Wisecracker

Holy Toledo it’s a historic one. Audio is not great but we’ll fix it next time. Joined by China Frank, KD, and Brody. That’s right, 5ive crackers on Thr33 mics talking about what is considered a drug, the 3 pleasures, being pissheads, how eating seaweed is globalism, gaylick, classic name talk, the origin of the Naismith name, The Art Of War, jumping jacks, slapping nuts, dead deer story, dead bod...

Wow, a smoking hot live-and-in-person cast. Gotta love it baby. We're coming down from the 4th and go on and on about how things need to stop trying to be French, who is allowed to wave the American flag, Faygo, fish life, brain talk, knowing you wont reach your potential, Girls, fweedom for BC, does time matter, HIV polio, fear height, ACAB is hate speech, non-racist skinheads, cars, tools, sport...

Heyo jugboys. We're BACK. Something was in the air this week. Lotta ruckus out there. Just Sam and Mac this week and they cover some of the ruckus they went through since last pod along with cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the tubboys by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and subscribe to the Youtube channel to watch webcam footage of the cast.&nb...

Wow hell yes dude we drove 3,000 to do Season 2. Sam and China Frank recap their trip to The West. We kick it off talking about fear of the eternal darkness, imagining a bunch of guys, Moth Man, busting a lock, Prickett’s Fort Chicken, Adrian “Bay” Wright, Starbucks employees are the same everywhere, dealing with babies in Kentucky, stealing sports from Aztecs, breaking into the Delco FBI building...

Yes dude HELL YES. We made it to one year. The One Year Mother Freaking Anniversary . To celebrate, we talk about who did people want to time-machine-kill before hitler, starving kids with the round guts, being a libtard, team USA, closing the borders, Men And Guys Alliance, doing backflips ‘n shit, dumpster grocery shopping, new statues, it’s time for the Arabs to dominate again, killing Genghis...

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Best one yet imo. All love. We talk about getting auto warranty calls from Johnny Football, taking naps, blue Pepsi, hollywood P-talk, Brown's QBs, rescind, what the future looks like, Olivia Rodrigo visiting Biden, Disney rides, fittings for actors, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premiu...

I swear to god I'm going to have a stroke. Oh baby yeah. Talk about some good stuff but I didn't write it down. Stuff like teeth whitening, new laughs, air patriotism, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to wisecracke...

Yes dude what is good. God bless have a happy Independence Day. We're up to no good talkin bout Cars 2, turning the sand to glass, getting burnt, puberty lessons, jugs are back, long tits, standing at the table, flirting, gotta blame someone, driving home after watching Fast and Furious, is Vin Diesel actually r-worded, no one wants to have sex with this guy, gay black history month, what cars are...

Would you guys come to a live show for the 1 year anniversary in Delco? Let us know because that could be a thing. In this one we rage against Dr. Pepper Cream Soda (DP CS), military YouTube, Pearl Harbor and it’s repercussions, chess was the original Call Of Duty, being too good of an ally, what really happens on the moon, special edition Budweisers, voter suppression ideas, eating asian meats, t...

Citizen app notifications turned back on this summer boys. We discuss everyone getting some action, 6’1” is the new short, "I am a Chinese boy", The Outlaw Jose Whales, spitting is healthy, shootin' the shit with the fellas on the corner, female instinct, fight talk, be a bitch when you’re drunk, getting a little pissed, 100% beef, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the...

Back with a banger. Show it to your freakin dad. We talk about the show’s female assistants, white clawlin, another Six Flags trip, clam bake, falling in love with a cop, showing your bae Cramer’s racist rant, improv comedy for the guys, build back better, falling asleep on rollercoasters, bulimia, not pissing before bed, teens ruining your life, giving Fauci a spanking, hero dog with bad name, ma...

No new episode this holiday weekend so here is one from the Patreon Vault.  An attempt at a clean episode comes up short as we discuss creating the perfect football movie, creating the perfect football player, what Bam Margera is up to, anxiety solutions, playground prime age, Peter Pan, the United States Military, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by...

