Worst Episode Ever (A Simpsons Podcast)

In our 150th episode, pieces of shit Jack & Dan watch season 21's "To Surveil with Love," an episode where Lisa joins the debate team and Springfield becomes a moral police state... sort of? What is the central conceit of the podcast we've done 150 episodes of? Have any bus stop characters undergone conversion therapy? Who are the four Chrises you meet along the way? All that plus a Wiggum-Nude Co...

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #149: Livin' Evita? Loca! including a behind-the-curtain look at the rankings and a five-way tie with "The President Wore Pearls." What don't women like? Why does Jack look like the Riddler? Where's Old Kinderhook? All that plus dirty pee hands, Space Covid, our traditional pre-show warmup, Dan's Solo Corner, and the top 10 reasons why Jack sucks. Awooga! www.wee...

This week Dan and Jack die deep into the mass grave and dive deep into Season 15's "The President Wore Pearls" a sort-of-fun parody of Evita. What do they teach in Pre-K? What is AI Jack saying in 35 years? Is Dan a Bart or a Milhouse? How much more juice can be run out of this? All that plus aspect ratio talk, a trilogy of Homer nonsense, the extra WEE alarm, visibly stupid presidents, Jim Balcon...

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #148: The Sentient Callback Always Rings Twice, including spoiler-filled discussions of Midnight Mass and Battlestar Galactica. What was Adam McKay's Succession before Succession? What's the all-new WEE? Why does Dan have a hat on? All that plus minor Eternals spoilers, well-known phrases, the SNL Spartans, and a behind-the-curtain look at how we ranked "The Road...

This week Jack and Dan watch Season 32's "The Road to Cincinnati," an episode that stars Skinner and Chalmers and features very little Simpsons. What's the opposite of "starts with a bang"? What's that light whooshing going by? Is God union? Why is Joker on the case? All that plus eagle ears, sentient pool skimmers, D-Anon, dystopian Rockwell, turtles all the way down, and a callback in a trenchco...

Straight outta New Joisey, it's deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #147.5: You Don't Think There's Any French Jews in New Jersey? including discussing what clips to use and the pre-record origin of the New Jersey McMcGillicuddies. Who's on the WEE Studios soundboard? What's Dan deleting off his computer? What's the Mom's name in Beetlejuice? All that plus Jack's num-nums, Little Fart Girl, shame...

This week Dan and Jack watch season 9's "Lisa the Simpson," the episode where Lisa finds out about the Simpsons dumbening gene and Jasper freezes himself at the Kwik-E-Mart. What is the standard podcasting recording outfit? What's our Super Wee-lite Tier? Is this "25th Hour"? Do we need help? All that plus episode creeps, Old Dracula Fingers' true name, Electric Jackaloo, Pearlcast, and a felon at...

Happy Thanksgiving WEE-Universe! Putting this out early so our inane between-recording nonsense can entertain you during your holiday travels.  Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #146: including Dan & Jack figuring out how to rank episodes that are recorded out of order. Who's the angry and impatient one? What's the saddest story Jack's ever told? What should Joseph Gordon-Levitt's name have been...

Dan and Jack take twenty minutes out of recording a regular Worst Episode Ever episode to watch and discuss the Spider-Man No Way Home Trailer in typical WEE fashion. It probably should have come out days ago, but Peter, we're so old!!!!  weepodcast.com

This week Dan and Jack watch Season 15's "My Big Geek Wedding," the Simpsons episode where its splitsville for Seymour Skinner and Ms. Krabappel. What gets Jack and Dan cancelled? What's the most obscure WEE Studios character we can remember? WHAT IF… Groophic didn't wear a helmet? All that plus peak jerkass, kid time fun,  low-rent Beetlejuice, Shemu, Little Ghost Boy, Johnny Bahama, the Omni-Fau...

Outtakes and Marvel talk from WEE #145: Octoween Whatever: We Don't Open Egan's Tab including Adam Trollman, delay troubles, tiny air pianos, and pondering who should write Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. www.weepodcast.com

For people who both love and hate The Simpsons, Jack and Dan kick off the Fall 2021 season of Worst Episode Ever with a spooky new Octoween covering Season 33's Treehouse of Horror XXXII, a satire eclipse of an episode with more vignettes than jokes. How were our summers? What is Old Dracula Fingers' new book called? What is Jack's head canon for bidets? Does Commie Dan like the capitalist jokes?...

