Wisecracker

New 'sode for you Wiseguys. Share it with your boiz. We go in on cold burgers, getting trash over the border wall into Mexico, The Clock King, Sussession, night walks, trying not to curse, running for mayor, Karen'ing Aunt Jemima, snoozing in the tub (once again), telling women they could work at hooters, a Delco Insurrection, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to t...

Accidentally just posted this on a Monday. Consider this a President's Day gift....oh......... and these pussies grab back.  In this episode we talk about passing out, defend hot dogs, fighting Dylan, Plane hit and runs, if Chicago was a Doctor Seuss book, what colors taste like, becoming the next Dog The Bounty Hunter, fetishizing Joe Biden, renting movies from the library, Home Alone 9/11,...

Life is good. The bros chat up an autistic bike kid, Fight Ball, the 400 pound man that stoped eating, falling asleep in a hot tub, blinking in code, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. I hate my fucking life.  Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to wisecrackerpodcast@gma...

First episode of Black History Month. This week we talk about having C-virus, wild cat noises, Mexican Jews, stolen dog valor, seeing people get killed, alienating improvisers, being artsy, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to wisecrackerp...

Sam's computer crashed 35 minutes in and erased the podcast so we just picked up were we left off with prayer, airsoft gun combat, collecting trash is good, all actors on tv shows are men, how to deal with your neighbors, the true weekend structure, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/w...

We're back on that Monday Grind for a special MLK day banger talking about sleeping, "president" biden's inauguration, sweet Italian sausage, our developmentally disabled sons, UCLA girls, giving bums money, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questio...

A special Saturday Wildcard Weekend ep, and it's a wild one. The crackers talk about The Battle of Capital Hill, Superman's Fortress of Incelitude, pounding bananas, sucking slit, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to wisecrackerpodcast@gma...

What a world. In this one the crackers talk about Girl Joker, The Toyota RAV4, "Trickle-Down Pussy", plea for women to join the patreon, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. As Always giving advice as well. First episode of the year. Hopefully 2021 is a more boring year like, I don't know, 2017 or 2009, or 2006, or 1999. Subscribe to the patreon for $1. Weekly Premium Epis...

In this one the crackers give some advise and discuss getting fatter, sleeping naked and rock hard, RV guy, Elvis suicide bomb, Nicole Kidman, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Last episode of 2020, time to be thankful. Hopefully 2021 is a more boring year like, I don't know, 2017 or 2009, or 2006, or 1999. Subscribe to the patreon for $1. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.co...

Sorry about the audio, the mic was facing the wrong way for the first 30 minutes. Shut up, I'm stressed out. If you want good, clear audio, sub to the Patreon. It's the holidays, am I right? We don't mean to shame anyone for their lifestyle choices and hope everyone is happy as long as they aren't hurting anyone. Hope you have a good laugh this week. This one should have been hidden behind a...

On this week's free episode, the crackers talk about a shooting that took place two blocks away from their apartment, the uselessness of the spacebar, taking movies as a pill, the wild success of the Patreon launch, cars, guns, football, beer, chicks and etc. Note from the Editor: We go pretty hard on a particular TX Representative. We thank you for your service and the eye patch is cool.  So...

Here's the pitch: listen to this episode, then subscribe to the hot new Patreon for this week's premium episode, which is twice as good. It's only $1 a month to become a VIP Wisecracker listener. You get exclusive episodes, videos, and other shit, I'm not sure. It's $1 cmon. If we get 25 subscribers by Christmas, I will leak my own nudes. Patreon advised us not to make it $1 but what the f*ck do t...

The guys welcome another fella to the winning team, tell you how to take a picture with a girl, end alcoholic-shaming, and make a call to action. Send this link to your guy's groupchat, send us proof, and we'll shout you out on the next episode.   Need Advice? Email your questions to wisecrackerpodcast@gmail.com and we'll answer them! Rate, Review, Share, Let Them Know You've Had Enough Follo...

Sorry for the late upload. Recorded this one on Monday but bum-ass Anchor (or only sponsor ever) has been down so here we are, celebrating the holiday with family, in person. The only thing we're "locking down" is some hot wives.  Rate, Review, Share, Abandon Despair  Follow @DRSAMNAISMITH Follow @macnaismith

Hell yes. Was hanging out with a friend from Delco all weekend so that's why every other filler word, discourse marker, pause filler, or hesitation word is "fuckin". Sorry. Besides that this one is a banger.  Rate, Review, Share, My Hair's Turnin White, My Neck's Always Been Red, My Collar's Still Blue  Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith

What else was goin on this week? Sean Connery and Alex Trebek called final Jeopardy. Stop drinking tap water 2k21. Rate, Review, Share, Mail 200k Biden Ballots to Swing States After the Polls Close Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith

Well, we did it everyone, we voted to not have Presidents anymore. Good, too much of a headache. Welcome to the next 3 months of life aka 79 Days of Hell. Let's riot for all the wrong reasons and pump out so many kids because its time to get that population to 9 billion baby. Oh yeah Alexis joins us again. Rate, Review, Share, Mail 200k Biden Ballots to Swing States After the Polls Close Follow @M...

The WC's brought the heat for this one.  Do not listen if you are a viral comedian/comedienne. Please Rate, Subscribe, Share, And Don't Listen To Your State's Governor  Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith

Just the brothers on this one. We get heated about OJ Simpson, Leap Years, Michelle Obama (this goes without saying), and Sam's 1 gallon water makes another appearance. Please Rate and Review on iTunes and Share with your friends if you're comfortable with them knowing what kind of slop you put in your ears. Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith

Shut up, I know it's a day late, I'm very busy. Not all of us are sitting around take-take-taking from the government, okay? I forgot to upload last night and was busy all day, which is a shame because this one is a real classic. We have the tall, hilarious, guy's guy Dylan Palladino for this special Columbus Day 2020 episode. Let us know if you want D-money back on because he was such a fun guest...

Folks, it's cuffing season, which means cucking season is right around the corner. The great Sebastian Conelli join Mac and Sam to talk about being a clown, frat rituals, and Pawn Stars. Check out Seb's podcast 'Loud About Nothing'   Rate, Subscribe, Share, Pray for our President's full recovery  Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith

Covering all of this week's topics and dishing out some advice. That is a description I could use for literally any single one of these episodes.  THIS PODCAST IS NOT PAID FOR BY DONALD J. TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT, THIS IS ALSO NOT AN OFFICIAL PODCAST OF JOSEPH R. BIDEN OR THE RADICAL LEFT.  Rate, Subscribe, Share, Vote lol Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith

Would be a damn shame to cover up that rockin body with a robe...but we simply must #fillthatseat (and she would fill it nicely with her nice ass ((and we're talking nice for a 22 year old and she's 50!)) The second these start getting 200 per episode (we're close), we'll start doing paid bonus ones on a patron for like $1 a month. If not we might just stop all together. We'll see.  Rate, sub...

Sorry for this one teachers. We come at you hard . Rate, subscribe, share, and stop going along with The 2020 Hoax Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith

Freebasinary or Freebasins consist of old men who smoke cocaine that trace their origins to the local fraternities of freebasers that from the end of the 14th century free based cocaine. Like, subscribe, share, and watch Sam and Mac's video " Plandemic " on Facebook Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith samnaismith.com