Wine, Whine, and Once

Ingrid's Backstory (TM) just dropped! And boy is it upsetting. Including, but not limited to: shaved ice sister, Wesseltonian Chicken Dance, BFF Ribbons, and bucket goo. Meanwhile, Emma's powers have gone allllll cattywampus with electricity. Why? We aren't terribly sure, but it's certainly a thing! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.c...

This episode begs the question that nobody asked: how many shots would it take for Dee and Lo to get cozy with OUaT characters. Spoiler alert: in most cases, it's less than you'd think! Aside from all of that, we also learn about Belle's history with Anna, details about who Ingrid actually is, and that Storybrooke has an ice cream truck! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! E...

We interrupt this plot to bring you even MORE from Emma's Tragic (TM) Backstory! This time featuring her short-lived friendship with Lily the Liar. And also Emma won't leave Regina alone, but that's a given. But hey, at least they find Frosting and get some more ominous information about her nefarious plans! It's a BAD time. We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gm...

You know what's worse than Captain Hands? MURDER FINGIES! For absolutely no plot reason that we can discern, Hook gets his hand back with a side of murder, making his date with girly pop princess Emma a biiiiiiit interesting. Oh yeah, and the sorcerer's apprentice is here, everyone! Get your magic brooms and chernabogs! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhinean...

Oh, Marian, if only your husband still loved you after you were dead for many years and he found love again in his supposed soul mate. In this thrilling episode, we continue the Elsa and Emma forced parallel, this time with surprise boyfs Hook and Kristoff! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Now that Snelsa is officially NOT being compared to Regina (booooooo), I guess that means it's time to make our Savior relevant again. And by savior, we don't mean our lord David Christ, though he does make an appearance this episode and bless us all with his flowing locks. #blessed. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Inst...

What does the title mean? Why is Snelsa here? Why is Regina being compared to Snelsa? Why is Emma the WORST? All of that (and more!) will likely be left unanswered in this episode of Wine, Whine, and Once! Aren't you happy we're back? It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

At long last we have returned to you! Did you miss us? We missed you! In fact, we missed you so much, we are gifting you this two hour clusterfuck wherein we get drunk and try and walk you through what happens in season 4, episode by episode. It's a BAD time!

Just WHAT did happen in season 3? Honestly... we have no idea. But that isn't going to stop us from talking about it! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce

After the most painful 21 episodes of our lives, we are FINALLY at the end of season 3! And not a moment too soon. Our time travelers manage to escape back to the present without changing history! Except for the fact that Emma 'Meddling' Swan decides to bring back a prisoner to the present and accidentally unleashes the Urn of the Ice Queen onto Storybrooke. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from y...

We have finally come upon the penultimate episode of the season! Marty McSavior and Doc Hook have to fix the past so that Marty doesn't accidentally fuck his mom! Or something like that. Emma dons a princess gown and becomes everything she never wanted to be, and STILL manages to royally fuck up the past and possibly her very future. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at w...

Wow, sorry for yelling, but we really don't have time for that. We have NO time to sit and dwell on the fact that Mary Margaret had her baby stolen from her yet again. Or that Emma had her magic taken from her. Or that Zelena was melted in the most graphic way ever. Or that Rumple made a marital promise to Belle and then broke it 5 seconds later. We just don't have time. but it IS a bad ti...

Curses are broken! Hearts are broken! Hot people are kissing! What more could you possibly want from an episode of Once Upon a Time? Except perhaps some consistency. But we all know that's just too much to ask! Memories are restored (thanks to Regina, the Reformed), and sacrifices are made (RIP Charming). But the most important thing is THE HOT PEOPLE ARE KISSING! It's a BAD time! We want...

Remember how Mary Margaret murdered Cora? Yeah, well, so does Cora! Or at least her vengeful spirit does! In an attempt to understand why Zelena hates Regina so much, the gang holds a seance to speak with the dead. And while this doesn't really work.... at ALL, we do get some more Cora backstory and further confirmation that Eva was just a bitch. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you!...

We love that Ariel's existence is at least consistently centralized about looking for Eric. Why does she lose him so easily? Is everything okay? Is he purposely trying to leave her because she's obsessed with him? Thankfully we don't have to speculate these questions tooooo much because GREAT news: Ariel is actually Zelena in disguise. Don't worry about it In other news, Hook might...

Oh good! It's the Zelena backstory that no one asked for! Other than being a weak attempt to make us feel any sort of empathy for our muppet witch, this episode serves ONLY to point out how badly she wants that Dark One D. It's embarrassing for her, honestly. And as Cora apparently taught us, you should never bring your heart to a witch fight. So that's on her! It's a BAD time! We...

** Disclaimer; due to some recording issues, the episode has some issues starting around the 45 minute mark. Apologies for the inconvenience- we are looking at some solutions for future recordings! ** Ding dong the Neal is Dead!...again? We've been here before, I recognize that corpse! But when has reusing plots ever stopped this show before? Neal returns only to die shortly after in one of th...

Don't you just love it when the entire B plot exists in a past that no one remembers and the A plot copies the entire B plot in an attempt to create a through line but ultimately just makes you wonder what the entire point of the episode is? No? Weird! We thought everyone loved that! That's it. We don't have anything else to say. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us...

This episode is a BEAST so make sure you have a good drink to cozy up with while we take you on a journey to prove that Regina and Robin are in fact the best couple and we will not be taking comments at this time. Aside from our ultimate OTP, we also watch Emma try and come with a plan that is almost as bad as her truth/lie detector. It's a BAD time. We want to hear from you! Email us at winew...

How we wish that this were just hyperbole, a fun thing to say as a joke, and not the true and real fact that we must all come to terms with. Yes, we've left Neverland and have moved on. But at what cost? Aside from her sexual endeavors, Storybrooke is once again under a curse! So naturally we need Emma to come and do what saviors do best. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us...

It's the Winter Finale Episode! We are done with the Neverland arc! We never have to deal with Peter Pan or Neverland ever again! It's been 800 years. How did we ever survive? In other news, Pan starts a curse and to stop the curse, Regina has to enact ANOTHER curse. Apparently those cancel each other out, now. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gma...

We love a switcheroo! Especially when no one is the wiser. We just love seeing Regina so happy and delighted that her son finally wants to spend time with her, knowing that it's actually Peter Pan in disguise. We love Emma being all up on her high horse because no son of hers would ever choose the Evil Queen over her! And more than anything, we love a B plot that has literally no effect on the...

Once again, Regina Alberta Mills proves herself to be the bad bitch she is by single handedly saving Henry while everyone else sits and watches, rendered speechless by her beauty and presence. At least that's how we remember it. We also get to see what those early days of motherhood looked like for our sweet baby angel. And boy, does it make us want to wrap Regina up in a weighted blanket and pres...

Hey hey hey! Did you know that Peter Pan is actually Rumplestiltskin's dad? Well you do now! Like father like son, the cycle started with this bastard man, who literally abandoned his child to turn into a teenager with a punchable face. Oh, and also Henry might be dying? We just don't know! But Mr. Gold is in a box, so we're probably screwed. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from y...

Finally! We are meeting the biggest threats! The threats that are MORE dangerous than Greg and Tamara! The threats that could ruin everything and put everyone in danger! They are..... a couple of hipsters looking for their matcha tea lattes. It's John and Michael Darling, everyone! yay!!! And a big round of applause to Belle for doing a SUPER job of saving the town! Well done! It's a BAD t...