Willie B's Stupid Stories

Woman Wants a Divorce because her husband is Tightening Lids on Jars too tight See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Porch Pirates in get in a fight on a Porch, trying to steal the same package. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets tricked into a sex change, so the Doctor can marry him, and steal his father's Land See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Australia Teen gets in Trouble for Ranking his Classmates in categories like Un-rapeable and Abduction Material See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list of "People I Want to Punch in the Face" was found in a grocery store parking lot See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman gets Cold Feet before a First Date, so she calls 911 and says the man is an abusive Ex See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drive Thru barista gets a drink thrown at her, she throws a Hammer back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It is NOT illegal to Teach Second Graders While Drunk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neighborhood gets built on top of an abandoned Graveyard.  They never moved the bodies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AirBnb guests over stay their welcome; become squatters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman found a hidden door in her house, and behind that door was a plastic Skeleton.  Plus a new Restaurant won't let anyone under 30 in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man is arrested after eating a man's leg, after that man was hit by a train See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Woman who was in the Back of a Police Car that was hit by a train is getting over 8 Million Dollars See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man charged with driving without a license, zooms into court from the drivers seat of his car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sister Mixes grandmas ashes into some Spaghetti Sauce and served it to her Brother. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tattoos can cause cancer.  And a Drunk Groom shoots a wedding guest in the hand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom was fined $88,000 for her kids picking up Seashells.  Turns out they were protected clams. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police found a fugitive hiding in a Clothes Dryer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man causes $9,000 in Damage at the DMV by throwing Fish and Carrots See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida Man Steals a School bus, and drives it 4 hours away.  Gets busted the next day when He tries to return it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Town is for Sale in California for $6 Million and there's going to be lots of drugs at Music Festivals this year See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had to turn the Portal between Dublin and New York off because of Mooning.  Plus you can now upload your memories to live on as an AI Forever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets a DUI riding a Lawn Mower on the High way with a Beer in his hand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Student raises $45,000 to hire a Mariachi Band to Counter-Protest some Protestors See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ecuadorian Model gets gunned down after sharing a picture of Ceviche from a local restaurant See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.