Wisecracker

F-this, F-that, it's Patty's weekend and we're cussing. May the leprechauns dance over your bed and bring you sweet dreams. Today's topics: you think we all don’t want to just have gay sex?, fancy plates, nuking it, segregation, firefighters then vs now, where’s fouci?, Patty’s day, pint of four loco, housing people, getting your penis signed, can art, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs,...

We're back after a weeks hiatus for Sam's birthday. As a thank you, you get this one early. Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo. This one is about Ukrainian AIDS, lunch stoplight, lying, Jussie Smollett cried MAGA, 911 call, combat gloves and a knife, The Batman, going T, tard airlines, sunning your balls, we’re Christians, folding table prices, bugs bunny porn shirt, Mac’s LA Trip, birthday party, Indian Peng...

It's all happening, enjoy the show boys. This one we go on and on about Call Of Duty: Predictive Programing, keeping war OS (old school), Sean Penn, conspiracy theories, the real silent majority, a call to action for women, playing chops at a military funeral, false flag lookout, car wash, big time, quantum suicide, doomsday clock, Joe and The Multiverse, MSG, e-cards, cars, tools, sports, beer, s...

Episode 76, the number of the American Patriot. Pretty fitting that we drop it on president’s day. Lotta classic wisecracker misinformation in this one, we chat about World Star videos, r/deathcaughtoncamera, tiktok language, stand with gay truckers, taco hoof, Ram’s Super Bowl Champs, balling at the gay courts, Delco boys world wide, tar pits, mermaids, how to arm wrestle, racking, how to make yo...

Hell yes tubbies, this one dropping early. A little Superbowl weekend surprise. Enjoy. We talk about hitting up the wrong strip club, welcome to Philly James Harden, heat wave, penis cancer, gay mafia, ASMR (gay ass I’m R), Drake tupperware, Valentines day, support Bam, bad auditions, Tree of Life, Jessica Chastain, brown collar, a working class actor, Super Bowl predictions, cars, tools, sports,...

Nice little one, ferda. Talking about penis curve, detach from programming, #glazed, opening ceremonies, slavery, what we know, Wendy’s bat-soup, had to cut a bit that’s tasteless, war (again!), pussy is like an ear, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the tubboys by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and subscribe to the Youtube channel to watch webc...

Oh boy fellas. Let's recover from the mistakes of this weekend, what do ya say? Kind of a gross one at times, but we talk about winter storm, dream or premonition, if we were superman, presidential pets, city of bridges, birthdays, conference championship weekend, women in film, tits, ass, impeachment on FX, what to do on a snow day, fat superheroes, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, a...

Oh yes baby, I love it. Winter is in full swing. Enjoy this one while you recover from a Playoff weekend of 100 beers. We chat it up about a government program for young women, car repair, robbing someone, resenting people, what Mac vs PC should have been, being a tiny guy, what makes a guy sexy, Gotti (2018) talk, critics are pajama boys who are feminized, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, d...

Yeah baby, hell yeah, its Wild Card Weekend lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! This is an easy one, very chill. We talk about how Pete Davidson was invented, eating celebrities, pairing, what’s heaven like, jewish people in sports, Batman Forever talk, flying cross country, fema camps, Sam’s eating disorder, The Last Duel, cars, t...

Oh boy it is the insurrection anniversary special. God bless America, we talk about the dirty diaper inauguration, the bible, sequels, shadow ban city, blockbusters, box seats, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the tubboys by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and subscribe to the Youtube channel to watch webcam footage of the cast. Premium Episodes...

The boys are BACK and its a new year (more like new beer). Gifting the gab, shooting the sh*t, talking about the panda express across from Madison Square Garden, How french people say pussy, Per Se, social network movie, the hidden line in the Declaration of Independence, why Ben Franklin invented the bifocals, truth about the pfizer inoculation, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and o...

Live from the concrete concentration camp (NYC), let's talk some shit. Selling India, Indian SNL, pedo real estate talk, miami stories, masks in the middle east, 10 billion dollar telescope, what the hidden figures did at nasa, NAGA, would you have aborted Tony Fauci, dumbass little dog, tap water, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the tubboys by subscribing to the $1 P...

Oh yeah oh yes oh yessir. This week we get really fired up about doing the mess around, blind power, disappointed by…boobs(?!), letting your son drive, being junkies, impossible vax, herpes again, cat ears, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the tubboys by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and subscribe to the Youtube channel to watch webcam footage...

