop character loves Fletch? Who is Beastimus John and what is his serial n...

Outtakes from before Jack and Dan began their commentary for Sync Points #11: Mank, for the WEE completionist who listens to everything, even tracks where Jack's mic is turned off. Which classic Bus Stop character makes an appearance? Should we have watched RIPD instead? How many times can Dan say "Mank" in six minutes? All that plus An Inconvenient Chromebook, JTZ, and Tom Sriver. www.weepodcast....

We're not here for a long time, we're here for a Mank time.   This April 1, Jack and Dan fool around by recording Sync Points #11 and talking over the entire Netflix original film Mank. We're not calling it a commentary track because there is very, very little Mank commentary. Instead we talk about the Rocky franchise, the Alien franchise, the Final Destination franchise and many, many more non-Ma...

Outtakes from Sync Points #10: We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story answering burning questions like: Do we remember how to start the show? Was The Matrix's Switch a southern belle? What will Dan post to reddit when Jack dies? All that plus Seinfeld talk, the cruel joke of aging, and random Power Rangers noises. www.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #155: Ghost COVID, including what happened after our rankings jump cut. Which "Take Me Out" will Dan sing? Is it okay for Dan to do that voice? Have WEE done it all? All that plus lots of okays, a new Hey Everybody, and Freet Peaking.  www.weepodcast.com

Jack & Dan take the world by storm with the final episode of our Season 33-a-thon, covering the two-part episode "A Serious Flanders," a detailed, violent, non-canon parody of the Fargo TV series.   What's the month to be thankful? Who do we want on the WEE Soundtrack album? Who hosts the new Netflix show "Is it Schlort?" Who is the Typhoid Mary of Ghost COVID? Do you hate us? (Let us know in the...

Outtakes from WEE #154: My Tits Are Flyin'... WORLDWIDE! including a rankings tie-breaker and a depressing update on Jack's broken foot. Are there dockworkers at Willow's house? Who does Groophic think caused 9/11? What sounds zen? All that plus an out-of-season Ol' Dracula Fingers, not-so-modern vernacular, and Jack & Dan's Disney+ roundup. www.weepodcast.com

Set your VR dials for this week's WEE where Dan and Jack cover Season 33's "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!", an episode about clickbait and cancel culture. How did The Simpsons rip off The Dark Knight Rises? Why is Jack like the Twinnings company? How do you picture Tweaky the Twist? All that plus WEE VR, big bingo cards, shit shields, and the Shop Rite of...

Outtakes from WEE #153: Dockworkers & Tomatoes, including a behind-the-curtain look at how our new ranking system is going. Should we have done third points? Why were we blacklisted from radio forever? Where's Bobby Fischer? All that plus two cans on a string, the Queen of Radio, Peetreon, and the Jim Carrey Animated Universe Podcast.  www.weepodcast.com

Dan and Jack continue the Season 33-a-thon with "Boyz N the Highlands," where Bart and Martin confront each other—and satanists—in the Celtic moors of Springfield. Oh and Lisa is called Jules now. Who is Springfield's alpha bully? Who would be the perfect Duke in a live action movie of The Critic? What TV show will CBS make when we fold spacetime? Who was secretly the leader of the Dock Worker Uni...

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #152: It's Schlort! including a three minute conversation during the break covering Andor, Rise of Skywalker, and the hit NBC series Heroes. What was Greg Grunberg's superpower on Heroes? Does Jack have COVID? Why we gotta eat those potatoes? All that plus a prisoner's dilemma, Arrested Development Season 5, Jack's RoommateCast, and Dan's gaping asshole. OKAY....

Jack and Dan continue their Season 33-a-thon with "Pixelated and Afraid," an intense episode where Homer and Marge are stranded in a snowy forest. Did they animate Homer's penis? Does Mr. Funny Man think the episode is funnier than Dan? Which bus stop character do you pull on? What's your HEBO?  What are you doing with your time? All that plus circle-cracks, the original Bored Ape NFT, Wolverine e...

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #151 including developing the quarter-point rankings and a look a tie-breaking discussion. What's the difference between a formula and an algorithm? Why would Jeff Bezos use extra strength wart cream? How did Ant-Man get released from the Quantum Realm? How do you live without us? All that plus Jack's OnlyFans setup, sentient paper towels, and the guy who goes...

Straight outta WEE Studios West (and New Jersey), Dan and Jack kick off the next era of WEE with a mini-marathon of season 33 episodes. First up: Poorhouse Rock, a musical about late-stage capitalism and the death of the middle class. Sounds like a blast! Is season 33 truly the comeback season? What's everybody hullabalooling about? How long has it been since WEE recorded? What do we think of the...

The dead speak!! Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #150, an episode that was recorded and released over 11 months ago. It's not much but it's a taste of more to come, with all new episodes coming soon in 2023! What happens when Dan speaks truth to power? Can Jack close the show? Where's Freet moving to? All that plus discussions about Station Eleven and a classic Star Trek: TNG episode, a peek...