Wine, Whine, and Once

Well fam, we FINALLY know what deep dark secret (TM) that Dark One Emma has been keeping from us all. And boy, is it something. Something that makes so little sense and simply cannot be brought to any semblance of reason. This episode is also brought to you by Body Horror, pregnancy edition. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Inst...

We are finally catching up to our plot! Emma learns about Merlin's backstory and we as viewers learn that Merlin is actually The Worst Guy (tm). Maybe his true love wouldn't have committed the original sin if he'd just gone down on her. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Bearida is here, everyone! We interrupt this riveting* plotline to bring you Bear-Merida, an at least twice baked potato, and the creation of your own habitual visualization circle! *please note the plotline might not actually be riveting. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Oh, the lore continues with evil, magic dreamcatchers! But NO not the dreamcatchers that Neal had don't be absurd. These ones are different. Merlin is out of the tree but I guess didn't actually help us with the Emma problem. But hey, Henry found a horse, and Regina had to relive Daniel trauma, so I guess that's all we can hope for. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhinea...

What do a catatonic Emma, a failing marriage, and a horse stable have in common? If you answered 'absolutely nothing please stop talking to me!', you'd be correct. Though we seem to be closer to actually finding the plot... It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Never was there a love so pure and short lived as Arthur and David. But they will continue to live on in our hearts! But more plot relevant than their budding and dying romance is the absolute bastardization of Siege Perilous, primarily in the pronunciation. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Did you know that becoming the Dark One entitles you to an intense sense of horniness AND a house? What a perk. Almost makes the whole thing worth it. But do you know what isn't worth it? Having an entire plot centered around memory loss but not letting the audience in on the bit, therefore making the entire plot a waste. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineando...

Oh lord are we back, for better or for worse! And coming in with FULL force, we have the Emma Swan Dark One Backstory! Featuring: mindpalace Rumple, Merida, sleep deprivation, and manipulation! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

The true curse was the drunken precap we found along the way. We can only assume that the time honored tradition needs no preamble at this point. Grab a drink and watch as we try (and fail) to remember what happens in each episode of Season 5! It's a BAD time!

After blood, sweat, and the occasional bout of tears, we have made it to the Season Four finale! Heroes, Villains, Dragons, and Dark Ones collide and what can only be described as 'hot nonsense'. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

We are SO glad that Isaac the Author completely flipped the script on this and made it so that the heroes lose and the villains win rather than just making it so that they reverse roles entirely. Because that would be ridiculous and just reinstate the fact that Villains cannot get a happy ending without a full reformation. It's really, really good that Isaac the Author didn't just do that....

Lily was hatched from an egg, part 2! In which mother and daughter reunite. Speaking of mother and daughters reuniting, Cora's back! Well, in the past at least. Once again proving that she is not here for anyone bullshit, Regina solves every problem in front of her and has also never done anything wrong. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow u...

After murdering Cruella and thus obtaining red eyeliner, the Charmings are now LASER focused on keeping Emma from going Dark (TM). Emma, of course, has other plans and wants to track down her childhood friend, Lily. You know, the one that was in the egg and had all of her evil put into it! We also get a great (terrible) reveal from Zelena that we are never going to recover from. It's a BAD tim...

I found a way to sneak the title in! And you all thought I couldn't do it. We are finally at the absolutely best, most unhinged, FABULOUS episode in the history of OUaT. It's time for Cruella's backstory! Even though we have already said SO much about this episode... we think this episode speaks for itself. No additional context needed. It's a ....GOOD... time!!!! We want to hear f...

Dear listener. This is the episode that broke Dee. Not from a content perspective, oh no. But from an EDITING perspective. Thrice she tried to edit and sync it up but to no avail. What you are listening to now is attempt #4, wherein she said 'fuck it' and did her best. If you hear coughing or things don't line up, mind ya damn business xoxo NOW onto the important things. Like Robin&#39...

Morbs (N): Temporary melancholia; feeling a bit low. See also: temporary exhaustion from being put under too many spells in a short period of time. It's eggtime, baby! The moment we have ALL been waiting for. Things will never be the same, at least for Emma. Because again, we cannot make it any more clear, it was an EGG. They put the evil into an EGG!! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Em...

New cow lore just dropped! Nan the cow absolutely ruins marriages, just like Regina. Or something like that, so says August the not-child-man-puppet. Also we get a sexy Robin dream, as a treat. It's a BAD (good) time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

This is Marvel's gayest project, we can only assume. The sexual tension is tangible, and we're here for it! Regina gets put through a proper hazing by the Shady Ladies, who convince her to get drunk, set a car on fire, and kidnap a child. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

One thing is for certain: the sass-o-meter goes up to 11 in this half of the season. No one is safe with both Regina AND Cruella around to read you for filth. David and Mary Margaret are egg-cellent at lying to their daughter about their nefarious deeds. But the yolk is on them, I suppose. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram...

Wake up, besties! The queen's of darkness are OFFICIALLY in Storybrooke! Time to up the ante on sass, clapbacks, and general fabulosity. And sure, Regina is still brokenhearted and deserves the world, but at least we get to laugh through the pain! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Who doesn't love a good transition episode? While it might be the weakest of the season, it is by no means as bad as ANY of the Neverland episodes, and as an added bonus, it's Queens of Darkness time! And Belle FINALLY sees the light and kicks her red flag of a husband to the curb (quite literally). It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on...

We have made it to the moment. The build up from the entire season. It's Frosting Time. We are certain that this will be a harrowing time that is sure to cause chaos and long term ramifications. Surely it won't be a letdown that is resolved after only 5 minutes! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonc...

How does it make you feel to know that the singing in Frozen was all diegetic? Not great? How do you feel about the words 'Blackbeard's Boneyard'? Unsettled? Well, we hate the be the bearer of bad news, but buckle up for more. In an unnecessarily comical episode that was pure delight, we find out what Anna's deal is, learn more about the Curse of Shattered Sight, and are burdened w...

Great news! Norway isn't real! Emma's powers continue to run rampant as she decides to rid herself of them once and for all. Sure, she should have known not to trust Gold, but it isn't like she has a superpower or anything! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Welcome to part one of a two-fer double whammy leading up to the Curse of Shattered Sight! Even though the show might have aired these back to back, we are not. Buuuuut part 2 will be out next week, fret not! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at winewhineandonce@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.