If you’re still following laws, wake the f*ck up. This week we theoretically discuss what makes a person hot in 5th grade, micro beads, tunnels under D.C., apologizing to China, who do you vote for if you’re rich, ordering delivery is emasculating, attack driverless delivery robots, grip strength, Mac has an intervention, growing up in West (of) Philadelphia, how to treat the next master species,...

Talking about the movie Antz, *little* bit about the Middle East, catching a fly with chopsticks, CDC covering up toilet deaths, not taking a shit, not taking Jo Biden’s money, is kamala...one of the boys?, Biphobia, summer of ‘stache, Sly Stallone’s beautiful daughter’s podcast, how to get a job even though you suck, soda is medicine, Fanta’s troubling origins, Six Flags Gold Pass, masks have bee...

Hell yes KINGS what is up. We talk about Sam's Volleyball girlfriend (?), air hockey girls, New Yorkers wanted to get hit by the Chinese space junk, Joe Biden going to 7/11, hitting 600ft home runs, gay party/Jewish party, the Gay Lie, Ariana Grande pirate curse, trump pickle Rick, car alarm talk, no more political scandals, origins of horses, Neil degrass Tyson suckin D, guns, cars, tools, sports...

Back to bicoastal business with China Frank. We're talking New York being back, vandalizing the Dick Cheney monument, the vaccine for blue balls, if China was an open mic comic, we’ll take any bet, getting called a slur after saving a man’s life, how deep this one fuckin lake is, what does “gay” mean, man made lakes, the real Atlantis, not trusting the theory of evolution, using 520 nukes to build...

Hey so turns out covid is real and, don’t freak out, but one of us might have it. Meanwhile we honor the Penncrest Lax State Champs and discuss club life updates, how to pronounce alumni, how cool/crazy people became crazy/gay, who is gonna pay for the funeral, Hannah Gadsby’s Tenet, supercrowdedcovidliciousexpecttocomedownwithadiagnosis, getting peer pressured at the club, beg Fauci for forgivene...

The Cosmic Alliance is set. The chains have been broken. The purification is complete and the renewal has begun. The time of the World Turtle is upon us. The crackers touch on various topics this week including a new cbs show, shampoo, defending the president, problems at the border, gotta deport somebody, soyface vaccine selfies, radicalizing friends, smalldixsex stock, stop and frisk 2, 18/22, b...

TILAAAAAAA  Another one about guns, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to wisecrackerpodcast@gmail.com and we'll answer them! RATE AND REVIEW ON ITUNES Subscribe to the youtube channel why not Follow @DRSAMNAISM...

Back in Delco. Sam has traveled cross country 7 times during this pandemic. Good to be home and talking about stretching, dumping turds in chairlifts, more Radio talk, smashing beer bottles in pools, becoming ungovernable, hiding your herpes, walk-up songs to talk to girls, not needing to wear a mask while eating/drinking lifehack, you can hate the minions but you gotta respect them, Australian ci...

Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes in Chet Hanks, Eminem, Jason Williams, along with Mac and Sam, White Boy Summer may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions. We've assembled a team of exceptional white bois while also discussing cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the K.I.N.G.S by subscribing to the $1 Patreon f...

Woah I like this. Live from North Hollywood California, the crackers are joined by Money Bags Frank to discuss getting dumb at the gym, Michael Bay’s TransYouth, name talk, China slowly growing, jokering yourself in the green hot tub, youtube thumbnails, Zack Snyder's vision, the mysterious death of Homerun Hank Aaron, dr. tony fauci soprano, bowing to China, if Maggie Gyllenhaal is hot enough for...

Happy St. Patrick's Day. We're not Irish so we don't talk about it (we forgot).  Live from North Hollywood California, the Boys Are Back In Town. The crackers come back strong after a week off to celebrate Sam's quarter centennial. 400 beers later we come in hot. Topic include how Andrew Cuomo using straight sexual allegations to hide the fact that he’s gay, making your Inception totem fit in...

Jam out baby, cause music is all we have left. Music and our fire arms . Music , our firearms , and satisfying instagram goo videos or the ones where they cut soap with a razor . This week da crackaz make a custom guitar and discuss various topics such as: Mad Men eugenics pitch, anti-anti-cig propaganda, changing your race for soda, Silicon Valley inventing DRUGS 2, BlackBerry sex talk, optical i...