You thought were dead!! But we're not!! But you thought we were!!! weepodcast.com

Find out what our YouTube audience got to see that you missed during our LIVE recording of WEE #144: Ruffio II: Rule of Two: Take My Gorp, Please? (Spoilers: It's mostly technical difficulties.) Who might Dan kill? What is Jack's Mom's username? Are there good Karens? Remember Popeyes? All that plus an impromptu Q&A with the hosts, the WEE Deleted Scenes Theme Song, and Primer 2: Jack Pees on Dan'...

In this gross (get it?) livestreamed Spring finale, Jack & Dan are joined by "Ghost of Podcast Past" Matt Stein and listeners in the chat to cover season 25's "Days of Future Future," another flash-forward episode that shows us a divorced 40-year-old Bart and cyborg Homer, among other things. Do most podcasts start with a popsicle and then go from there? What did Burlington Coat Factory mean by "m...

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #140, WEE #141, WEE #142, and our Spring 2021 announcement episodes, including Marvel talk and Jack and Dan trying to figure out how to explain the Grogu joke. Will there be dock worker jokes? Did WEE pick an episode? It's not Jack's asshole, is it? All that plus manly boobs vs. man boobs, Icelandic screams, and Jack's new podcast voice.  www.weepodcast.com

This week Dan and Jack watch Season 16's Future-Drama, a Poehler-izing flash-forward episode about teenage Bart and Lisa's prom and Homer and Marge's umpteenth separation. Is Aquaticmann pro-union? What is the WEE Ultimate Fan Sweepstakes Contest? Where is Freet moving to? All that plus a hidden a-Jenda, Kermit D. Alf, Ted Bunda, and The Waldoman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B57bOy2Dzjg Visit...

This week two bad podcast hosts Dan & Jack watch "Diary Queen," an episode from the Season 32 that uses a weak Bart & Lisa story as a long-delayed goodbye to Edna Krabappel and the late Marcia Wallace. Should The Simpsons do a time jump? What will Jack's tombstone read? What is the proper way to listen to this podcast? All that plus your Chicago jokes, Lucy Louless, WEE Studio+, Freet-119, and "Fu...

OK WEE Universe, this requires explanation... This is a short deleted scene recorded just before WEE #142. Jack and I were batch recording the "next time on WEE" parts of the current season, but couldn't stay on track, dipped into tangents about Star Wars and Mario Kart, and then (because we're idiots) referred back to those non-canonical tangents several times in the actual WEE #142. Particularly...

This week, Dan & Jack watch the season 25 premiere "Homerland," a parody of Homeland and NOT a parody of the South Park episode "Cartmanland." What is the famous theme song to "Homeland"? Are there enough cereal-based IRA jokes? Who is our go-to Matheson? Are we the worst podcast on the internet? All that plus Sal Bean, sad shriners, sad strippers, Wizard of Oz beats, and the Floating City Book. V...

This week Jack & Dan watch season 18's "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times," a vignette episode that parodies Batman and The Count of Monte Cristo. How will Jack die? How should Dan Castellaneta have fun in the booth? What should the good extra beat alarm be? What will draw in the lookie-loos? All that plus shades of jerkass, Marge-a Wayne, Fritz Goldberg, and It's Back: A We're Back: A Din...

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE 139: Ruffio I: We've All Been Crucified, Get Over Yourself. What's Jesus's podcast called? Does everybody fart? What's Dan's timecode? All that plus Star Wars talk, delay shenanigans, and the Ray Donovan of superhero shows.  www.weepodcast.com

It's creepy time! Jack and Dan kick off the Spring 2021 return of Worst Episode Ever by watching Season 31's Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?, an episode where a vulnerable little boy loses his faith in God after his two mothers die and no one tries to help him. How old are Rod and Todd? Who was the first Pope? Does anyone actually pause the episode at the break? What's Christina Ricci's fav...

Jack and Dan are back! (A Dinosaur's etc.) Along with some non-canonical parenting advice, here are the next six episodes we'll be covering on Worst Episode Ever this spring. And we're not including them in the episode description so that you'll be forced to listen to nonlinear tangents that only we find funny - it's the WEE Studios way! www.weepodcast.com

April Fools! No new WEE episode today, but Dan & Jack do have a brand new Sync Points commentary track for the real life movie and hammered-into-the-ground- running-joke, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. Did Sam Raimi rip off this film? What's our plans for April 1, 2023? Do dinosaurs have penises? All that plus Go Back! A Dinosaur's Sequel, We're Still Here! A Right Now Story, and We're Mank! A Sc...