Yooooo aha bet bet bet check this jawn out. We break down Scooby Doo, seed oil, worst states, new titty dress, what’s Chris Tucker up to, Sly Stallone is Q, van life, middle bun, just want to golf, the grinch song, how to shop, the french virus, most diseases come from banging monkeys, junky horse, going crazy but cool, my friend Jason Sudeikis, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and ot...

Dang boys we're STUFFED. Talkin bout working at the candy factory, the wisecracker advent calendar, wild thornberrys sex dreams, E.T., Wakanda patriots, Taryn Hatcher, fights in sports, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the tubboys by subscribing to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and subscribe to the Youtube channel to watch webcam footage of the cast. Weekly...

Ooohhhh BOY looks like we have a Monday Classic. Monday Night Podcast with John Madden. Primetime shit, sorry for the delay but this is worth it. We shoot the s**t about together mode, what does it take to be a monk, f***ed on both ends, slander, darkness, finger injuries, Bill O’Reilly, loofahs, gay radio, police raid at Sam’s apartment, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Jo...

A good old fashioned cracker sode. Bread and butter. Gotta love it. We discuss having a great ass but no clout, dr. pepper cream soda, go back to your country, korean bbq, high stakes trampoline, Timotheé Chalamet, nicknames, vax cards, gender bending, trying some new stuff, storms brewing, the doctor’s daughters, x to the z Xzibit, bud vs buddy, Vegas trip, Haley Ballet Face, science is a jokecar...

Hell yes dude get that poison vax away from us! lol just kidding... let's talk some real ish: tiktok Americans, voting, the Real week, women want us, actor’s range, the Delco Trail, singles night, party at taco bell, little caesar’s commercial, the Rodgers’ Rate, “on the rainbow”, the missing link, what it’s all about, our sponsors, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the...

Hell yeah we're back on our regular schedule and we're stronger than ever. We shoot the s about covid tests, popeyes p***y juice sandwich, No Time To Die spoiler free review, dress for the SEC girlfriend you want, losing your wallet, Q-branch, agent 0.08, halloween costumes, swooping in, Wisecracker Curse, black hitler youth, Delaware arc, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. J...

Finally, a new episode, and it’s a hectic (but classic) Halloween special two weeks before Halloween. We tell tale of the Ghost of John, a ghoulish story of circumcision, Mac's 2nd grade play, quaker stuff, Sam is not on drugs, Burbank is Halloween Town, making a deal with a witch, the hassle of the last two weeks, Sam’s commercial shoot, getting covid tested eight times, frontline hero girlfriend...

Secrets revealed, prophecies fulfilled, beers had, its a mother freaking Saturday Special cast for you tubboys. God bless us/U.S. We talk crap about chinese microchips, apple’s newest tech, R-town, what prison is like, why kids need to wear masks, Queer Jim, Pearl Jam, hiding drugs, our frat, ranking them, trading states, fake Sean Penn, furniture repair, gross talk, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex...

Forget everything you THINK you know about the pod. On this jawn (haha that means a lot of things from where we are from) we talk about what women want, porn mug, being a patriot for golf, 2nd asshole, the boy's diet, pirate politician, suicide pills, changing a Survivor tradition, trigger warnings, weaponizing piss, we broke up posts, one day gf, ghandi quotes, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, mon...

Busting up laughing? Having a good freaking time? Are you? Hell yeah, brother, that's good to hear. We talk about watching TV in the bathroom, losing grasp of reality, seggs, looking good on apps, Gay Israelites, bumper stickers, email chains, don’t tell me what to do, casino heist, the gate saga continues, dildo birds, Amazon whores, who deserves an amber alert, missing girls, blood scream mask,...

Oh yes hell yeah it's the 9/11 special. We talk baked goods, being more Christ like, identification bracelets, new patriots, Bush drunk on 9/11, elementary voodoo rituals, talkin shit on Al Gore, booster drip, Homo Simpson, dresses for men, getting choked out by a woman, weird dude, being attacked at the bar, hot Terrorist, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Join the tubboys...

God breathed on this one boys. Wowie. Can you feel it? Summer might be ending but the light is beating the darkness. Also it's Mac's Birthday which is most definitely what is up. Our favorite Argentina…Argentinian…Argentinan actress, 10 tabling, a Rocket League season to remember, Dog the Bounty Hunter pass, Papa John Jesus Piece, Shaq on Hinge, different racial perspectives, washing chicken, anti...